Dirty Rotten Animal

billywilly

Whoever the dirty animal is who decided to have a dump on the footpath on manor street last night and then wipe his hole with aberakabebra tissues and leave them all along the street, I hope your parents are real proud of you. FILTHY GIT

MRnotlob606

not on at all

wellboytoo

Are you sure it was in that order, I ate an abrakababra kebab once when I wasn't twisted and it tasted sh1t.?:-)


Pretty sad comment on the pig who did it alright

billywilly

yea, it was rotten, people crossing over to other side of the street to avoid it this morning

albert kidd

go into abra and ask for the cctv and see who took and handful of tissue's and narrow it down.

let the man/woman hunt begin.

SUNGOD

Maybe just maybe the actual poo was excreted somewhere else and then moved to manor street along with the abrakedabra tissues to make it look like someone defecated on a public foodpath.
'Who I hear you ask could plan and execute such a fiendish plan?
That's not for me to answer I think I will leave it to our friends in CSI ballybricken

albert kidd

im not believing it now the more i think of it.

unless the OP took pictures it never happened.

billywilly

Taking pics of a lump of plop on the street is very commen these days :rolleyes:

billywilly

billywilly wrote: »

Taking pics of a lump of plop on the street is very commen these days :rolleyes:

I live on Manor street years now and I was out early but never noticed it. What part of Manor street did it happen?

billywilly

Deleted User wrote: »

I live on Manor street years now and I was out early but never noticed it. What part of Manor street did it happen?

just up by the lights on the bottom of bunkers hill

0rt

ahh.. so theres a problem when a person ****s on the path.. but half of ye wouldnt bat an eyelid at dog****..

jayboi

Two sides to this story if there was ever one

Knob Longman

Maybe its the Phantom ****ter..

S28382

Knob Longman wrote: »

Maybe its the Phantom ****ter..

Is this the same Phantom Sh*tter thats mascarding as a dog and sh*ttiing all over town? Some one needs to catch him quick before some one slips and breaks their neck.

billywilly

**** happens

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I live on Manor street years now and I was out early but never noticed it. What part of Manor street did it happen?

I wouldn't have been up that far so maybe it did happen, I wouldn't be surprised considering half the stuff I have seen living on this street through the years. Sure like at it like this its only a piece of well you know..... could be worse at least your property or car wasn't damaged which happens alot on this street, if your here long enough you will eventually find out

Tragamin2k2

this is the most waterfordish thread in a long time

giles lynchwood

I blame Eircom, if we still had the old phone boxes with the door and phone book,problem solved.

MRnotlob606

urbanisation

Potential-Monke

Did you know it's not illegal to poo in public?

TheVandal

That's some repugnant carry on. :-\

PropJoe10

I hope someone spilled some ground chillis onto the paper napkins before yer man applied em to his hole. Jesus that is sick.

ROCKMAN

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Did you know it's not illegal to poo in public?

it is physically impossible to have a s**t without a p**s ,And I'm sure you know its illegal to p**s on the street therefore not only was the perpetraitor discussing but breaking the law...

tomwaterford

it is physically impossible to have a s**t without a p**s

^^^^^
WTF???

VONSHIRACH

A friend lived on Manor St. a few years back. One morning, he came out to hop in his car to go to work and was shocked to find someone had sh*t on the back of his car! Some dirtbag obviously, and it wasn't canine either.

Dicky Pride

Jesus wept.

VONSHIRACH

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

A friend lived on Manor St. a few years back. One morning, he came out to hop in his car to go to work and was shocked to find someone had sh*t on the back of his car! Some dirtbag obviously, and it wasn't canine either.

Really? I have lived on the street for a long time and know alot of people who live here, anyone who lives here check every night that they lock their car doors because stuff like that would be a regular enough occurrence on this street. I am not saying it didn't happen but if he lived on the street and he knew hundreds of drunk people will be walking down that street forgetting to lock your car door doesn't really happen if you car about your car.

End of the day some people turn into fools while drinking their is two solutions either ban alcohol or come down on people harder, I used to be really annoyed by this type of stuff but now I just try to laugh it off. I do feel that it has got worse in the last few years and there seems to be less guards around maybe due to cuts.

VONSHIRACH

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

A friend lived on Manor St. a few years back. One morning, he came out to hop in his car to go to work and was shocked to find someone had sh*t on the back of his car! Some dirtbag obviously, and it wasn't canine either.

