If all jobs paid the exact same salary , what would your job be?

godwin

35k per year.

usersame

Then my selection would be based on which is the most desirable to the opposite sex, something like a fireman

wazky

Cavity inspector at the airport, some crack id say.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Exactly what it always was, because I chose that job.

Mountainsandh

Great question, I think translator.

MomijiHime

An artist/ travel journalist/ undercover spy

TheBody

Professional mattress tester.

Wanderer2010

Career Advisor

creep

Supermarket or working in a small shop, I ****in hate working in an office.

Professional masturbator as well.

Mountainsandh

MomijiHime wrote: »

An artist/ travel journalist/ undercover spy

Oh yeahhh, travel journalist and translator when home. And writer.

Banjo String

Travel writer.

MRnotlob606

a lumberjack, i will always be a lumberjack even if i dont become one

Me?

Even in a hypothetical scenario I still don't know what I want to do.

The Pheasant2

Curator of the London natural history museum

Cody Pomeray

the same as it is now, except I'd be earning more money.

Frosty McSnowballs

Part time mattress tester

irishgeo

professional gamer

Dyr

I'd be paid to hide in a castle

not sure what the job title for that is

DrumSteve

Anywhere I could get tips. Mo' money for me.

aaabbbb

Makeup artist probably

Specialun

Soccer saturday presenter

Howard Juneau

Rabbi at bar mitzvahs. Same pay, but I'd pick up a lot of tips........too much?

Kenjataimu

If all jobs paid the exact same salary , what would your job be?

A part time job :pac:

ghogie91

Photographer

snubbleste

Heartbreaker

mitosis

Nipple Erector

creep

Helping Katy Perry to get dressed for her concerts. I wouldn't get off her till I felt the baby crowning.

Autosport

Rally Driver/ F1 driver but also own my own team

Icaras

Working 2nd hand book store. Nobody coming in so I'd be reading all the time

Brussels Sprout

creep wrote: »

Helping Katy Perry to get dressed for her concerts. I wouldn't get off her till I felt the baby crowning.

appropriate name is appropriate

downonthefarm

grower at Ireland's first legal marijuana farm.I'd do it for free

lau1247

The transporter

canadianwoman

downonthefarm wrote: »

grower at Ireland's first legal marijuana farm.I'd do it for free

So you'd be high all the time but have no money to buy munchies.

World President.

If I'm stuck on low money I at least want some power to compensate.

canadianwoman

Mayor of Toronto. There seems to be a job opening coming up soon.

gordongekko

Head of the Taliban. They are getting a lot of bad press lately so im sure I could do a lot of good.

downonthefarm

canadianwoman wrote: »

So you'd be high all the time but have no money to buy munchies.

hopefully with access to government labs I could invent a strain that would not cause said munchies

canadianwoman

downonthefarm wrote: »

hopefully with access to government labs I could invent a strain that would not cause said munchies

That wouldn't be at all helpful for cancer patients.

Ilyana 2.0

A fashion journalist. As long as I got free clothes and make-up.

theblaqueguy

A porn star

sonny jim bob jones

OP, before answering can you answer the following:

would we all have gold plated pensions, increments and guaranteed job security? Or would that just apply to the public sector?

Dr Turk Turkelton

I have always fancied a nautical life so...
A pirate.

The One Who Knocks

Professional Jobseeker.

biko

Janitor

MonaPizza

One of Santa's elves. 2 weeks work a year for 35k. RESULT!

Howard Juneau

MonaPizza wrote: »

One of Santa's elves. 2 weeks work a year for 35k. RESULT!

But on the down side, Santa buggers his elves senseless the other 50 weeks of the year!

Mr. G

Definately Roy's job in the IT crowd.

Easiest job ever.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/nn2FB1P_Mn8/hqdefault.jpg

MonaPizza

Howard Juneau wrote: »

But on the down side, Santa buggers his elves senseless the other 50 weeks of the year!

....yea-aaaah?......and?

Miss Lockhart

A professional holiday reviewer.

But assuming that it would still be just as difficult to get such a job as it is now, and I'd probably still have to do an ordinary job so probably work in a shop.

Howard Juneau

MonaPizza wrote: »

....yea-aaaah?......and?

He goes in hard & dry

emuhead

Quality control auditor at Durex



if I was male that is