I just ordered Apache Pizza online

whirlpool

and I genuinely have no idea if it's coming or not because their website is a massive heap of sh*te and god knows if the order actually went through. I genuinely think they got monkeys to design it. Take a look www.apache.ie

What websites do you order food from?

elfy4eva

whatcha get?

WilyCoyote

whirlpool wrote: »

and I genuinely have no idea if it's coming or not because their website is a massive heap of sh*te and god knows if the order actually went through. I genuinely think they got monkeys to design it. Take a look www.apache.ie

What websites do you order food from?

Why not roll a big one and just pretend that it arrived?

LETHAL LADY

Happy Days.;)

WilyCoyote

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Happy Days.;)

Wehey! Afraid I've evolved these days. Am on the brandy at the mo. Early start etc

loveBBhate

If I give you my address will u reorder and send it my way? I'll tell you then whether or not it arrived, promise

LETHAL LADY

WilyCoyote wrote: »

Wehey! Afraid I've evolved these days. Am on the brandy at the mo. Early start etc

Brandy hangovers remind me of the roadrunner anvil scenes. Ouch. Good luck.:pac:

SV

Just me that doesn't see the problem with the website then?

Karl Stein

Facebook that shit bro.

AlanS181824

Yeah the website is pretty brutal.

K-9

justeat.ie is handy. Just got a chicken baguette and curry fries. The only place doing deliveries at 1 O'Clock on a Friday night!

GLaDOS

I've ordered off the apache site plenty of times, never had any trouble

wretcheddomain

You'd know everyone here is one of those stereotypical computer geek types who gorge themselves in fast food, are unkempt, and probably play WoW in a dimly lit room until 5am while gorging on the cold remains of a cheaply made pizza.

AlanS181824

K-9 wrote: »

justeat.ie is handy. Just got a chicken baguette and curry fries. The only place doing deliveries at 1 O'Clock on a Friday night!

I love justeat! So handy! Most of the çunts where I live don't seem to bother their hole with online ordering, like they've it set up and all but the order doesn't seem to go through. I've never actually ordered with payment though, only ever pay when they get here so I don't really know. Oh I'd love a curry chip right now......:P

Edit: Looking over that it doesn't make much sense :P
Basically its give or take for me with ordering

197th User Id

you know those small peas that are in a kind of small leaf thing that has maybe 5 small peas in it, I regurgitated one of the small peas. It was perfectly intact.
I chewed it up and ate it. But then later I got another one.

Retrovertigo

You missed the instructions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXgleNd456c&feature=youtu.be

NegativeCreep

wretcheddomain wrote: »

You'd know everyone here is one of those stereotypical computer geek types who gorge themselves in fast food, are unkempt, and probably play WoW in a dimly lit room until 5am while gorging on the cold remains of a cheaply made pizza.

Does this include you?

K-9

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Does this include you?

Everyone here so yeah.

whirlpool

Retrovertigo wrote: »

You missed the instructions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXgleNd456c&feature=youtu.be

Horrific.

tom_k

Retrovertigo wrote: »

You missed the instructions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXgleNd456c&feature=youtu.be

Oh Lord :eek:

loveBBhate

Retrovertigo wrote: »

You missed the instructions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXgleNd456c&feature=youtu.be

I've seen some fcuked up sh1t online, but this tops the lot.

B.A._Baracus

Wordpress website

Nailz

Strange that this thread has come up as I am just after completing the development of a website that has pretty much the same intended features as Apache's and they managed to make a balls of it.

How they made what would generally be such a simple system into a system with a ridiculously confusing site map is beyond me, I wouldn't mind but the UI is relatively decent; probably to do with them using WordPress.

LETHAL LADY

Nailz wrote: »

Strange that this thread has come up as I am just after completing the development of a website that has pretty much the same intended features as Apache's and they managed to make a balls of it.

How they made what would generally be such a simple system into a system with a ridiculously confusing site map is beyond me, I wouldn't mind but the UI is relatively decent; probably to do with them using WordPress.

