If you could order anything from the chipper right now, what would it be and why?

YellowFeather

I'm, um, conducting market research.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Chicken fillet burger, gravy peas & chips.

Go for it.

Ihatecuddles-old

I had a kebab tray, chips, garlic sauce and a coke about an hour ago.

My breath f*cking stinks.

Ihatecuddles-old

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Chicken fillet burger, gravy peas & chips.

Go for it.

GTFO :mad:

Tin Foil Hat

Anything?
Coke and hookers.
Obviously!

Mint Sauce

Depends on your chipper.

Pushtrak

A calzone.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Get me a snackbox with loads of salt and vinegar and a can of fanta.
Good man thanks.
And hurry the fcuk up will ya ,im starvin.

Mint Sauce

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I had a kebab tray, chips, garlic sauce and a coke about an hour ago.

My breath f*cking stinks.

Not cuddling you after that.

Cody Pomeray

Dino's in Terenure (yes, from the Thin Lizzie song) sell 1 egg for 50 cent.

Yes, you can literally buy *one egg*

That's probably what I would order in fairness.

lkionm

Beef curry, no veg, fried rice, chips.

Only because I'm pure filthy.

Shpongler

Hillbillys breast in a bun

LETHAL LADY

Snack box, I hate chipper food but I like the taste of the batter on the chicken.

theblaqueguy

Chips cheese curry
Breast in a bun
Cheesey potato pie
Bottle of coke

wazky

Shpongler wrote: »

Hillbillys breast and a bun

Does Hillbilly have natural or fake breasts?

irishfeen

Garlic chip and Cheese and a Breast in a Bun.... Just magnificent.

Pushtrak

Shpongler wrote: »

Hillbillys breast and a bun

Try get a calzone from Grillin at some point. Hilbillys are great, but Grillin Calzones are awesome. That's what it is called on their menu. Pricey, but worth it.

Shane Gillespie

Double bacon cheese burger with a side of curry chips and a large milkshake ...mmm

mattjack

I'd order the little cutie who works behind the counter , even if she stinks of vinegar and grease .

She could make snack boxes all the time for me .

Shout Dust

Taco chips probably. Although a pizza with ham, bacon, chicken (it has to be small pieces of chicken) would go down well. Maybe a mcflurry if there's a mcdonalds near by. Can of cold club orange.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Just about to go to bed, but now Im fcuking starving

Overheal

rashers. I havent had a rasher in 6 years

YellowFeather

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Chicken fillet burger, gravy peas & chips.

Go for it.

That's not even a thing. :pac:

theblaqueguy wrote: »

Cheesey potato pie

Really like the sound of cheesy potato pie. Don't know if my local place will do it.

Pushtrak wrote: »

Try get a calzone from Grillin at some point. Hilbillys are great, but Grillin Calzones are awesome. That's what it is called on their menu. Pricey, but worth it.

What's a Calzone?

wil

Chips.
Sorry was it a trick question?

Ok perhaps something jaunty

LETHAL LADY

Overheal wrote: »

rashers. I havent had a rasher in 6 years

Why?:eek:

Howard Juneau

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I had a kebab tray, chips, garlic sauce and a coke about an hour ago.

My breath f*cking stinks.

Not going to be too pretty on the way out either!

suicide_circus

Three words

snack f*cking box

YellowFeather

Overheal wrote: »

rashers. I havent had a rasher in 6 years

Why not? I would much prefer a sausage to a rasher though - don't really see the whole rasher-love appeal.

Howard Juneau

Overheal wrote: »

rashers. I havent had a rasher in 6 years

Muslims are we now Ted?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

YellowFeather wrote: »

That's not even a thing. :pac:

Gravy chips with peas. It'd put a horn on a snowman.

YellowFeather

wil wrote: »

Chips.
Sorry was it a trick question?

Ok perhaps something jaunty

Chips with a kicky beret.

