Tea is my kryptonite - what's yours?

SparkySpitfire

After downing a bucket o' tae, I am now feeling the consequences quite ferociously.
I have the worst heart burn known to man And the Danish Butter Cookies loaded with sugar that accompanied my beverage did not help.

Why oh why must the things I love turn against me?

What food hates you? Do you eat it anyway?

*goes to make a turkey and stuffing (killer!!) sandwich*

Rayne Wooney

Kryptonite

Slunk

Tayto waffles. Will always give me heartburn but still eat them on occasion

D1stant

Acid sangidges

wp_rathead

Life with Tea followed by heartburn > Life with No Tea

tomdempsey200

crack cocaine

Pushtrak

I can't drink coke any more. Used to drink it a lot. It gets my ulcer to act up. Used to act up a lot with spicy foods. While I don't eat spicy foods that much, it hasn't acted up recently.

SV

Lactose intolerant, but my god I love a nice new york cheesecake. God help my bowels.

Mariasofia

Bread.....oh how much i love you but why you do that thing that makes my stomach not flat afterwards? :-D

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Dick.

Grayson

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Kryptonite

I would have guesses R's and W's.

Karl Stein

Hard lumps in mashed spuds give me the gaucs.

Paulie Gualtieri

grain mustard, onions, kebabs, cider, jalapeno's , to name a few , the heartburn is worth it at times .

Wurly

Coffee=migraine for me. I absolutely adore strong coffee but its just not worth it anymore.:(

Mariasofia

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

Dick.

Op said food ??????

csallmighty

Custard creams always makes me sick as a dog after some with a cup of tea. I think it's because I eat a whole packet with the tea

Scorpion Sting

My avatar.

Professey Chin

Biscuits. I cant be left around a packet or ill go through them all

Muise...

very tannic red wine = instant hangover

also, bubble wrap (not to eat, it just makes a sad deflated mess on the floor.)

AndonHandon

Pizza; sugary tomato paste, poor white bread base and heart-attack inducing cheese. But my god the taste.

http://pizzahamiltonontario.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Pizza_Delicious.jpg

SparkySpitfire

I don't want to get older so more and more food will start to hate me.

I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU. AND EAT YOU. LET ME.


For now, the consequences are oh so worth it. I can't bear thinking of the day when they won't be

creep

My wife's blue waffle fanny

Turtyturd

Orange juice. It gives me terrible heartburn.

Non food...smoke triggers migraines for me.

HemlockOption

Dick is like pork (spitting stick)

theblaqueguy

KFC will be the death of me

Pumpkinseeds

Orange juice and anything with a lot of vitamin C, it goes through me at a rate of knotts:(

Fr_Dougal

Carlos Roca wrote: »

Hard lumps in mashed spuds give me the gaucs.

Eggshell in scrambled eggs makes me want to vomit.

Rasheed

Red Bull. I get desperate palpitations the next day from it. Not particularly fond of it but I love a Jageur Bomb or four but my poor heart suffers the next day.

Miss Lockhart

Tomatoes give me heartburn and creamy sauces make nauseous.

Wattle

Any kind of alcohol.

Midnight Sundance

Cheese n onion hunky dorys kill me, but will that ever stop me buying them? No!! Yum yum

Bog Standard User

the 3 worst heart burn offenders for me (i suffered from Gastro Esophageal Reflux Disease) - god bless my omeprazole capsules

1. Wine
2. Orange Juice
3. Dutch Gold/Bavaria

SparkySpitfire

Rasheed wrote: »

Red Bull. I get desperate palpitations the next day from it. Not particularly fond of it but I love a Jageur Bomb or four but my poor heart suffers the next day.

Oh wow, that's kinda scary! :eek:

edit: all energy drinks or just red bull?

marshbaboon

But... Superman doesn't actually like kryptonite.

Itwasntme.

theblaqueguy wrote: »

KFC will be the death of me

Heh.

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Eggshell in scrambled eggs makes me want to vomit.

Smelly wieners make me want to vomit.

OneArt

Courgettes make me want to puke. I can't even look at one without feeling ill.

Rasheed

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

Oh wow, that's kinda scary! :eek:

edit: all energy drinks or just red bull?

I don't know to tell you the truth, I've only had red bull!

I know I shouldn't drink it but someone will suggest Jaguer Bombs and my common sense goes out the window.

The Pheasant2

If I eat any kind of fish it is extremely likely I will vomit. How people can enjoy a food that tastes like dirty pussy is beyond me.

mitosis

Whiskey. Makes my belly burn, makes me paranoid.

Love it

Rho b

Pringles, any flavour.
Celery - the smell turns my tummy and the taste makes me want to instantly puke but I love the crunch of it :mad:

Alcohol. I've this irritating as f*ck thing where my face goes bright red and while it probably looks funny to others, it's incredibly painful to me as it feels like my whole face is on fire. What makes it annoying is that it changes with drinks; sometimes Captain Morgan's is fine, sometimes it isn't, sometimes beer is fine, sometimes it isn't. It's beginning to make me think that the effect and sure embarrassment just isn't worth it.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Deleted User wrote: »

Alcohol. I've this irritating as f*ck thing where my face goes bright red and while it probably looks funny to others, it's incredibly painful to me as it feels like my whole face is on fire. What makes it annoying is that it changes with drinks; sometimes Captain Morgan's is fine, sometimes it isn't, sometimes beer is fine, sometimes it isn't. It's beginning to make me think that the effect and sure embarrassment just isn't worth it.

Get an allergy test. I was allergic to certain alcoholic drinks. I just avoid them now but can still get drunky drunky drunky drunk (just not nearly as much as I would like ).

Ilyana 2.0

Rasheed wrote: »

Red Bull. I get desperate palpitations the next day from it. Not particularly fond of it but I love a Jageur Bomb or four but my poor heart suffers the next day.

Me too, the palpitations magnify the hangover by ten. But jagerbombs are so lovely

Anything with gluten blows up my stomach like a balloon. I love bread and pizza but I tend to look pregnant after I eat them

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo wrote: »

Get an allergy test. I was allergic to certain alcoholic drinks. I just avoid them now but can still get drunky drunky drunky drunk (just not nearly as much as I would like ).

Ah it usually just happens the first time. If I'm hitting the town, I usually pre-drink first, so that if it happens, it happens in the privacy of my bedroom/apartment and then I can go about gallivanting in peace.

Hello_MrFox

Mint feast. After about 4 of them i feel sick.

TheBegotten

Green String Beans. I think they're the REAL punishment for original sin.

Meangadh

Rasheed wrote: »

Red Bull. I get desperate palpitations the next day from it. Not particularly fond of it but I love a Jageur Bomb or four but my poor heart suffers the next day.

Red Bull is one of those things I just don't get- it tastes so manky and smells so awful and yet people drink so much of it. It's actually a real turn off to be chatting to someone drinking it on a night out cos of the smell *shudder*.

Untouchable Peasant

Those baby corn on the cobs things they stick in curries.

Irish Guitarist

I ate a pineapple a few months ago and it made my tongue bleed. It felt like I had been licking sandpaper. I haven't eaten one since.

Peanuts give me terrible stomach cramps but I still eat them occasionally.

Irish Guitarist

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I ate a pineapple a few months ago and it made my tongue bleed. It felt like I had been licking sandpaper. I haven't eaten one since.

You do know you're supposed to take off the outer layer before you try and eat 'em... right?

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Whisky.