I dont trust men with moustaches or beards

Spring Onion

I don't trust men with moustaches or beards. I never have. I always think they have something to hide.

Movember is a not a good time for me.

Look at the evidence: Adams, Hitler, Fritzl, Bismarck, Stalin, Shipman, Hussein, Bin Laden, Khomeini, Genghis Khan, Vlad Dracula, Irish union leaders

Only exception was Magnum PI

Hande hoche!

You fear their superior leadership qualities.

Fr_Dougal

Santa. You lose.

darced

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Spike Witwicky

Jesus?

Sunnyisland

God has a beard...

RobbieTheRobber

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Santa. You lose.

I don't think so
http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1212/santa-creepy-santa-demotivational-posters-1356066124.jpg

rawn

Spring Onion wrote: »

I don't trust men with moustaches or beards. I never have. I always think they have something to hide.

Movember is a not a good time for me.

Look at the evidence: Adams, Hitler, Fritzl, Bismarck, Stalin, Shipman, Hussein, Bin Laden, Khomeini, Genghis Khan, Vlad Dracula

Only exception was Magnum PI

So you don't trust real men

FunLover18

Cliff Claven, Toby Ziegler, Santa Claus, Axel Foley, Einstein, Galilleo, Dr Gregory House

Indiana Jones always had a bit of a stubble going on does stubble count?

What about all the clean shaven weirdos; Bush, Bush Jr, Mussolini, Blofeld

Busted Flat.

Spring Onion wrote: »

I don't trust men with moustaches or beards. I never have. I always think they have something to hide.

Movember is a not a good time for me.

Look at the evidence: Adams, Hitler, Fritzl, Bismarck, Stalin, Shipman, Hussein, Bin Laden, Khomeini, Genghis Khan, Vlad Dracula

Only exception was Magnum PI

War mongers: Bush, Bush, Nixon, Johnson, Polpot, her Maj, Blair, Runsfield, the Jap guy in the second ww, Benny Yahoo in Israel, I can go on, how many more of these peaceful people should I name. None of them had facial hair. Goldia Mayer might have had some but where.

RobbieTheRobber

Spike Witwicky wrote: »

Jesus?

darced wrote: »

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realies wrote: »

God has a beard...

Yeah but none of these are real!

Raminahobbin

Beards are amazing. You're missing out on some serious tousling OP!

Not a huge fan of mustaches, although if I was a guy I'd Poirot the shit out of the place.

darced

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Mint Sauce

Spring Onion wrote: »

I don't trust men with moustaches or beards. I never have. I always think they have something to hide.

Movember is a not a good time for me.

Look at the evidence: Adams, Hitler, Fritzl, Bismarck, Stalin, Shipman, Hussein, Bin Laden, Khomeini, Genghis Khan, Vlad Dracula, Irish union leaders

Only exception was Magnum PI

What do you think about Hulk Hogan/trucker style moustaches?

ElvisChrist6

realies wrote: »

God has a beard...

All of them!

Doom

Spring Onion wrote: »

I don't trust men with moustaches or beards. I never have. I always think they have something to hide.

Movember is a not a good time for me.

Look at the evidence: Adams, Hitler, Fritzl, Bismarck, Stalin, Shipman, Hussein, Bin Laden, Khomeini, Genghis Khan, Vlad Dracula, Irish union leaders

Only exception was Magnum PI

I don't trust any woman with a big bush...they're definitely hiding something :-p

constance tench

http://catcoy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/willie-odea-gun-l.jpg

Sunnyisland

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Yeah but none of these are real!

Jesus was a real man,not to sure about the rest of the long story about him.

efb

I trust Jeremy Paxman

WoollyRedHat

Tom Selleck. How could you not trust Tom Selleck?

kilroywuzere

Bismark was a great man, now.

MonkstownHoop

Since Ian Watkins was outed as the sick pervert he is he seems to have a beard, make of that what you will

Spring Onion

Busted Flat. wrote: »

War mongers: Bush, Bush, Nixon, Johnson, Polpot, her Maj, Blair, Runsfield, the Jap guy in the second ww, Benny Yahoo in Israel, I can go on

Hirohito had a moustache.

cantdecide

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

Yeah but none of these are real!

