If you had dinner for two with Brian Cowen, what would you ask him?

wretcheddomain

I'm sure you don't need an explanation of the thread title.

What would I ask?

Are you enjoying the chips Brian?

Unknown it's laced with Polonium.

What would you ask?

Tombi!

Are you paying?

Did you eat all the pies, Brian?

Ruu

That's my arm you are chewing and not the steak. :mad:

diomed

Are you going to eat my dinner?

grainnewhale

Did you know Enda would be an even more useless prick than you?

wretcheddomain

I've never had Bankers Bonus before, what does it taste like?

BNMC

Pass the salt.

I would ask to hurry up eating so we can have a few pint and a bit of a sing song he was/is suppose to be a great raconteur and good company and enjoys a bit of craic.

efb

Beef or Salmon?

wretcheddomain

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Are you paying?

His party paid for it at the elections.

Heroditas

Cake or death?

old hippy

Didn't you used to be somebody?

Vincent Vega

Do you always wear a suit?

krudler

So what was it like having Princess Leia choke you out? I know guys who'd pay good money for that.

wretcheddomain

Why is there such a fishy smell when you're eating humble pie?

nocoverart

Could you wear a brown paper bag whilst I eat my vol au vent?

wretcheddomain

Would you ever close your mouth when you're eating please Brian?

catallus

Why did you puke on my shoes in 1997. They were nice shoes.

Sam Kade

You would be hungry and speechless because Brian eats enough for 2.

Yawns

Any tips?

wretcheddomain

Is this the first time you've eaten at McDonald's?

Carpet diem

How drunk on scale of 1-10 were you on morning ireland?

keano_afc

What did you talk about during that round of golf with your banking buddies?

Whoops, just realised I took an AH thread seriously. Sorry.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I'm sure you don't need an explanation of the thread title.

What would I ask?

Are you enjoying the chips Brian?

Unknown it's laced with Polonium.

What would you ask?

I'd hit the shots with him and then hopefully we can double team his wife.

I want us to hi five and 'finish off' at the same time like KINGS!

:cool:

vicwatson

Fancy a few pints in the Ardilaun?

caustic 1

how's the diet going?

Mint Aero

Sooooo, Brian, I can call you Brian right?

*slurps* call me Biffo Mint Areo, mmmmmm Aero *drools*

Okay, Biffo...eh? You're getting saliva all over the table Biffy...

Biffo!

Oh sorry! Gawd your face goes all red when you're angry lol

That's me cholesterol

Right, so can we talk business...

Yes Mint Aero....mmmmmm Mint Aero *excessive drooling*

Biffo? Biffo?! You've a got a weird look in your eye!!

Grrrrr just a quick bite of ya aero! Om nom nom nom


*I dies after being ate*

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

What's with AH's hard on for Brian cowen??

Mint Aero

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What's with AH's hard on for Brian cowen??

He's a sexy beast

O.A.P

Did ye really think that ye could get away with it forever or was there a plan to flee the country with bags of cash if it wasn't for those pesky citizens?

BillyMitchel

Could he hide his jabba the hut face

General General

Can his dick touch his bum?

AlmightyCushion

How depressing is it that you're the only person I can get to go out on a date with me?

zenno

If you had dinner for two with Brian Cowen, what would you ask him?

I asked him one time by the Begley Bros LTD... If he had cut the alcohol out, would he have managed the situation better for the Irish people, and he said fook you over and over...

General General

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

How depressing is it that you're the only person I can get to go out on a date with me?

You'd end up biting that almighty cushion with Cowen... hard.

The Dom

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What's with AH's hard on for Brian cowen??

A chocolate flavoured condom.

It's the only hope we have of getting him to suck it.

Mickey H

I wouldn't be asking him anything. I'd be too busy chinning the cant.

stoneill

Did you eat the last person you were with for dinner?

wretcheddomain

Does God exist?

SEPT 23 1989

Go home and get your fcuking shine box

Bog Standard User

efb wrote: »

Beef or Salmon?

no recession in your house then?

cornbeef or tinned salmon more like

maalummoja

for a job

khmk

what's up with your face?

hotbabe1992

Throw a plate of food at him,that would be it i wouldnt want his company f**cking fat cvnt ruined this country..

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Why the **** can't I have dinner with someone I really find interesting and inspirational, or someone who I really ****ing hate and who really destroyed the country that I can moan at, and not you, you snivelling nobody?"

Bog Standard User

hotbabe1992 wrote: »

Throw a plate of food at him,that would be it i wouldnt want his company f**cking fat cvnt ruined this country..

to be fair it wasnt all down to cowen... bertie set him up to take the fall while bertie gets off scott free.

keithclancy

Saw Brian having a soup in a hotel in Dublin when I was back for a training course.

He didn't look like a very happy fellow and was sitting on his own looking sad slurping his soup.

minotour

"Can you please leave?"

SEPT 23 1989

keithclancy wrote: »

Saw Brian having a soup in a hotel in Dublin when I was back for a training course.

He didn't look like a very happy fellow and was sitting on his own looking sad slurping his soup.

was it a barrel of soup?

Sleepy

minotour wrote: »

"Can you please leave?"

Damnit, first thing that came into my mind, I read all the way to the end of the thread and it's the second last post!