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I love a man in a suit

  • 26-10-2013 9:12pm
    #1
    RiverOfLove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 876 ✭✭✭


    Just saying


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  • #2
    marshbaboon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭marshbaboon


    I love to tuck my penis betwixt my legs and pretend to be a lady.


  • #3
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Even the one in the coffin?


  • #4
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Even the one in the coffin?

    the leg?


  • #5
    The Big Smoke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 402 ✭✭The Big Smoke


    A Gimp suit?


  • #6
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    The Big Smoke wrote: »
    A Gimp suit?

    no a catsuit


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  • #7
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    RiverOfLove wrote: »
    Just saying

    I'd love one too but they are pretty scarce here lately.


  • #8
    Demonical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭Demonical


    I cant stand a man in a suit....just saying like


  • #9
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    RiverOfLove wrote: »
    Just saying

    Does their exist a man, such that you love him in a suit, but not without a suit?

    I mean, certainly, you don't love *every* man that is in a suit. And, presumably, you love some men without being a suit.

    But are their any men you'd only love in a suit?


  • #10
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I love me in a suit too, I'm great and sexy :)


  • #11
    theblaqueguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    Im wearing a suit right now :-)


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  • #12
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    UCDVet wrote: »
    Does their exist a man, such that you love him in a suit, but not without a suit?

    I mean, certainly, you don't love *every* man that is in a suit. And, presumably, you love some men without being a suit.

    But are their any men you'd only love in a suit?

    At some point the suit needs to come off. Makes loving easier. :)


  • #13
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    One thing's for sure, that this thread is perfectly suited to AH.

    Just saying...


  • #14
    Cody Pomeray
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭Cody Pomeray


    Depends on the kind of suit to be honest.

    I have a friend who wears a suit jacket like a drape. You could fit your fist under his shirt collar, it's so wide.

    Big fcukoff knot on the tie, compulsory.

    That hot OP?

    Well cut suits look great. Big, double breasted yokes that should be hanging on curtain poles, forgettaboutit.


  • #15
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    I despise the How I Met Your Mother generation of men who "suit up".


  • #16
    Mahogany Gaspipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭Mahogany Gaspipe


    Man made the clothes; t'was never clothes made the man.


  • #17
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    theblaqueguy wrote: »
    Im wearing a suit right now :-)

    me too, my birthday suit :cool:

    and the smiley isnt cause I think Im funny, I actually am full naked in bed here and its cool

    I mean hot... arrrrrrrgh!!


  • #18
    sok2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,073 ✭✭✭sok2005


    Love a man in a suit pants, shiny shoes and crisp white shirt.


  • #19
    [-0-]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭[-0-]


    I love a woman in the kitchen, making sandwiches.

    Just saying.


  • #20
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    donvito99 wrote: »
    I despise the How I Met Your Mother generation of men who "suit up".

    My circle of friends started 'suiting up' for nights out. I never understood it.


  • #21
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Birthday suit?


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  • #22
    The_Pretender
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭The_Pretender


    They all say that till they see me in my birthday suit :(


  • #23
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    sok2005 wrote: »
    Love a man in a suit pants, shiny shoes and crisp white shirt.

    like a pint of guiness :o



    ..or waitors


  • #24
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    RiverOfLove wrote: »
    Just saying
    Does he have to be a certain type of man or will any old man in a suit do you?


  • #25
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Love a man starkers.........just saying like!


  • #26
    Paddyfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 509 ✭✭✭Paddyfield


    A man in a suit does to a woman what a woman in lingerie does to a man.


  • #27
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Love a man starkers.........just saying like!

    *cough*


  • #28
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Suit Joke

    Author Unknown
    A man goes to a tailor to try on a new custom-made suit. The first thing he notices is that the arms are too long.

    ``No problem,'' says the tailor. ``Just bend them at the elbow and hold them out in front of you. See, now it's fine.''

    ``But the collar is up around my ears!''

