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A Quote a Day........

  • 21-11-2013 10:52pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭


    Insert favourite quotes here.

    One of my favourites is by Mark Twain:

    "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 836 ✭✭✭fruvai


    “If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.” - Thomas Pynchon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    All men are guilty of the good they did not do.
    Voltaire


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 Up The Bare Stairs


    “Walk on air against your better judgement” - Seamus Heaney


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    "The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read".

    Oscar Wilde


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "If I had a good quote, I'd be wearing it" - Bob Dylan


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better".

    Samuel Beckett


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭ush


    Insert favourite quotes here.

    "Hold still. Just sit there. I see you very clear all of a sudden. You're Mr Death himself."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    ush wrote: »
    "Hold still. Just sit there. I see you very clear all of a sudden. You're Mr Death himself."

    Good old Updike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    If you can't be with the one you love, love the one your with.

    Stephen Stills.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "All that we don't know is astonishing. Even more astonishing is what passes for knowing." - Philip Roth


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Common sense is instinct.
    Enough of it is genius.

    George Bernard Shaw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    But who prays for Satan?
    Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

    Mark Twain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,472 ✭✭✭brooke 2


    'Think where man's glory most begins and ends,
    And say my glory was I had such friends.'

    - W.B. Yeats


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
    From this day to the ending of the world,
    But we in it shall be remember'd;
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother.

    Henry V, Act 4, Scene III

    Always sends a shiver down my spine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious".

    Peter Ustinov


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    "We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English".

    Winston Churchill


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 836 ✭✭✭fruvai


    "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." - James Joyce


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong" - Bertrand Russell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody" - Brendan Behan


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    History doesn't repeat itself, it just rhymes a bit.
    Mark Twain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭johnROSS


    "People who boast about their IQ are losers" - Stephen Hawking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭dcmm


    What is this life if full of care we have no time to stand and stare
    No time to stand beneath the boughs
    And stare as long as sheep or cows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "A hangover is the wrath of grapes" - Dorothy Parker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”

    ― William W. Purkey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included" - Bernard Manning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "For last year's words belong to last year's language
    And next year's words await another voice."
    - T.S. Eliot


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭johnROSS


    “the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”

    From Jack Kerouac's "On The Road"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,895 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    '' a heart on fire need not be quenched if we embrace the spark who set the blaze''
    Erinio Kensango


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover
    everybody's face but their own.

    Swift.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Habit is habit.
    Not to be flung out a window by any man.
    But coaxed down stairs a step at a time.

    Twain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    "Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. . . . And then one fine morning—
    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

    F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    The man who makes no mistakes, does not usually make anything.

    Edward John Phelps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 89 ✭✭stick girl


    There are no mistakes.

    Tom Robbins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭marienbad


    For sale:baby shoes,never worn.

    Hemingway


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Edith Nesbit's character Peter, in The Railway Children.

    "I suppose I shall HAVE to be married some day,but it will be an awful bother having her round all the time.I'd like to marry a lady who had trances, and only woke up once or twice a year."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in." - Leonard Cohen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭Lofty123


    I used to be a Homosexual, but I had to give it up because it made my eyes water.

    Michael Gambon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "At any street corner the feeling of absurdity can strike any man in the face." - Albert Camus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 Up The Bare Stairs


    'You miss one hundred per cent of the shots you don't take' - Wayne Gretzky.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven." - John Milton


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "It is a wise man who admits to knowing nothing" - Socrates


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭The Dagda


    Do, or do not. There is no try.

    Yoda.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 RichardOBrien


    First and foremost,you've got to make yourself happy.
    Essentially,being who you are is the most important thing.
    When you're after truth,happiness always comes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    "Where I am, I don't know, I'll never know. In the silence you don't know. You must go on. I can't go on. I'll go on." - Samuel Beckett


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,649 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work,
    the more I live.
    I rejoice in life for its own sake.

    George Bernard Shaw.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,779 ✭✭✭Carawaystick


    Gandalf the Grey
    "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,779 ✭✭✭Carawaystick


    Or
    "Some men fight wars. Other men start wars"
    Daniel Inoyue, US Senator for Hawaii, of Japanese Ancestry, who signed up to the us army as soon as it became legal to do so. Had an arm blown away by nazi's as he stormed a bunker in Italy.

    As he spoke the quote above in the US Senate, he held up his arm stump, maybe to make a point at George W Bush, the draft dodger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    "Never enter an arsekicking contest with a porcupine"

    Cohen The Barbarian (attrib)


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