The ugliest car on the road today?

Elephant Man from china

I put it to you, that it is the unrelentingly ugly honda jazz




Or else, the soda yeti



A car fit for a pig herder / mucksavage..

Post your contenders, please

Seweryn

BMW 5-series GT:

For Forks Sake

Until the last of these spontaneously combust, it will be the permanent holder of that award.

Elephant Man from china

Seweryn wrote: »

BMW 5-series GT:

Get out of my thread

colm_mcm

Elephant Man from china wrote: »

Get out of my thread

He's right though.

Elephant Man from china

That radius really is repellent isn't it hahahahha

ba_barabus

colm_mcm wrote: »

He's right though.

All things considered, including what people actually hand over for one, I think they're unredeemably ugly

131spanner

The Nissan Juke, with the Qashqai being marginally better.

Elephant Man from china

colm_mcm wrote: »

He's right though.

I think it's a smasher! Granted they put most of the good designers on the 4 series this model.. I think the new 5 series gt is lovely

Redshift

Looks like a printer cartridge.

Paddy@CIRL

Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to be full of SsangYongs...

brembo26

Dord

The next gen Jazz after that, and the new one out next year are much nicer. Especially the new one.





The Skoda Roomster is my pick.



It reminds me of this car below, and that's not a good thing.

For Forks Sake

Paddy@CIRL wrote: »

Why do I have a feeling this thread is going to be full of SsangYongs...

Oh why not...who looked at this yoke and thought "you know what, I realise there are hundeds of other cars available to buy, but this seems like a good use of my money"?

NickDunne

These stupid smiley i40's

CrowdedHouse

The entire KIA range

colm_mcm

I think kias are very good looking these days

Dord

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Until the last of these spontaneously combust, it will be the permanent holder of that award.

I don't think they will die. They're using Merc engines from the early 90's S-Class. :eek::(

Elephant Man from china

The i40 isn't a car I'd buy.. But not bad looking for a small car

colm_mcm

Ssangyong has same 2.7 as the ML but not made by mercedes.

bazz26

Nissan Tiida:




Renault Fluence:

Mycroft H

OSI wrote: »

Dacia Duster

I like the Duster with it's poverty steel wheels and black bumpers...

PyeContinental

Sorry OP, but unfortunately you've contracted a wrong opinion.
Unless you've spelt Nissan Juke wrong and accidentally linked to a picture of a Honda Jazz in an unfortunate colour, then this is what you meant to display:



Everyone who knows anything about simple facts knows that the current holder of the title of "ugliest car in the world" is the Nissan Juke, a title previously held by the Ssanyong Rhodius above, which in turn displaced the Fiat Multipla MKI.

Anyone who has watched Breaking Bad will also recognise the deliberately ugly Pontiac Aztec:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/picturegalleries/9952223/10-of-the-worlds-ugliest-cars.html?frame=2519036

coolbeans

BMW X6 and X1.

jimgoose

The series I Fiat Multipla takes some batin'. It always reminds me of the three-eyed fish from The Simpsons:



Pontiac Aztec anyone??

elfy4eva

PyeContinental wrote: »

which in turn displaced the Fiat Multipla MKI

Multipla is still the worst looking IMO it's absolutely desperate. Who on earth thought that Tumorous top half would ever look good.

Seweryn

coolbeans wrote: »

BMW X6 and X1.

Ouch...

Dord

colm_mcm wrote: »

Ssangyong has same 2.7 as the ML but not made by mercedes.

Correction perhaps, the diesel was a copy of the OM602 and petrol M104. Seems they do fail so all is good in the world.

Unfortunately I happened across a picture of the new Rhodius. It doesn't get any better... but at least they got rid of the "extension" on the back of the old one. :pac:

brembo26

One of these passed me today


Always taught these were hard to look at too...

PyeContinental

elfy4eva wrote: »

Multipla is still the worst looking IMO it's absolutely desperate. Who on earth thought that Tumorous top half would ever look good.

I was just talking chronological order in which they received their "awards" from the general motoring press, but yeah the first Multipla really does have a cancerous carbuncle that may never truly be beaten. At least its design derives from the best of intentions to optimise family cabin space, so the motives were benign even if the results were malignant.

The Nissan Juke however deliberately sets out to be offensively ugly, in the hope that this will confer some kind of "character" to it. It appeals to those kind of people who like to think of themselves as quirky and unique, and who are prepared to sacrifice practicality and any sense of style to achieve that, I suppose.

dgt

My stomach is turning at the horrors in this thread

The Hyundai ix20 reminds me of a hippo that can't fart

colm_mcm

Dord wrote: »

Correction perhaps, the diesel was a copy of the OM602 and petrol M104. Seems they do fail so all is good in the world.

Unfortunately I happened across a picture of the new Rhodius. It doesn't get any better... but at least they got rid of the "extension" on the back of the old one. :pac:

Pretty sure they used the OM602 in the Musso and Korrando years ago. The Rexton and Rodius' xdi were 2696cc and common rail but the Rexton had a cheaper 2.9 option at the start.

Dord

colm_mcm wrote: »

Pretty sure they used the OM602 in the Musso and Korrando years ago. The Rexton and Rodius' xdi were 2696cc and common rail but the Rexton had a cheaper 2.9 option at the start.

Fair 'nuff. Can we just agree they're ugly? :pac:

Noccy_Mondy

My god, this has to win hands down, I don't even know what it's called.....

colm_mcm

Dord wrote: »

Fair 'nuff. Can we just agree they're ugly? :pac:

Ugly as sin, but if you need an 11 seater there aren't many options



Never sold here though

Great idea extending the wheelbase

For Forks Sake

Noccy_Mondy wrote: »

My god, this has to win hands down, I don't even know what it's called]

Theres one of those parked up in the retail park in Carrickmines the whole time, it's even worse in the flesh.

Chris_Heilong

Kill it with fire....

colm_mcm

Noccy_Mondy wrote: »

My god, this has to win hands down, I don't even know what it's called.....

That's a toyota will vi. I think they're class,

Interesting read

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WiLL

The will vs looks it could have been released last week and not in 2001

MadYaker

Wtf Chris??? Id take that down before you're banned!

nd

corkgsxr

I'll never forget clarksons comment.

"At least its not offensively ugly like a kia rio"

Noccy_Mondy

colm_mcm wrote: »

The will vs looks it could have been released last week and not in 2001

Was just gonna say that the VS doesnt look half bad indeed.....

power pants

I agree chris, I dislikes the lights on them and their older models, really ugly looking cars those alfas in particular

Chris_Heilong

MadYaker wrote: »

Wtf Chris??? Id take that down before you're banned!

I know its risky but I like to live dangerously.

Kaiser D

This, imo



3 series GT

colm_mcm

Noccy_Mondy wrote: »

Was just gonna say that the VS doesnt look half bad indeed.....

I'd love to have been in the meeting in TME around 1999

"The new ford focus is giving us a kicking, what have ye got for us?"
"You know the 92 Corolla that we gave bug eyes 2 years ago"
"Erm...yeah?"
"Well we've added electric windows and made it even worse looking"
"Sounds legit - What about the Will V, can't we have that?"
"Eh, no"

vandriver

This new Fiat


attachment-1 by carl cotter, on Flickr

For Forks Sake

vandriver wrote: »

This new Fiat

Just saw an ad for it on tv and was like

Stheno

vandriver wrote: »

This new Fiat

That's hideous

bazz26

BMW 1 Series, ugly all day...

fryup

Walter White's car