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So I just Blew 80 yoyo's

  • 09-11-2013 12:08am
    #1
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭


    So I Just Blew 80 yoyo's in the casino, how do I tell the missus I need a Lend to pay the mortgage

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  • #2
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    uch wrote: »
    So I Just Blew 80 yoyo's in the casino, how do I tell the missus I need a Lend to pay the mortgage

    You lost it on red 69 ;-)


  • #3
    yizorselves
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 353 ✭✭yizorselves


    Blew an eighty year old? You disgust me!


  • #4
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Tell her you rode her mother, then say no only joking and tell her the real story, should take the edge off the bad news.


  • #5
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Well for some with their 80 euro mortgages.


  • #6
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    uch wrote: »
    So I Just Blew 80 yoyo's in the casino, how do I tell the missus I need a Lend to pay the mortgage

    Ride her, then send her an €85 invoice....keep the €5 as a tip.


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  • #7
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    uch wrote: »
    So I Just Blew 80 yoyo's in the casino, how do I tell the missus I need a Lend to pay the mortgage

    On the phone......


  • #8
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    80 yoyo's, an up and down day then.


  • #9
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Head to the GPO and act disorientated.


  • #10
    realgolfgeek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭realgolfgeek


    go back and win it


  • #11
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Give me 90 euro, and Ill get your 80 euro back for ya.


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  • #12
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    80? I hope your mouth is ok...


  • #13
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Must have been a kip of a casino. The last one I was in had a minimum bet of €300 and you had to wear a tux. The €80 would have got you a small round of drinks, as long as you didn't go too wild.,.or want actual alcohol.


  • #14
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Must have been a kip of a casino. The last one I was in had a minimum bet of €300 and you had to wear a tux. The €80 would have got you a small round of drinks, as long as you didn't go too wild.,.or want actual alcohol.

    Look everyone...its james bond!


  • #15
    Corholio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,014 ✭✭✭✭Corholio


    uch wrote: »
    So I Just Blew 80 yoyo's in the casino, how do I tell the missus I need a Lend to pay the mortgage

    String her along for a while


  • #16
    The_Gatsby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭The_Gatsby


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Must have been a kip of a casino. The last one I was in had a minimum bet of €300 and you had to wear a tux. The €80 would have got you a small round of drinks, as long as you didn't go too wild.,.or want actual alcohol.

    You got ripped off man


  • #17
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I'll give you €80 for an hour with her.


  • #18
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Must be a scumbag casino if they kept you in there all night for €80.

    All the good ones demand that just to sit down.


    Stay where you are and gamble the rest of what you have.

    Your missus will be angry but she'll get over it in time when she finds a real man.


  • #19
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Well OP, since I was so touched by the random acts of kindness by strangers thread. I'm sure the good people of AH will rally together and scrounge up 80 dirty quid for ya.


  • #20
    Smithwicks Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,377 ✭✭✭Smithwicks Man


    I'm lost.. Has 80 quid become a make or break some of money?

    Stay out of the pub for the weekend and next weekend if needs be. The moral of the story is that casino's are for suckers unless you're very good at poker!


  • #21
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Hit yourself in the face and say you were mugged


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  • #22
    O.A.P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭O.A.P


    Tell her the car needs a giggeling pin and **** any other bills right now this is more important


  • #23
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    The_Gatsby wrote: »
    You got ripped off man
    Really? I won a fair few quid - I must get ripped off more often. They get very uffish when you go to cash in your chips though. I think they prefer when you lose, for some odd reason.


  • #24
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Really? I won a fair few quid - I must get ripped off more often. They get very uffish when you go to cash in your chips though. I think they prefer when you lose, for some odd reason.

    You sound like a soundbyte from a 2006 dinner party gone wrong.


  • #25
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The last casino I was in it was $200 just to check your coat. I think you're telling lies OP, what did you really spend the money on?


  • #26
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    uch wrote: »
    So I Just Blew 80 yoyo's in the casino, how do I tell the missus I need a Lend to pay the mortgage

    Yoyos - I guess they don't come back after all!

    Seriously though you focking eejit!


  • #27
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    You sound like a soundbyte from a 2006 dinner party gone wrong.

    It's still 2006 here. We're on the Offaly Border - time moves more slowly. Also €80 in a casino? Feck off. You lose €80 in a bookies. You lose €800 in a casino in the blink of an eye.


