Just walked in on female housemate watching porn

creep

I don't think she realized that I was here in my room. I usually work Tuesday to Saturday and head back home Saturday night and she wouldn't see me till Tuesday after work. She pulled up her pants and ran into her room. It should be a funny conversation whenever she comes out of her room :pac:
Poor girl was mortified.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Should have asked her "did she need a hand"?

Richard tea

Strike while the iron is still hot. :eek:

Ihatecuddles-old

Nows your chance! She's horny and frustrated that she didnt get to finish, give her one from me!

Gummy Panda

creep wrote: »

I don't think she realized that I was here in my room. I usually work Tuesday to Saturday and head back home Saturday night and she wouldn't see me till Tuesday after work. She pulled up her pants and ran into her room. It should be a funny conversation whenever she comes out of her room :pac:
Poor girl was mortified.

Is she hot?

Was she using a device or object of some sort?

Is there bum sweat on the couch?

lkionm

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Nows your chance! She's horny and frustrated that she didnt get to finish, give her one from me!

Depends if she was hot.



What was she watching?

emo72

this is deffo the type of thread AH was made for:pac:.....watch it run

creep

Shes Spanish so yea fairly hot. Funny coming in at seeing it on the 42 inch screen haha. I didn't see any toys.

WellThen?

She sounds deadly.

Ihatecuddles-old

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Is there bum sweat on the couch?

Thats not bum sweat :eek:

emo72

creep wrote: »

Shes Spanish so yea fairly hot. Funny coming in at seeing it on the 42 inch screen haha. I didn't see any toys.

mate, your're a creep!

Rayne Wooney

creep wrote: »

Shes Spanish so yea fairly hot. Funny coming in at seeing it on the 42 inch screen haha. I didn't see any toys.

Why are you still posting, get in there and fúck shít up, not literally.

creep

Hey flatmate, if your reading this can I come into your room to finish the job?

kwestfan08

Yep gone to her her room for the old cry and fap after being caught wailing away at yourself to porn. We've all been there guys amiright? Guys? GUYS?

Howard Juneau

Go and give the couch a lick. "Taste the rainbow"

Timmyctc

Richard tea wrote: »

Strike while the iron is still hot wet. :eek:

FYP

creep

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Go and give the couch a lick. "Taste the rainbow"

I sniffed it allright

Ihatecuddles-old

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Go and give the couch a lick.

I f*cking love AH.

catallus

I really hope you're chatting the knickers off her right now....... as above, stop posting and get in there.

mrDerek

emo72 wrote: »

mate, your're a creep!

how is he a creep? not his fault his housemate was giving herself a good rogering!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Go into her room. But make sure there's no webcam set up, and you don't blow your beans too soon.

I saw a guy get caught like that before.

creep

Okay I am going to knock on her door and see what she says, wish me luck. Tactical **** first though

Timmyctc

mrDerek wrote: »

how is he a creep? not his fault his housemate was giving herself a good rogering!

A good rogering is one of my all time favourite phrases.

lkionm

Lets hope she wiped before she started.

Cd_doe

The perfect username

catallus

Tactical ****? Are you 12?

Richard tea

Timmyctc wrote: »

A good rogering is one of my all time favourite phrases.

Or one a mate uses '' ill smash the gee off her ''

Rayne Wooney

Get a saw and cut a circle in her door and stick your lad through, she'll do the rest

lkionm

creep wrote: »

Okay I am going to knock on her door and see what she says, wish me luck. Tactical **** first though

No no no don't full ****, go in half cocked

theblaqueguy

Ya go in there Mr Creep and tell instead of her fingering the box off herself you'll feek the box off her

Gummy Panda

This reminds me of a video I was linked to. The guy likes to have hotel maids walking in on him masturbating. None offer to finish him off. All leave embarrassed except one.... some gay guy finishes him off lol

creep

catallus wrote: »

Tactical ****? Are you 12?

No it was obviously a joke

Brego888

I'll be the first to call nonsense on this thread

Piriz

emo72 wrote: »

mate, your're a creep!

..

creep

Any advice before I knock on the door?

WoollyRedHat

OP go to the sitting room and put on porn on the television again, then turn it up really loud.

Await results.

Either that or deliver a pizza to her room.

pharmaton

feel like I've walked in on the eternal virgins monthly group meeting

Cd_doe

creep wrote: »

Any advice before I knock on the door?

Ya. Get the **** off the net and knock before she has the job done

Strongbow10

creep wrote: »

Any advice before I knock on the door?

use the the hand that you are not holding your cock with

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

creep wrote: »

Any advice before I knock on the door?

None. Go for it champ!

kwestfan08

creep wrote: »

Any advice before I knock on the door?

I would say bone up on your Spanish but you knew that anyway didn't you

nbar12

creep wrote: »

Any advice before I knock on the door?

yeah hold your lad in your hand and give her "the look" to see if she's interested

donvito99

I just want to be part of a thread that will surely be up there with I found a safe in my shed and I fancy yer wan from the petrol station.

Timmyctc

creep wrote: »

Any advice before I knock on the door?

Take yer trousers off to save time when she wants to suck the willy clean off ye

creep

Brego888 wrote: »

I'll be the first to call nonsense on this thread

Girls don't masturbate, they don't poo or fart either :rolleyes:

bgrizzley

yea, say "¿Cómo está cortando" to break the ice...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Theres hardly a broken washing machine in her bedroom needs fixing by any chance?

lkionm

pharmaton wrote: »

feel like I've walked in on the eternal virgins monthly group meeting

You must be knee deep in clunge

Busted Flat.

As the old dame in Foxrock said when the gardener was on the job, he asked her was she coming, she replied no I am arriving.

mrDerek

dont knock just boot the door down she will be impressed by your manliness and then

creep

Will report back