Arse pickers... are you a flicker or a licker?

MagicMarker

Yes, I'm talking to you! I ****ing hate you.

I never realised how annoying this habit was until I moved into my current abode with a flat mate who does it. My god, I'd rather listen to that slurping sound a dog makes while licking it's balls than hear someone munching on their nails.

Kill yourselves.

wretcheddomain

MagicMarker wrote: »

Yes, I'm talking to you! I ****ing hate you.

I couldn't give a flying f***

danniemcq

But its a great way to get your iron for the day.

weetiepie

My husband goes nuts when I do it, it is the one thing that is sure to grate on his nerves, I just laugh at him..

jester77

MagicMarker wrote: »

Yes, I'm talking to you! I ****ing hate you.

I never realised how annoying this habit was until I moved into my current abode with a flat mate who does it. My god, I'd rather listen to that slurping sound a dog makes while licking it's balls than hear someone munching on their nails.

Kill yourselves.

Surely it is only a temporary thing or do their nails magically regrow over night for the next gnawing session?

The Backwards Man

My Dad's girlfriend clips her nails into my turfbucket when they come to my house.

I'm gonna put her in the turfbucket some day.

Leogirl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

My Dad's girlfriend clips her nails into my turfbucket when they come to my house.

I'm gonna put her in the turfbucket some day.

Thats just mank!! :eek:

jester77

The Backwards Man wrote: »

My Dad's girlfriend clips her nails into my turfbucket when they come to my house.

I'm gonna put her in the turfbucket some day.

Is that like a spitbucket?

The Backwards Man

Leogirl wrote: »

Thats just mank!! :eek:

I know.

Merkin

It absolutely makes me want to hurl. It's even worse if you see it in someone who works in the catering industry or involved in preparing food. I went into a sandwich place recently and saw the guy making sandwiches had nails bitten down to the quick. Hands that had obviously spent a great deal of time shoved in his mouth for a nibble. Needless to say I flounced my petticoats and got out of there asap, it's fcuking vile.

The Backwards Man

jester77 wrote: »

Is that like a spitbucket?

No, it's a bucket for turf.

BraziliaNZ

OP, you really are the most obnoxious poster on boards, where does all your frustration come from?

Red Kev

The Backwards Man wrote: »

My Dad's girlfriend clips her nails into my turfbucket when they come to my house.

I'm gonna put her in the turfbucket some day.

PMSL at this !!!:pac:

SweepTheLeg

MagicMarker wrote: »

I ****ing hate you.

Kill yourselves.

Bit harsh.

Daqster

R.I.P. After Hours' nail-biters,

elchupanebrey

The worst bit is when they just spit them ouy on the floor. Hate that

aujopimur

No.2 after arse pick and sniff brigade.:eek:

Micky Dolenz

Dogs wouldn't do it, Joe.

Daqster

Guilty as charged I'm afraid.

Look, if you're female, have a great arse, wear tight jeans and travel up escalators without having the foresight to stand sideways - I'm sniffing your arse, no two ways about it.

Dolbert

Lol

Drumpot

Merkin wrote: »

It absolutely makes me want to hurl. It's even worse if you see it in someone who works in the catering industry or involved in preparing food. I went into a sandwich place recently and saw the guy making sandwiches had nails bitten down to the quick. Hands that had obviously spent a great deal of time shoved in his mouth for a nibble. Needless to say I flounced my petticoats and got out of there asap, it's fcuking vile.

If you think about it, People who bite their nails are probably more likely to wash their hands more regularly then those who dont . .

I don't see the connection with nail biting and bad hygiene, so it perhaps you just have a fetish for people with nice hands serving you food . .:P

gramar

Butt sniffers or nail chewers? What exactly is the gripe here?

Micky Dolenz

Butt sniffing nail biters?

Merkin

Drumpot wrote: »

If you think about it, People who bite their nails are probably more likely to wash their hands more regularly then those who dont . .

Eh no. I just presume they probably don't wash at all. Or wipe their bums after they have used the lavatory. Or ever think of changing their bed sheets either.

danniemcq

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Butt sniffing nail biters?

makes the scratching so much nicer with freshly bit nails being all nice and sharp

brevity

I don't know what's going on here.

The Backwards Man

Which one of you mods changed the title?

It's a real nailbiter.

Micky Dolenz

Defo a flicker.

FloatingVoter

Flicker. If you're ever in my house, don't look up at the ceiling. And that fly that isn't moving on the TV....its not a fly.

Duggy747

Mmm, delicious & nutritious.

Now with extra corn.

Aglomerado

Duggy747 wrote: »

Mmm, delicious & nutritious.


Now with extra corn.

:eek: Yuck.

Wattle

Why is this thread called arse pickers when it's about biting nails?

LordSutch

MagicMarker wrote: »

Arse pickers... are you a flicker or a licker?

Yes, I'm talking to you! I ****ing hate you.

I never realised how annoying this habit was until I moved into my current abode with a flat mate who does it. My god, I'd rather listen to that slurping sound a dog makes while licking it's balls than hear someone munching on their nails.

Kill yourselves.

You mean like picking your arse?

and then they lick it and flick it? holy SH1T what a disgusing practise )

Nose pickers & flickers are bad enough, but Arse pickers, Yuk yuk yuk.

Ihatecuddles

Merkin wrote: »

It absolutely makes me want to hurl. It's even worse if you see it in someone who works in the catering industry or involved in preparing food. I went into a sandwich place recently and saw the guy making sandwiches had nails bitten down to the quick. Hands that had obviously spent a great deal of time shoved in his mouth for a nibble. Needless to say I flounced my petticoats and got out of there asap, it's fcuking vile.

I have an issue with my nails that means they won't grow. 5 of them are 1mm long.

I'd hate for people to think I'm some scumbag who bites them.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

why is some idiot going around changing all the thread titles?

blaze1

Op you sound stressed, are you at a nail biting conclusion.

I'll see my own way out.

LordSutch

Arse picking & nail biting, what a great combination