Very hard riddle

yabog

This is a riddle my teacher gave us last week.Its a good one

emr(spider)emr
CMBDIS
emr(spider)emr

*note,where I have spider there is a drawing of a spider

clue
Something to do with a yorkshire accent

Rayne Wooney

Meth is bad for you

coinflip13

is it a walking clock?

El Guapo!

Them are spiders, them are.

See them beady eyes.









Next.....

the groutch

came back after 6 months to post THAT?

so how did the history essay go?

BNMC

the groutch wrote: »

came back after 6 months to post THAT?

so how did the history essay go?

Not everyone has the time to post over 10,000 times in 5 years.

Cee-Jay-Cee

yabog wrote: »

This is a riddle my teacher gave us last week.Its a good one

emr(spider)emr
CMBDIS
emr(spider)emr

*note,where I have spider there is a drawing of a spider

clue
Something to do with a yorkshire accent

That's pure shite

SimonLynch

'em are tarantulas 'em are
Can't move because dick is stung
'em are tarantulas 'em are

Easy :-)

sunflower27

Can you PM me the answer? I wont post it.

bonzodog2

IIRC I heard this version over 40 years ago....



ABCD Goldfish
MNO Goldfish
SDR
CDBDIIIII




[edit]yea, 3000 posts

dxhound2005

Here are two more old ones.

NE1410S.

LOLOAQICI82QB4IP.

Bananatop

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Here are two more old ones.

NE1410S.

LOLOAQICI82QB4IP.

Anyone for tennis

and

Hello, hello, a queue I see, I hate to queue before I pee

Bananatop

bonzodog2 wrote: »

IIRC I heard this version over 40 years ago....



ABCD Goldfish
MNO Goldfish
SDR
CDBDIIIII




[edit]yea, 3000 posts

Hmmmmm


Anybody see the goldfish
Minnow goldfish
*Haven't a notion*
See the beady eyes

beano345

yabog wrote: »

This is a riddle my teacher gave us last week.Its a good one

emr(spider)emr
CMBDIS
emr(spider)emr

*note,where I have spider there is a drawing of a spider

clue
Something to do with a yorkshire accent

Something to do with emmerdale?

whupdedo

yabog wrote: »

This is a riddle my teacher gave us last week.Its a good one

emr(spider)emr
CMBDIS
emr(spider)emr

*note,where I have spider there is a drawing of a spider

clue
Something to do with a yorkshire accent

Something something something jack sugden
Something something something wool pack

wretcheddomain

Text of a computer virus...

cantdecide

I couldn't solve the riddle but here's a picture of me, in the nip, with a dog...

looking_around

these aren't riddles ):
They're a play on accents, and the pronunciation of letters.

I was hoping for some kind of rhyme or something.

Seedy Arling

Does a man have to bring a fox, chicken and grain across a river as well?

I used to hate those fcuking things.

--Kaiser--

11 is a race horse
12 is 12
1111 race
12112

martinedwards

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mX9T2qyIQ

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

11 is a race horse
12 is 12
1111 race
12112

Eleven is a race horse
Twelve is one too
Eleven won one race
Twelve won one too.

Sorry, was that meant to be hard? It's certainly very old!

--Kaiser--

Alvaro Easy Surliness wrote: »

Eleven is a race horse
Twelve is one too
Eleven won one race
Twelve won one too.

Sorry, was that meant to be hard? It's certainly very old!

Close enough

--Kaiser--

looking_around wrote: »

these aren't riddles ):
They're a play on accents, and the pronunciation of letters.

I was hoping for some kind of rhyme or something.

Here's one my Grandma used to ask...

Through a rock
Through a reel
Through an old spinning wheel
Through a little bag of pepper
Through an iron nailed door
Riddle me that or leave me alone

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Here's one my Grandma used to ask...

Through a rock
Through a reel
Through an old spinning wheel
Through a little bag of pepper
Through an iron nailed door
Riddle me that or leave me alone

A moth was the old answer to this but some used to say a maggot. I always preferred lightning myself.

looking_around

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Here's one my Grandma used to ask...

Through a rock
Through a reel
Through an old spinning wheel
Through a little bag of pepper
Through an iron nailed door
Riddle me that or leave me alone

water?

I've never been very good at riddles XD

pickarooney

'em are spiders 'em are
see them beady eyes

looking_around

Alvaro Easy Surliness wrote: »

A moth .

but...how?????? S:

deise08

Alvaro Easy Surliness wrote: »

A moth was the old answer to this but some used to say a maggot. I always preferred lightning myself.

I don't get it?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

looking_around wrote: »

but...how?????? S:

It's from an archaic "mummers" theatre piece that's full of these rhymes. The character saying it is a Jack Straw. The origins and answers are long lost in time. It's more a nonsense rhyme than a riddle to be pedantic about it.

Yellow121

I read both pages of this thread.

kryogen

yabog wrote: »

This is a riddle my teacher gave us last week.Its a good one

emr(spider)emr
CMBDIS
emr(spider)emr

*note,where I have spider there is a drawing of a spider

clue
Something to do with a yorkshire accent

That's old.

Like, really really old.

mfceiling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k

FreshKnickers

Yellow121 wrote: »

I read both pages of this thread.

IRBPs of TTyl j12...

I don't think I did it right.

Me?

Reading this thread has resulted in me having a headache. I hope you are happy.

yabog

El Guapo! wrote: »

Them are spiders, them are.

See them beady eyes.




Next.....

You're close

kryogen wrote: »

That's old.

Like, really really old.

Care to give an answer then

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

yabog wrote: »

You're close



Care to give an answer then

Look, it's an old old riddle and has been answered. Technically a play on words rather than a riddle but answered none the less.

COYVB

yabog wrote: »

This is a riddle my teacher gave us last week

Your teacher doesn't understand what a riddle is

Frank Black

COYVB wrote: »

Your teacher doesn't understand what a riddle is

Must be all the cutbacks.

meh whatever 55

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

yabog

Alvaro Easy Surliness wrote: »

Look, it's an old old riddle and has been answered. Technically a play on words rather than a riddle but answered none the less.

It has not been answered yet I'm afraid

frag420

crack this one......


12cakfghps9476092nfm-038462823fm;vlv=904;,nv

buck65

Nigella Lawson. Crack ho ho.

Frank Black

What do you call a black guy that flys an airplane?












A pilot, you racist prick

buck65

What do you call a drunk black guy that flies a plane?














Denzel

bonzodog2

Bananatop wrote: »

Hmmmmm


Anybody see the goldfish
Minnow goldfish
*Haven't a notion*
See the beady eyes

Abe, see the goldfish?
Em ain't no goldfish
Yes they are!
See the beady eyes?

yabog

Nobody has gotten the answer to the original riddle yet.Like I said its good one.

Johro

F-u-n-e-m?
S, v-f-m.
F-u-n-e-x?
S, v-f-x.
M-n-x-4-2, P's.

Johro

*puts gun in mouth*

rolliepoley

i them are spider i them are, see them beady eyes, i them are spider i them are.

Capt'n Midnight

Johro wrote: »

F-u-n-e-m?

9.