    ``It's nothing. Just hunch your back up a little... No, a little more... That's it.''

    ``But I'm stepping on my cuffs!'' the man cries in desperation.

    ``Nu, bend you knees a little to take up the slack. There you go. Look in the mirror--the suit fits perfectly.''

    So, twisted like a pretzel, the man lurches out onto the street. Reba and Florence see him go by.

    ``Oh, look,'' says Reba, ``that poor man!''

    ``Yes,'' says Florence, ``but what a beautiful suit.''

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::)


  • #29
    sparesandwich
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 ✭sparesandwich


    A man in the suit is worth two in the nip.


  • #30
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    donvito99 wrote: »
    I despise the How I Met Your Mother generation of men who "suit up".

    Generation? I don't know a single person like that.


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  • #31
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Paddyfield wrote: »
    A man in a suit does to a woman what a woman in lingerie does to a man.

    in my case not much, more a boots and armlength gloves man myself ;)

    thats some seriouslykinky ****, fully naked with boots on and arm length gloves :)


  • #32
    timthumbni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    This is the suit I normally wear on special occasions. I have to beat them off with a ****ty stick. :-)


  • #33
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    sparesandwich wrote: »
    A man in the suit is worth two in the nip.
    what if the two in nip are in your hand and the guy in the suit is in a bush though?


  • #34
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    timthumbni wrote: »
    This is the suit I normally wear on special occasions. I have to beat them off with a ****ty stick. :-)

    fail. your shine is such a failure, its supposed to be a night in SHINING armour a:rolleyes:


  • #35
    sparesandwich
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 ✭sparesandwich


    IM0 wrote: »
    what if the two in nip are in your hand and the guy in the suit is in a bush though?

    Oh if only ooOOOoooo


  • #36
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Barnacle is the best part of HIMYM.


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  • #37
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    sparesandwich wrote: »
    Oh if only ooOOOoooo

    your just exploded didnt it, :P


  • #38
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C9I3qQKGxY


  • #39
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    IM0 wrote: »
    *cough*

    Need some strepsils?


  • #40
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Need some strepsils?

    r. they like windowsils?


  • #41
    ljpg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭ljpg


    i never wear a suit,i let the suit wear me...


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  • #42
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    ljpg wrote: »
    i never wear a suit,i let the suit wear me...

    stupid sexy flanders now I need an eye transplant :mad:


  • #43
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    IM0 wrote: »
    r. they like windowsils?

    I dont know ....never sucked windowsils for a cough!


  • #44
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    I dont know ....never sucked windowsils for a cough!

    what about for a cock though


  • #45
    Viva La Gloria
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭Viva La Gloria


    Paddyfield wrote: »
    A man in a suit does to a woman what a woman in lingerie does to a man.

    That is correct.


  • #46
    BabyGorilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭BabyGorilla


    Paddyfield wrote: »
    A man in a suit does to a woman what a woman in lingerie does to a man.


    False. I wear a suit all the time ...no woman has ever paid me to dominate her and put foreign objects up her anus.


  • #47
    Femme_Fatale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    RiverOfLove wrote: »
    Just saying
    Especially if he's like Michael Bublé, and so long as he's not a politician or from Cork... eh? ;)


  • #48
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    How about a birthday suit?




  • #49
    roughneck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭roughneck


    moral of the story is , all men end up in the box in a suit ,so if ya want to end up in the box , just be wear a suit ,in d bed or dead .


  • #50
    canadianwoman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 811 ✭✭✭canadianwoman


    BabyGorilla wrote: »
    False. I wear a suit all the time ...no woman has ever paid me to dominate her and put foreign objects up her anus.

    No wonder!! You're an underaged endangered species!! :)


  • #51
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    BabyGorilla wrote: »
    False. I wear a suit all the time ...no woman has ever paid me to dominate her and put foreign objects up her anus.

    You're doing it wrong. ;)


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