Actually, disregard that. I didn't cop the Waterford location. My friend was in Manor St. Dublin. Maybe, Manor St lubricates the bowels. Otherwise, theres a serial sh****r at large. :eek:

VONSHIRACH

Deleted User wrote: »

Really? I have lived on the street for a long time and know alot of people who live here, anyone who lives here check every night that they lock their car doors because stuff like that would be a regular enough occurrence on this street. I am not saying it didn't happen but if he lived on the street and he knew hundreds of drunk people will be walking down that street forgetting to lock your car door doesn't really happen if you car about your car.

End of the day some people turn into fools while drinking their is two solutions either ban alcohol or come down on people harder, I used to be really annoyed by this type of stuff but now I just try to laugh it off. I do feel that it has got worse in the last few years and there seems to be less guards around maybe due to cuts.

APOLOGIES. different city, my mistake. By back of car, I meant outside on the back of car, over the rear bumper. Car was locked.

old gregg

Best thread in the history of the interwebs

taytobreath

there used be a serial ****er in a certain factory in the industrial estate, the person would take a dump in the middle of the corridor. he/she done it a good few times. wasnt caught either i dont think

taytobreath

taytobreath wrote: »

there used be a serial ****er in a certain factory in the industrial estate, the person would take a dump in the middle of the corridor. he/she done it a good few times. wasnt caught either i dont think

Is that actually true ? I would be very surprised if it is.

taytobreath

I worked there. I wont name the factory though or ill be in trouble on so many levels.

SUNGOD

There was a 'phantom ****ter' who worked in the glass and would either **** all around

toilet or all over floor of toilet. This was common knowledge as far as I know

thomasm

Some pr1ck took a dump on one of the seats on the kids train in the people's park playground a while back. One of the kids nearly stood in it. Haven't been back since.

old gregg

thomasm wrote: »

Some pr1ck took a dump on one of the seats on the kids train in the people's park playground a while back. One of the kids nearly stood in it. Haven't been back since.

I remember you posting this before. I'd love to cut that scumbag :mad:

deisediva

thomasm wrote: »

Some pr1ck took a dump on one of the seats on the kids train in the people's park playground a while back. One of the kids nearly stood in it. Haven't been back since.

Not only in the playground. There is a tree the kids all climb over near the skate park and mine went in there one day climbing tree. One of them came out with it all over their shoes and wasn't dogs dirt nearly vomited lucky had the hubby with me to clean it . Lads in skate park thought it was hilarious when child was crying over it. Seems some of the people who use the skate park use this particular tree as a toilet as its closer than the public toilet.

giles lynchwood

VONSHIRACH wrote: »

A friend lived on Manor St. a few years back. One morning, he came out to hop in his car to go to work and was shocked to find someone had sh*t on the back of his car! Some dirtbag obviously, and it wasn't canine either.

When I read this I thought about Pat Shortt in Man About Dog.:D:D:D

billywilly

I remember years ago walking out the ballytruckle road and there was a big lump of plop left on a windowsil of one of the old small houses just up from garveys, And it wasn't Dogs.

membersonly

billywilly wrote: »

I remember years ago walking out the ballytruckle road and there was a big lump of plop left on a windowsil of one of the old small houses just up from garveys, And it wasn't Dogs.

Billy, with these **** stories you are really spoiling us, please tell me you have more?

Knob Longman

membersonly wrote: »

Billy, with these **** stories you are really spoiling us, please tell me you have more?

http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44264

There is a few classics in that thread, Well worth a read..

Dicky Pride

Odds on that this little nugget makes the news and star view from the blue next week lol

billywilly

membersonly wrote: »

Billy, with these **** stories you are really spoiling us, please tell me you have more?

your full of plop yourself :pac:

Aglomerado

Dicky Pride wrote: »

Odds on that this little nugget makes the news and star view from the blue next week lol

heh heh, nugget.

billywilly

Aglomerado wrote: »

heh heh, nugget.

CrinkElite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iab9YKocUcw

The musings of Donovan.

cbl593h

Made me chuckle.........

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Poodunnit-Hunt-Rolls-Royce-employee-dirty/story-19897156-detail/story.html

Jambo

This lad really takes the mick l, he dropped his load down someone's chimney(sorry on mobile so cant embed the pic)

Aglomerado

cbl593h wrote: »

Made me chuckle.........

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Poodunnit-Hunt-Rolls-Royce-employee-dirty/story-19897156-detail/story.html

Aaah Bristol. Home of the Stool Chart. :pac:

giles lynchwood

Aglomerado

^

Eeeeeew.