Most irritating passenger habits...

MadsL

It's a long car journey. Your passenger has a habit which has you contemplating driving both of you off a bridge.

For me it is my mother reading every sign, vehicle and advert aloud...and my father sucking his teeth every 3 minutes.

What is the habit that drives you nuts?

Professey Chin

Passenger seat drivers.
Turn here, turn now, go back, park here.

SHUT THE FCUK UP AND LET ME DRIVE!!!

Frosty McSnowballs

Acting the bollox with the radio or fcukers that advise you on what lane to be in.

lucky333

Kids kicking the back of my chair.
Kids fighting.
Kids shouting.
Kids throwing things.
Kids wanting to stop every 10 minets to go the tiolet.
Kids saying 'are we there yet' every 2 minets.

Titzon Toast

When someone tries to rub the condensation off the inside of one of my windows with the back of their hand. That nearly sends me into a murderous rage that does!

SureYWouldntYa

Turning on Liveline..........

MJ23

Leaving their rubbish in the back when they get out.
You wont be getting a lift again you fcuker.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

lucky333 wrote: »

Kids kicking the back of my chair.
Kids fighting.
Kids shouting.
Kids throwing things.
Kids wanting to stop every 10 minets to go the tiolet.
Kids saying 'are we there yet' every 2 minets.

Kids wanting to play i-spy.... **** OFF!!!!!!

P_1

Messing with the radio, backseat driving and eating smelly foods

cantdecide

Sleeping through a long journey meaning you a) have to listen to your own tortured paranoid bitter monolog and b) can't listen to Metallica

Mariasofia

For me its my mam everytime we pass a field of cows she say "Jesus all the cows". Dont know why dafuq she says it but now even alone in the car if I pass a field with cows I mentally say it!!

dmc17

Titzon Toast wrote: »

When someone tries to rub the condensation off the inside of one of my windows with the back of their hand. That nearly sends me into a murderous rage that does!

Especially if they're after eating a snack box!!

BNMC

**** who sit in the passengers seat and proceed to open their legs as wide as possible thus making it awkward to change gears without touching their knee.

Banjo String

More distraction than irritating.

Slightly NSFW

Thoie

My friend who insists on turning on the aircon, regardless of what the weather is like. He infamously switched it on as I was overtaking a truck, which was fun.

Another friend used beg for a lift, keep me awake all night long, then curl up for a nap on the passenger seat.

hungry hippo 4

my girlfriend trying to suck me off

dmc17

BNMC wrote: »

**** who sit in the passengers seat and proceed to open their legs as wide as possible thus making it awkward to change gears without touching their knee.

This, and someone who hogs your armrest :mad:

dmc17

hungry hippo 4 wrote: »

my girlfriend trying to suck me off

Wrong thread!

hungry hippo 4

dmc17 wrote: »

Wrong thread!

no you haven't met her.

dmc17

hungry hippo 4 wrote: »

no you haven't met her.

In that case I don't want to

CueCard7

Farting!


Or rapists

Frank Black

People who shout out "Jesus Christ you just hit that guy, oh ****, you just hit that guy".

It's like, yeah, I know.

jonnny68

Women who decide to apply their war paint on the bus/train and pluck their eyebrows, disgusting, there's a time and place for this love in your bathroom or bedroom and you still don't look any better, fu**in mincers, does my head in.

Mariasofia

hungry hippo 4 wrote: »

my girlfriend trying to suck me off

He said what passengers "do" not what you wish :-D

cml387

Wiring the bus so that it explodes if the speed drops below 50. Hate that.

Pedro K

Senor Jingle Balls wrote: »

Acting the bollox with the radio or fcukers that advise you on what lane to be in.

You're probably in the wrong lane then.

The joys of biking. Me myself and I, or occasionally my brothers. No passengers to listen to.

hungry hippo 4

Mariasofia wrote: »

He said what passengers "do" not what you wish :-D

Just because you're life is that dull doesnt mean mine is.

Wacker The Attacker

CueCard7 wrote: »

Farting!


Or rapists

As a matter of interest when was the last time you were raped while driving?

homemadecider

I travel a lot by plane. I hate armrest hoggers (men seem to be the worst for this for some reason), people who get up to pee every 5 mins and also peope who sit with their legs wide open. Oh and loud eaters. And people that try to talk to me even when I have my earphones in. And people that pray before the plane lands (this happens quite a bit).

Mariasofia

hungry hippo 4 wrote: »

Just because you're life is that dull doesnt mean mine is.

Yeah enjoy lol.

Tin Foil Hat

I drive for a living. I've done maybe a half a million miles or more, on my own, and without incident.
There are certain people (yes you, Wifey) who seem to think that, without their observance and verbal input, I would plow over at least two pedestrians per kilometer traveled.

MadsL

My wife has a constant argument with the GPS.

