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Just walked in on female housemate watching porn

  • 20-10-2013 11:04PM
    #1
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭


    I don't think she realized that I was here in my room. I usually work Tuesday to Saturday and head back home Saturday night and she wouldn't see me till Tuesday after work. She pulled up her pants and ran into her room. It should be a funny conversation whenever she comes out of her room :D:pac:
    Poor girl was mortified.


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  • #2
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,027 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    Should have asked her "did she need a hand"?


  • #3
    Richard tea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭Richard tea


    Strike while the iron is still hot. :eek:


  • #4
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Nows your chance! She's horny and frustrated that she didnt get to finish, give her one from me!


  • #5
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    creep wrote: »
    I don't think she realized that I was here in my room. I usually work Tuesday to Saturday and head back home Saturday night and she wouldn't see me till Tuesday after work. She pulled up her pants and ran into her room. It should be a funny conversation whenever she comes out of her room :D:pac:
    Poor girl was mortified.

    Is she hot?

    Was she using a device or object of some sort?

    Is there bum sweat on the couch?


  • #6
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Nows your chance! She's horny and frustrated that she didnt get to finish, give her one from me!

    Depends if she was hot.



    What was she watching?


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  • #7
    emo72
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭emo72


    this is deffo the type of thread AH was made for:pac:.....watch it run


  • #8
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Shes Spanish so yea fairly hot. Funny coming in at seeing it on the 42 inch screen haha. I didn't see any toys.


  • #9
    WellThen?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 358 ✭✭WellThen?


    She sounds deadly.


  • #10
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Is there bum sweat on the couch?

    Thats not bum sweat :eek:


  • #11
    emo72
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,384 ✭✭✭emo72


    creep wrote: »
    Shes Spanish so yea fairly hot. Funny coming in at seeing it on the 42 inch screen haha. I didn't see any toys.

    mate, your're a creep!


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  • #12
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    creep wrote: »
    Shes Spanish so yea fairly hot. Funny coming in at seeing it on the 42 inch screen haha. I didn't see any toys.

    Why are you still posting, get in there and fúck shít up, not literally.


  • #13
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Hey flatmate, if your reading this can I come into your room to finish the job?


  • #14
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Yep gone to her her room for the old cry and fap after being caught wailing away at yourself to porn. We've all been there guys amiright? Guys? GUYS?


  • #15
    Howard Juneau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Go and give the couch a lick. "Taste the rainbow"
    :)


  • #16
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Richard tea wrote: »
    Strike while the iron is still hot wet. :eek:

    FYP


  • #17
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Go and give the couch a lick. "Taste the rainbow"
    :)

    I sniffed it allright


  • #18
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Howard Juneau wrote: »
    Go and give the couch a lick.
    :)

    I f*cking love AH.


  • #19
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    I really hope you're chatting the knickers off her right now....... as above, stop posting and get in there.


  • #20
    mrDerek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭mrDerek


    emo72 wrote: »
    mate, your're a creep!

    how is he a creep? not his fault his housemate was giving herself a good rogering!


  • #21
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    Go into her room. But make sure there's no webcam set up, and you don't blow your beans too soon.

    I saw a guy get caught like that before.


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  • #22
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Okay I am going to knock on her door and see what she says, wish me luck. Tactical **** first though


  • #23
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    mrDerek wrote: »
    how is he a creep? not his fault his housemate was giving herself a good rogering!

    A good rogering is one of my all time favourite phrases.


  • #24
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Lets hope she wiped before she started.


  • #25
    Cd_doe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Cd_doe


    The perfect username :)


  • #26
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Tactical ****? Are you 12?


  • #27
    Richard tea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭Richard tea


    Timmyctc wrote: »
    A good rogering is one of my all time favourite phrases.


    Or one a mate uses '' ill smash the gee off her ''


  • #28
    Rayne Wooney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,136 ✭✭✭✭Rayne Wooney


    Get a saw and cut a circle in her door and stick your lad through, she'll do the rest


  • #29
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    creep wrote: »
    Okay I am going to knock on her door and see what she says, wish me luck. Tactical **** first though

    No no no don't full ****, go in half cocked


  • #30
    theblaqueguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 401 ✭✭theblaqueguy


    Ya go in there Mr Creep and tell instead of her fingering the box off herself you'll feek the box off her


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  • #31
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    This reminds me of a video I was linked to. The guy likes to have hotel maids walking in on him masturbating. None offer to finish him off. All leave embarrassed except one.... some gay guy finishes him off lol


  • #32
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    catallus wrote: »
    Tactical ****? Are you 12?

    No it was obviously a joke


  • #33
    Brego888
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Brego888


    I'll be the first to call nonsense on this thread


  • #34
    Piriz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Piriz


    emo72 wrote: »
    mate, your're a creep!

    ..


  • #35
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Any advice before I knock on the door?


  • #36
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    OP go to the sitting room and put on porn on the television again, then turn it up really loud.

    Await results.

    Either that or deliver a pizza to her room.


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  • #37
    pharmaton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭pharmaton


    feel like I've walked in on the eternal virgins monthly group meeting


  • #38
    Cd_doe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Cd_doe


    creep wrote: »
    Any advice before I knock on the door?

    Ya. Get the **** off the net and knock before she has the job done


  • #39
    Strongbow10
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    creep wrote: »
    Any advice before I knock on the door?

    use the the hand that you are not holding your cock with


  • #40
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    creep wrote: »
    Any advice before I knock on the door?

    None. Go for it champ!


  • #41
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    creep wrote: »
    Any advice before I knock on the door?

    I would say bone up on your Spanish but you knew that anyway didn't you ;)


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  • #42
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    creep wrote: »
    Any advice before I knock on the door?

    yeah hold your lad in your hand and give her "the look" to see if she's interested


  • #43
    donvito99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    I just want to be part of a thread that will surely be up there with I found a safe in my shed and I fancy yer wan from the petrol station.


  • #44
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    creep wrote: »
    Any advice before I knock on the door?

    Take yer trousers off to save time when she wants to suck the willy clean off ye


  • #45
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Brego888 wrote: »
    I'll be the first to call nonsense on this thread

    Girls don't masturbate, they don't poo or fart either :rolleyes:


  • #46
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    yea, say "¿Cómo está cortando" to break the ice...


  • #47
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    Theres hardly a broken washing machine in her bedroom needs fixing by any chance?


  • #48
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    pharmaton wrote: »
    feel like I've walked in on the eternal virgins monthly group meeting

    You must be knee deep in clunge


  • #49
    Busted Flat.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    As the old dame in Foxrock said when the gardener was on the job, he asked her was she coming, she replied no I am arriving.


  • #50
    mrDerek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭mrDerek


    dont knock just boot the door down she will be impressed by your manliness and then
    its-always-sunny-dennis-sex-face.gif


  • #51
    creep
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 360 ✭✭creep


    Will report back


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