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Name my New Dog Please

  • 11-12-2013 10:17pm
    #1
    mfceiling
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    So i'm going to get a black cocker spaniel for myself.

    I need him to have a funky name - not blackie or something obvious.

    Something more along the lines of the dog from the movie The Royal Tenenbaums....Spark Plug

    Any ideas?


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  • #2
    MJ23
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    "Has anybody fed Derek?"


  • #3
    Frosty McSnowballs
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    mfwall

    Tafuq


  • #4
    Frank Black
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    Hard Black Cock


  • #5
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sorry but "something obvious" is the worst name ever. Who would even suggest it.


  • #6
    Cienciano
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    nipples


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    BNMC
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    Whitey.


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    Super-Rush
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    Syndrome.


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    Banjo String
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    Marley.


  • #10
    rameire
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    you may copy my dogs name,

    Bumblefritz.

    🌞 3.8kwp, 🌞 Clonee, Dub.🌞



  • #11
    Artful_Badger
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    Nelson Mandela


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  • #12
    Chucken
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    Has to be Nelson.


  • #13
    Sunnyisland
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    Ranger.


  • #14
    lucky333
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    Sh!t head


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    Frosty McSnowballs
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    Barry


  • #16
    --Kaiser--
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    Spanner, Spanner the Spaniel


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
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    Sparky


  • #18
    downwesht
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    Madiba!


  • #19
    cantdecide
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    The guard dog in my local motorbike breaker is called Sprocket which I think is a brilliant name.


  • #20
    Cool_CM
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    Doggy
    Simple and effective.


  • #21
    Ruu
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    If you can't even think of a bloody name then don't be nagging your parents for a dog for Christmas, it's not just for Christmas!!! :mad::mad::mad:




    I quite like the name Penny.


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  • #22
    flas
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    call him stay,then when you are calling him you will look insane in the park!


    "stay,come here stay"


  • #23
    Paco Rodriguez
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    Emmmaaaah


  • #24
    crazygeryy
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    Sir lancelot ramsbottom the third.


  • #25
    Aineoil
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    mfceiling wrote: »
    So i'm going to get a black cocker spaniel for myself.

    I need him to have a funky name - not blackie or something obvious.

    Something more along the lines of the dog from the movie The Royal Tenenbaums....Spark Plug

    Any ideas?

    Well in Irish.... Spark Plug is Spréachphocóid

    How about the name Spréach .....it means spark


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    mutley18
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    Guinness.


  • #27
    Tasden
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    Our black kitten was called turbo


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    Chattastrophe!
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    Deefer. Deefer Dog.


  • #29
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Looks like Dougal. From Father Ted AND The Magic Roundabout.


    Call him Dougal.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #30
    [Deleted User]
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    Woof.


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  • #31
    danniemcq
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    Cat


  • #32
    tayto lover
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    Stevie Wonder


  • #33
    mfceiling
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    Ruubot2 wrote: »
    If you can't even think of a bloody name then don't be nagging your parents for a dog for Christmas, it's not just for Christmas!!! :mad::mad::mad:




    I quite like the name Penny.


    Unfortunately i'm not 8 so it will be bought with my own cash and not my parents who are nearly 70...


  • #34
    danniemcq
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    My gf chimes in wikh Loki


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Kinkiboots.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #36
    amcalester
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    Toolshed or smoke-alarm.

    You're welcome.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Mustafa

    My cousin has two Scotties called Bill and Hillary.


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    Sunnyisland
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    Nidge or nidgey


  • #39
    cantdecide
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    Boardsie


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    [Deleted User]
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    Boris Yeltsin.


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    diomed
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    Bellini
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  • #42
    dxhound2005
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    Fetch


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
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    muttly!

    or just "dog" like Columbo named his Dog. "Dog"


  • #44
    --Kaiser--
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    Gizmo


  • #45
    mfceiling
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    muttly!

    or just "dog" like Columbo named his Dog. "Dog"

    The brothers dog is muttly!!


  • #46
    impr0v
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    Joan Burton.


  • #47
    Kettleson
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    "My dogs deaf"

    "Ah that's a shame? What do you call him?"

    "Anything I like, he can't hear me".

    Spot.


  • #48
    Eeden
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    Garp


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    martinedwards
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    clitoris


  • #50
    beantins
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    Madra?


  • #51
    MOH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭MOH


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Unfortunately i'm not 8 so it will be bought with my own cash and not my parents who are nearly 70...

    You mean if your parents were younger you'd be trading them instead of paying cash?

    Namewise: Patrick Swayze? Meat Loaf?


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