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What do you do in the shower?

  • 12-12-2013 10:42pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28


    For entertainment while in the shower I like to sing.

    What kind of things do you get up to while in the rain closet?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    Heh heh heh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I do The Times crossword.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Shower


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭spankysue


    Smoke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    ahtfulal84 wrote: »
    For entertainment while in the shower I like to sing.

    What kind of things do you get up to while in the rain closet?

    Weirdly enough I wash myself!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    Juggling;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Start fires


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Weirdly enough I wash myself!
    Pervert.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    I like to post mundane threads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Masturbate


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    The shower is where my husband and I catch up on our day - and I don't mean in a dirty way!

    I know someone who drinks tea/wine while relaxing in the shower


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    The shower is where my husband and I catch up on our day - and I don't mean in a dirty way!

    I know someone who drinks tea/wine while relaxing in the shower

    Is that not someone off boards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I do the times crossword backwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    Talk to myself as if I was being interviewed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Is that not someone off boards?

    No idea, did someone post that recently?

    My friend's boyfriend does it. I think it's weird :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    WikiHow wrote: »
    I do the times crossword backwards.
    You talkin' to me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    I brush my teeth and shave my face, had to rig a mirror up for that one, was quite proud. :o:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    This washing thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    You talkin' to me?
    Beep beep beep beep that could be your tune while in the shower as in the buzzer on a lorry reversing :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 196 ✭✭Clonsuttonlad


    Shake and squeeze.
    Making lots of suds


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    I brush my teeth and shave my face, had to rig a mirror up for that one, was quite proud. :o:)

    Would it not go all foggy?

    I sometimes shave in the shower blind. Still do a good job, it's easy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Pee.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Suffer an existential crisis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭Stainless_Steel


    Always rub one out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭HomelessMidge


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    No idea, did someone post that recently?

    My friend's boyfriend does it. I think it's weird :)

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057100946/8

    Knew I seen it somewhere!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    I do The Times crossword.
    crossaire or simplex?

    If crossaire, then I'm impressed.
    (that you have such a big immersion)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    _Redzer_ wrote: »
    Would it not go all foggy?

    I sometimes shave in the shower blind. Still do a good job, it's easy
    Yeah, it did. Then I thought about it and realized fog/condensation forms on glass when the air is moist and warm and the glass is colder. So, what I do now is run the water over it for maybe ten seconds, it heats the glass to the same temperature as the steam, so there's no mechanism for it to get foggy!
    I was extra proud of myself that day, let me tell you. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    I find it's the perfect time to evacuate my bowels.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy



    Either you outed my friend's boyfriend or weirdly, more than one person drinks beverages in the shower!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I wash myself. And sing a lot. Like proper belt out a couple of tunes. The odd time I'll have a very reflective shower and think about all the productive things i COULD have done that day...... but just didn't.

    Or replay the days conversations in my head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    I sometimes eat crisps or sweets in the shower.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    just out of the shower, I probably hold a landspeed record for washing myself though.
    when I can manage the time I like to do a mental cleansing, if its been a long day I like to just stand there and visualise the hot water washing away any stress and muck I've carried home and watch it seep down the drain. Damn I'm clean.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,567 ✭✭✭Red Pepper


    Mandatory urination.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 580 ✭✭✭JumpShivers


    Shower, strangely enough...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Chareth Cutestory


    Cry hysterically


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Yeah, it did. Then I thought about it and realized fog/condensation forms on glass when the air is moist and warm and the glass is colder. So, what I do now is run the water over it for maybe ten seconds, it heats the glass to the same temperature as the steam, so there's no mechanism for it to get foggy!
    I was extra proud of myself that day, let me tell you. :pac:
    You sir, are walking proof that evolution is making great leaps forward in the modern age. Bravo, I congratulate you and your advanced ways, and hope there is more we can learn from you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Shower, brush teeth and shave without a mirror because I'm manly (and lazy).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭BNMC


    Make toast.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Wash my hair, then my body, then usually sit on the shower floor with my legs crossed for a good 15 minutes. Getting back up is one of lifes biggest struggles.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Don't have time for that sh*t. In and out in 43 seconds flat.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Daqster


    Ever since I got a bluetooth shower radio, I cry as I listen to country songs on Sunshine 106.8.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 497 ✭✭Mr Keek


    Monday to Friday is mainly a slash and dash. In and out in under 10 mins. No time for anything else.

    On a Saturday I've take a bit more time and do a self check for anything unusual down stairs. I encourage every fella to do the same, testicular cancer is a young man's disease and very treatable when detected early.

    Sorry for bringing down the mood, as you were!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,741 ✭✭✭bigron2109


    Play with my Yellow Rubber ducky


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    What every other girl does wit the shower head ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    What every other girl does wit the shower head ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    deise08 wrote: »
    What every other girl does wit the shower head ;)
    As in the 40 year old virgin bath scene? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭Tramps Like Us


    Usually by the time I've gotten home I've thought of witty comebacks or things I should have said in conversations I had that day, so I reenact them in shower


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,383 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Look out the window at the birds in the back garden. And admire the unfinished ghost estate out the back and dream about it being demolished!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Meangadh


    Some of you are sick, the stuff ye get up to on the shower!

    I mean, rub one out all you want but eating crisps in the shower? Mank!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    deise08 wrote: »
    What every other girl does wit the shower head ;)
    ...sing into it?


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