PinkFly

Chicken burger, not the fillet its so yom with curry chip that has salt and vinegar on them yom

Shout Dust

mattjack wrote: »

I'd order the little cutie who works behind the counter , even if she stinks of vinegar and grease .

She could make snack boxes all the time for me .

That doesn't even make sense

Celly Smunt

suicide_circus wrote: »

Three words

snack f*cking box

Lunch boxes are better.

Ihatecuddles-old

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Not going to be too pretty on the way out either!

Thats for future me to worry about.

for now im happy in bed with my strawberry bon bons !

YellowFeather

Johnny Electricity wrote: »

Gravy chips with peas. It'd put a horn on a snowman.

You said gravy peas though. I was getting weirdly interested there. :pac:

canadianwoman

I'm not sure what they sell in a chipper but I could go for fish and chips right now. Haven't had dinner yet....just a cuppa.

Howard Juneau

Chips, drenched in vinegar with a sprinkling of salt. A perfect 100% mince quarter pounder with a nice tomato relish & a little shredded lettuce & onion..........I hate you OP, I'm bloody hank!

Shout Dust

I really shouldn't have opened this thread, if I order something before 1am I'm suing the op

YellowFeather

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Lunch boxes are better.

Never got the whole snack box appeal. Sure, you can end up with weird bits of chicken.

canadianwoman

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Chips, drenched in vinegar with a sprinkling of salt. A perfect 100% mince quarter pounder with a nice tomato relish & a little shredded lettuce & onion..........I hate you OP, I'm bloody hank!

That would be malt vinegar right?

creep

Curry bacon cheese chip , unbelievable Jeff

Ihatecuddles-old

Howard Juneau wrote: »

Chips, drenched in vinegar with a sprinkling of salt. A perfect 100% mince quarter pounder with a nice tomato relish & a little shredded lettuce & onion..........I hate you OP, I'm bloody hank!

M&S do chippers now? :P Youll get some manky looking half squashed burger with what looks like last weeks lettuce and onion flung on top.

YellowFeather

Shout Dust wrote: »

I really shouldn't have opened this thread, if I order something before 1am I'm suing the op

Well tell me what you're ordering first. I'm looking for ideas.

Smidge

I'll have a flat ray, drenched in vinegar with a little bit of salt and some chips please:)

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Shout Dust wrote: »

I really shouldn't have opened this thread, if I order something before 1am I'm suing the op

Heh heh.

Overheal

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Why?:eek:

I have not found that cut of meat outside of Ireland. I could mail order it, but mail-order meat seems weird. However,

http://www.britishbacon.com/home/31-irish-breakfast-sampler-box.html

I have however decided that a full Irish Breakfast will be part of any wedding reception I am the primary victim of.

Pushtrak

YellowFeather wrote: »

What's a Calzone?

I keep getting the same one when I get 'em from the one place. It looks similar to this except has a more pizza like exterior. It's pretty much like a pizza except instead of seeing the toppings on top, they are inside. The one I get is described thusly:

.

Grillin Calzones

Folded pizza stuffed with donner meat, chicken tikka, ham, onion, peppers & cheese

(Anyone know if there is anywhere in Limerick that does such a thing? I'd like to know so I can order 'em when I'll be there and in the mood for one. I only had the chance to try 'em since moving to Cork, and never had looked for 'em before.)

mattjack

Shout Dust wrote: »

That doesn't even make sense

"The little young who works in my local chipper looks great" .. are you still with me ?

"I'd like her to come and live in Mattjacks Hacienda " .. ok ?

"Even stinking of chip grease and vinegar she looks great " ... yes ?

"She serves a mean snack box" .

This is end of todays lesson.

Howard Juneau

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

M&S do chippers now? :P Youll get some manky looking half squashed burger with what looks like last weeks lettuce and onion flung on top.

Noooo! I have a brilliant chipper about 500m from me, perfect burgers, you pay a little extra, but spanking gorgeous fare!

chargerman

Curry chip with cheese