Johro

lucky333 wrote: »

Kids kicking the back of my chair.
Kids fighting.
Kids shouting.
Kids throwing things.
Kids wanting to stop every 10 minets to go the tiolet.
Kids saying 'are we there yet' every 2 minets.

Kids?

whirlpool

Jesus all the cows!

obezyana

Mariasofia wrote: »

For me its my mam everytime we pass a field of cows she say "Jesus all the cows". Dont know why dafuq she says it but now even alone in the car if I pass a field with cows I mentally say it!!

Haha that made me laugh I can imagine ya looking at all the cows in the field and ya having the urge to go cow tipping.

Cookie_Monster

grabbing the seat / dash in terror every time I take a corner

lau1247

slamming the door.. you know those doors close just as well with a gentle tug twat

Seedy Arling

I've a friend who will open the window all the way down at various points in the trip. This is to signal that he is after dropping the scutteriest, rancid guinness fart ever for all to enjoy in the car.

Femme_Fatale

Seedy Arling wrote: »

I've a friend who will open the window all the way down at various points in the trip. This is to signal that he is after dropping the scutteriest, rancid guinness fart ever for all to enjoy in the car.

Fair play to him for opening the window. My friend gets a laugh out of not doing so, leaving the rest of us to deal with the horror.

Seedy Arling

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Fair play to him for opening the window. My friend gets a laugh out of not doing so, leaving the rest of us to deal with the horror.

You just know the minute he goes for the window, there's a five second delay until the arse aroma starts being circulated.

Dutch ovening people in a car is an ejectable offence. Especially on a really warm day. :mad:

Jester252

In a car
Backseat driver, spreading the legs, touching the radio, eating smelly foods, gripping or winching when I'm near someone or something convinced that I'm going to hit it. (kicked someone out for that).
On a bus
old guy who wants to chat, guy that smells like piss, hungover student (beer sweats), guy who won't share the seat and if forced spills into your side, disapproving old woman who stares you out of it, crying child, loud drunk and I'm not putting my bag in the hold enjoy the hour and half trip with no leg space guy.

bodhrandude

Seeing that the mods are changing thread titles, you might as well merge this one with Trivial Things that annoy you.

Femme_Fatale

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Fair play to him for opening the window. My friend gets a laugh out of not doing so, leaving the rest of us to deal with the horror.

My friend just got a car with all-electric windows, there's no longer any escape.

The Backwards Man

People that fall asleep on your shoulder.
Pukers.
People that won't shut up.
People that won't say a word.
People that ride each other.
People that play with the airvents and the wee fins break off.
People that turn the radio up full blast.
People that start shouting abuse out the windows at pedestrians.
People that abuse the guards at a checkpoint.
People that have no sense of direction trying to tell you were to go.
People pointing at things out the window that you can't possibly look at when you're driving.
People that fall asleep and won't wake up.
People that stick chewing gum under their seat.
People that cut their nails in the car,
People.

obezyana

lau1247 wrote: »

slamming the door.. you know those doors close just as well with a gentle tug twat

Ah yes my missus will be murdered by my good self if she continues to slam my door.

gobnaitolunacy

What used drive me berserk on school tours was kids singing that fcuking 'everywhere we go' song, the one that rises in volume towards the end.

DrumSteve

People who sit on the outside seat on the bus/luas when it's packed, blocking the inside seat.

The pricks.

eisenberg1

Rear seat passenger giving directions

Me: Which turn (several on either side)
Them: The next one
Me: which one
Them: That side (pointing but you cant see cos you are in the front)
Me: But WHICH fuucken side??
Them: Its too late now, you are gone past, you may as well go all the way round...

FFS!!!!!!!!!!

Gannicus

BNMC wrote: »

**** who sit in the passengers seat and proceed to open their legs as wide as possible thus making it awkward to change gears without touching their knee.

I hate when the lads do that or their big stupid bleeding coat covers the gear stick and/or the handbrake.

lau1247 wrote: »

slamming the door.. you know those doors close just as well with a gentle tug twat

One of the lads does that constantly. I 'm waiting for the day he does it and breaks the glass because I'll break his arms.


The worst thing would have to be an ex-girlfriend of mine used to think it was hilarious to tickle me when I was driving. I don't mean sitting at the lights I mean she would literally tickle me as I drive through the city centre or as I was taking a corner. It was the source of countless rows. She did it one day and a mate was sitting in the back of the car and she started her messing and he let a roar at her. she got all p!ssy with me then when we got home for not saying anything to him about it. But sure I agreed with him. She didn't care that I nearly missed a red light and almost crashed.

hungry hippo 4

when the women in the boot wriggles free of the ropes and starts making a racket.

Specialun

when they open the passenger door they hit it off the other parked car.

FFS You dont need to swing it wide open every time. Your not a fookn beached whale