Rachism avatar face

GoneHome

whirlpool wrote: »

and I genuinely have no idea if it's coming or not because their website is a massive heap of sh*te and god knows if the order actually went through. I genuinely think they got monkeys to design it. Take a look www.apache.ie

What websites do you order food from?

Has the food arrived yet????

Pogmothone

K-9 wrote: »

justeat.ie is handy. Just got a chicken baguette and curry fries. The only place doing deliveries at 1 O'Clock on a Friday night!

Dominos deliver until 5am every day,Use the code ROIPIZZA and get 40% off....

whirlpool

GoneHome wrote: »

Has the food arrived yet????

Food arrived and it was only okay! :pac:

Dominos is better.

B.A._Baracus

Believe it or not, the website has a lot going for it.
On the technical side it has a nice responsive design. On the graphical side it's nicely put together (also not to brush over the back end of the website too)

But it's not complete. It's almost like this is a build of a website before going live. So there lies the criticism I guess. Why did this go live? It just needs thats final touch over for the user experience.

loveBBhate

Why did you really order that pizza at this time of night OP?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M66hw_ggE0A&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DM66hw_ggE0A

IM0

**** website for a **** product. I like the way they kept things consistant

WilyCoyote

whirlpool wrote: »

and I genuinely have no idea if it's coming or not because their website is a massive heap of sh*te and god knows if the order actually went through. I genuinely think they got monkeys to design it. Take a look www.apache.ie

What websites do you order food from?

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Yeah the website is pretty brutal.

A bit like Wounded Knee?

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Brandy hangovers remind me of the roadrunner anvil scenes. Ouch. Good luck.:pac:

Must make memo to self .......less brandy on nights before early start. only 3.5 hrs of kip

Corkbah

SV wrote: »

Just me that doesn't see the problem with the website then?

its a crap attempt by someone who works in apache to get more people to check out their website in the hope that someone will order a pizza

(thought that was obvious by the "insult" ….. its classic marketing 101 !! …throw out the website and try to distance yourself or mark any involvement with the company …an insult at the company deflects any possible link.)

Gummy Panda

wretcheddomain wrote: »

You'd know everyone here is one of those stereotypical computer geek types who gorge themselves in fast food, are unkempt, and probably play WoW in a dimly lit room until 5am while gorging on the cold remains of a cheaply made pizza.

Stop watching me!

Nailz

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Rachism avatar face

Ned from South Park?

Ihatecuddles

K-9 wrote: »

justeat.ie is handy. Just got a chicken baguette and curry fries. The only place doing deliveries at 1 O'Clock on a Friday night!

Im pretty sure Im keeping them in business....

I am so hungry. I stayed in my boyfriends last night and his housemate came in to us at 11 demanding we go to the shop and get her a breakfast roll.

He's gone to get me one too :cool:

wretcheddomain

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Does this include you?

K-9 wrote: »

Everyone here so yeah.

No, it really absolutely doesn't. :eek:

Untouchable Peasant

whirlpool wrote: »

What websites do you order food from?

Camile.

Martel

Apologies for reviving this, but...

Tried ordering from Apache today and the website simply wouldn't let me order. Took numerous attempts to open, and then the buttons on the site didn't respond when it did open. Tried a couple of browsers. Ended up ordering from Dominoes, who also have a terrible website that doesn't seem to allow customers to login anymore. Best of a bad lot though.

It's not that difficult or expensive these days to get a clean, intuitive and functional website.

camel jockey

whirlpool wrote: »

and I genuinely have no idea if it's coming or not because their website is a massive heap of sh*te and god knows if the order actually went through. I genuinely think they got monkeys to design it. Take a look www.apache.ie

What websites do you order food from?

Is this an example of a third world problem, OP?

suicide_circus

isn't it a lot easier to order by phone? I guess that might be a little too much human contact for the socially inept basement dwellers of After Hours.

NuckingFacker

Our local take-away recently got a landline phone. Was just a mobile before.. I'm guessing we've a bit to go before we get jazzy websites and stuff.