I just tried....

ardinn

To plug my phone charger into a Kit-kat.

What odd things have you done while not paying very close attention to anything!!!

PizzamanIRL

Put the milk into the cup press

Put the cereal into the fridge instead of the milk

Sunnyisland

Posted in threads that I have no intrest in posting in...

toastedpickles

Are you in the habit of taping kit kats to your walls? :pac:

Chancer3001

Thrown my plate into the bin after dinner

Senecio

Putting the washing machine or dishwasher on without detergent.

deise08

Putting a knob of butter into my tea by mistake. ha ha

Pac1Man

Opened a new box of tea-bags and stuffed them all into the teapot.:o

refusetolose

forgot to put weed in spliff

RayM

Sat in the passenger seat of my own car. And rather than just getting straight back out, I pretended to rummage around in the glove compartment for a few minutes to make it look deliberate.

kneemos

Poured milk in the frying pan instead of oil.

Mariasofia

Have answered my remote control many many times !

Gavlor

Got married

SV

Chancer3001 wrote: »

Thrown my plate into the bin after dinner

I did that too, but I had paper plates because I was just after moving out and hated washing up

My name is URL

refusetolose wrote: »

forgot to put weed in spliff

I've put a roach in both ends a few times.. usually a good sign that I don't need to smoke any more..

taytobreath

threw a sweet in the bin instead of the wrapper

Chucken

ardinn wrote: »

What odd things have you done while not paying very close attention to anything!!!

Not myself, but I'd say a few people bought an apartment in Bulgaria.

ollaetta

deise08 wrote: »

Putting a knob of butter into my tea by mistake. ha ha

Putting butter on my k............................. oops, sorry. Thought I was on a different thread.

BNMC

Walking down the street then I realise I'm going the wrong way so I stop, take out my phone, tap a few buttons and then swiftly walk back the other way.

SV

My name is URL wrote: »

I've put a roach in both ends a few times.. usually a good sign that I don't need to smoke any more..

Short term memory loss completely gone is always a nice indicator!

AnonoBoy

I was just sitting there, dressed as a Kit-Kat when somebody shoved a charger up me hole. :mad:

kneemos

Got to the checkout only to discover I'd forgotten my wallet.

Alter-Ego

Brushed my teeth with face wash. I didn't even notice the classic Neutrogena for the first minute. I'm not a morning person, to say the least.

saintsaltynuts

Tried to open up my front door with the car lock.

Hande hoche!

Put on an oven glove to get something out of the fridge.

shruikan2553

Clicked print on the computer, left the room. When I got to the library I realised I didnt have my student card and I never collected the list of books I needed from the printer.

Aestivalis

Put ketchup in my glass.
Put milk on my dinner plate.
Threw money in the big.
Threw sweet/food wrappers in the toilet.

Drove into the petrol station on the wrong side, attempt to stretch the hose across the car only for it to not be long enough, and then having do a big awkward u-turn to get the cap on the right side while everybody looks at you.

PlainP

To spray some nice fresh scent in the toilet after my daily poo and ended up squirting shaving foam all over the bath.....

I had a takeaway pizza and assorted other goodies, spread them out on the coffee table and went into the kitchen to get a glass, there was a large toy penguin sitting on the couch, I turned around and ordered it "Stay!"

Too many years of owning dogs.

AdamB

Turn on the indicator when driving around a bend...

Tried to wear a sheet of paper as jumper once. I was drunk.

Pai Mei

Turning on the oven without turning up the heat so my food is sitting in an oven cooking at 0 degrees

lemd

ardinn wrote: »

To plug my phone charger into a Kit-kat.

I do that too but I did upgrade android recently.

Putting toothpaste on my face when shaving or more worryingly picking up a razor to brush my teeth

SV

Pai Mei wrote: »

Turning on the oven without turning up the heat so my food is sitting in an oven cooking at 0 degrees

It's probably cooking at around 21degrees. You're welcome.

camel jockey

Chucken wrote: »

Not myself, but I'd say a few people bought an apartment in Bulgaria.

:rolleyes: Was sh*** like this EVER funny?

camel jockey

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I was just sitting there, dressed as a Kit-Kat when somebody shoved a charger up me hole. :mad:

Awkward.

deise08

Realising in work I forgot to put a bra on that morning
tryin to open my sister car wit my keys.
and no I'm not blonde

greenflash

Drove to the shops then walked home. Reported my car stolen next morning.

camel jockey

deise08 wrote: »

Realising in work I forgot to put a bra on that morning

Nice wheelnuts.

Artful_Badger

Got into the back of the wrong car once put on the seat belt and look up to see two strange faces staring back at me.

Mariasofia

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Got into the back of the wrong car once put on the seat belt and look up to see two strange faces staring back at me.

I watched my mother do this once from my car and was pml. Car wasnt even remotely like mine.......Im a very bad person. To be fair she found it funny too.

elchupanebrey

Went into the wrong apartment on holiday once. It was in the same spot but a floor above ours. Luckily i got out before yer man asleep on the couch woke up. Couldn't figure out why all the stuff in the bathroom was different from ours til i saw yer man and bid a hasty retreat

Aestivalis

Artful_Badger wrote: »

Got into the back of the wrong car once put on the seat belt and look up to see two strange faces staring back at me.

I did this before!
Was supposed to be picked up by a friend of my father (never met the guy before). I was told get ready as he'd be here in a minute.

Threw on some clothes and shoes, walked out the front door to a car that was parked outside. Hopped into the front and said "well".

The lad in it just looked at me...... I said "are you supposed to be taking me somewhere?"

He just said "uhh no.......".

I said right and got out of the car back into my house. Never felt more embarrassed in my life.

Frynge

My grandmother wasn't able to get into her car because the key wouldn't open the door, in the rain, in a church car park, near the end of a funeral.

Dick Spring was walking by and tried to help but the key just wouldn't work, so he broke into the car to let her in.

Her car wasn't even parked in the church.

Poured sugar into the bin instead of into my mug of coffee.

Meangadh

I put salt in a hot chocolate once thinking it was sugar. Disgusting.

Lapin

Voted Labour in the last election.

GLaDOS

Poured water onto cereal instead of milk

Lapin

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Poured water onto cereal instead of milk

Which begs the inevitable question on everyone else's mind right now.


Why do you keep water in milk cartons ?

Yamanoto

I searched for my reading glasses today & it took me a worrying number of seconds to realise I was wearing them at the time.

The One Who Knocks

Unwrapped and ate a dishwasher tablet while reading a thread about a kitkat wrapper....