Thank God Santa is real.

Spring Onion

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Tom Selleck. How could you not trust Tom Selleck?

Read the OP.

cantdecide

@OP. I hurt. Very very hurt

Benny_Cake

FunLover18 wrote: »

Cliff Claven, Toby Ziegler, Santa Claus, Axel Foley, Einstein, Galilleo, Dr Gregory House

Indiana Jones always had a bit of a stubble going on does stubble count?

What about all the clean shaven weirdos; Bush, Bush Jr, Mussolini, Blofeld

Cliff Claven is one of history's greatest monsters!

OP, what about the most badass of American presidents, Teddy Roosevelt? A man who didn't let a small thing like getting shot in the chest prevent him from finishing a speech can't be evil, surely.

Spring Onion

Does anyone trust those creepy Santas in shopping centres etc?
The whole Santa thing is a big sham, maybe that started my distrust....

Mariasofia

Will never go to a bearded doctor after that Harold Shipman fella!

On the other hand Ned Flanders seems trustworthy enough !

camel jockey

Spring Onion wrote: »

Look at the evidence: Adams

Does the brother also have a beard?

Michael D Not Higgins

Gandhi

clairefontaine

I don't trust men who like cats. I know that it's irrational but I can't help it, I think it is weird.

Busted Flat.

Spring Onion wrote: »

Hirohito had a moustache.

That was bum fluff.

Spring Onion

Busted Flat. wrote: »

That was bum fluff.

QED

camel jockey

clairefontaine wrote: »

I don't trust men who like cats. I know that it's irrational but I can't help it, I think it is weird.

Yes, it is weird that you don't trust men who like cats.

old_aussie

Spring Onion wrote: »

I don't trust men with moustaches or beards. I never have. I always think they have something to hide.

What ever you do, do NOT go to the middle east.

AdamB

I don't trust women with moustaches or beards...

FunkSoulSista

Prime examples: Pornstache, Girl from Tallafornia

Starscream25

Chuck Norris.

dmc17

Would you not trust this guy?

Napper Hawkins

Bertie Ahern, Brian Cowen, Enda Kenny, George W. Bush, Tony Blair, Dick Cheney, Mary Harney, Bertie Ahern, Jimmy Saville, Ian Watkins, Charlie Haughey, Bertie Ahern etc.

You were saying?

Witcher

http://bangshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/overly-manly-man-weigth-of-being-man-580x580.jpg

Busted Flat.

I do not trust women who do not shave, what are they hiding.

The Narrator

Einsten, Darwin, Hans Gruber.

Heroes all.

Spring Onion

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

Bertie Ahern, Brian Cowen, Enda Kenny, George W. Bush, Tony Blair, Dick Cheney, Mary Harney, Bertie Ahern, Jimmy Saville, Ian Watkins, Charlie Haughey, Bertie Ahern etc.

You were saying?

I think you're missing the point. I am not saying that all clean shaven men are trustworthy.

Napper Hawkins

Spring Onion wrote: »

I think you're missing the point. I am not saying that all clean shaven men are trustworthy.

So you're saying all men are untrustworthy?

FunLover18

Martin Luther King, Abraham Lincoln

Meangadh

I don't understand moustaches. I get beards, they can frame a face, hide a double chin, make a man look a bit more "manly", make a younger man look older... but what's the point of moustaches? Very few people can pull off that look, but beards pretty much suit all men- or at the very least a bit of stubble.

I'm a huge fan of a stubbly man... raaar

force eleven

Cap'n Birdseye.

Busted Flat.

Spring Onion wrote: »

I think you're missing the point. I am not saying that all clean shaven men are trustworthy.

I find a Brazilian, jaysus I really can't describe it but I trust her.

Mint Aero

Moustache has to be the stupidest sounding word in the history of people.

Moustaches

Moooooooo-STASH-eses