  • #28
    delw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    Jayus hope it wasn't in coins ;)


  • #29
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    cruais wrote: »
    Look everyone...its james bond!

    You just made a very pissed off man, not pissed off anymore!

    Thanks


  • #30
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    The last casino I was in it was $200 just to check your coat. I think you're telling lies OP, what did you really spend the money on?

    Oh la di dah, fancy schmancy :p Out of interest how much did your coat cost?


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  • #31
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Hope it wasnt on the magic coin drop machine; some five year old is gonna be rich tomorrow morning.


  • #32
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Oh la di dah, fancy schmancy :p Out of interest how much did you coat cost?
    It was a £6 fleece from ASDA.


  • #33
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    You just made a very pissed off man, not pissed off anymore!

    Thanks

    Glad to be of service billy! Tell phil and grant I was askin for them! ;-)


  • #34
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    It's still 2006 here. We're on the Offaly Border - time moves more slowly. Also €80 in a casino? Feck off. You lose €80 in a bookies. You lose €800 in a casino in the blink of an eye.

    Gawwd, who invited the blocklayer? *sniggers*

    I joke :) fair play if you've that kinda money to gamble with. Personally I quit when I'm down a tenner, in the bookies....I don't own a tux :(


  • #35
    Untouchable Peasant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Untouchable Peasant


    So you lost €80 and now you're just gonna quit??

    Double down man, double down.


  • #36
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    Must have been a kip of a casino. The last one I was in had a minimum bet of €300 and you had to wear a tux. The €80 would have got you a small round of drinks, as long as you didn't go too wild.,.or want actual alcohol.

    Where do you live, Monaco or something?


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  • #37
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It was a £6 fleece from ASDA.

    Well ya can never be too careful.:p


  • #38
    O.A.P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭O.A.P


    uch wrote: »
    So I Just Blew 80 yoyo's in the casino, how do I tell the missus I need a Lend to pay the mortgage
    Either straight up what happened,(better)
    Or make up a good story, like I got mugged or I lost my wallet.
    If we are talking about your wife tell her what happened .


  • #39
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    cruais wrote: »
    Glad to be of service billy! Tell phil and grant I was askin for them! ;-)

    They said keep it up or they'll smash your face in!


  • #40
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    They said keep it up or they'll smash your face in!

    Ill tell peggy on them!


  • #41
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Oh yeah... well the last Casino I was in it cost 17k just to use the jacks. And I spent eleventy thousand on the table and shifted this fine beure. On holidays though. She was from England. And so was the Casino. So you can't look them up.


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  • #42
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    cruais wrote: »
    Ill tell peggy on them!

    You can't, I've her bend of the bar in the vic


  • #43
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Martingale Martingale Martingale, tis the only way really

    Warning your investment may go up as well as down


  • #44
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    No Idea What that means?

    21/25



  • #45
    ImDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,096 ✭✭✭ImDave


    If it's your wife and she lives with you, then borrowing €80 for the mortgage shouldn't be too big a deal, presuming she wants a roof over her head that is!

    Actually, just tell her that you have increased her rent by €80.


  • #46
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    wazky wrote: »
    Tell her you rode her sister, then say no only joking and tell her the real story, should take the edge off the bad news.

    There ye are. FYP! :D


  • #47
    Blue Crystal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Blue Crystal


    It surprises me that the op feels hard done by; casinos are there to take money off bell ends who think they don't need to work hard in life to achieve cash.


    TLDR; Next time try doubling down strategy


  • #48
    Fred Swanson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • #49
    Shpongler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 236 ✭✭Shpongler


    Tiz only money... forget about it

    just dont be so foolish again


  • #50
    NuckingFacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    SV wrote: »
    Where do you live, Monaco or something?
    That one was in Dublin. I was in a crappy little one in Tullamore with some mates (we were sloshed). We each got €300 in chips and twenty minutes later we were out on the pavement without an arse in our trousers. Casinos can get spendy real fast. There was a lot of lying to wives involved in the aftermath.


  • #51
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    NuckingFacker wrote: »
    That one was in Dublin. I was in a crappy little one in Tullamore with some mates (we were sloshed). We each got €300 in chips and twenty minutes later we were out on the pavement without an arse in our trousers. Casinos can get spendy real fast. There was a lot of lying to wives involved in the aftermath.

    Where on earth is there a Casino in Dublin that you have to wear a tux and the minimum bet is €300?


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