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Weird Shaped Countries

  • 09-09-2013 09:48PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 26


    Chile is one weirdly shaped country. All length, no girth.

    What other countries do you think are a weird shape?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Norway and Sweden together look like a penis - check it out on a euro coin!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Chile is one weirdly shaped country. All length, no girth.

    What other countries do you think are a weird shape?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Not sure if anyones noticed this but Italy looks a bit like a boot!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭Howard Juneau


    Chile is one weirdly shaped country. All length, no girth.

    What other countries do you think are a weird shape?

    Loompaland, its shaped like a pair of cats gonads


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Long legged Italy kicked little Sicily right into the middle of the mediterranean sea. Got a little Hungary. Took a little Turkey. Dipped it in Greece and fried it in Japan.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Italy looks like a boot. Ireland looks like a teddy bear on its side.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    What other countries do you think are a weird shape?

    Croatia

    Lesotho (Completly land locked and surrounded by South Africa)

    France (when one includes the overseas bits which are scattered around the world but technically part of France)

    Russia (that Kaliningrad bit that was once German/Polish/Lithuanian)

    Some African countries are practicaly square.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    The whole African continent looks like an electric guitar.



    It does on my Live Aid t-shirt anyway. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,170 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Palestine, cut in two by Israel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Portugal looks like a lump of poop


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    Britain (via Wales) kind of looks like it about to pinch Ireland's arse


  • Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    P.Walnuts wrote: »
    Britain (via Wales) kind of looks like it about to pinch Ireland's arse

    I think it looks like it's spooning Ireland, or alternatively giving that teddy bear a right good rogering up the bum - kind of meaningful given the history :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Norway and Sweden together look like a penis - check it out on a euro coin!

    Norway isn't on the coin (but looks ****ing weird on it's own). They tell me that the most southern most point of Norway is closer to the Canaries than it is to the most norhtern part of Norway.

    I always helt Finalnd looked like a set of testicles when shown together with Finland.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    Norway and Sweden together look like a penis - check it out on a euro coin!

    I think you mean Sweden and Finland. Norway, however, got Slartibartfast an award for its coastline.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wyoming in the US is a simple rectangle, not a country but an almost square state.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭ONeill2013


    Northern Ireland, weird all together.

    I remember a teacher at school saying ireland as an island was like a dog, lough neagh as the eye. tilt your head clockwise whilst looking at a map.


  • Posts: 4,824 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think Venezuela kind of looks like a (flaccid) cock and (two very jagged and asymmetrical) balls:
    http://myctrring.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/venezuela_map_outline.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,592 ✭✭✭P.Walnuts


    Wyoming in the US is a simple rectangle, not a country but an almost square state.

    Make up your mind!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Chile is one weirdly shaped country. All length, no girth.

    What other countries do you think are a weird shape?

    Thats what she said!


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    P.Walnuts wrote: »
    Make up your mind!
    It depends on the aspect ratio of the map you're looking at.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I've always thought Ireland looked like a teddy bear sitting down with his arms stretched out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    ONeill2013 wrote: »
    Northern Ireland, weird all together.

    I remember a teacher at school saying ireland as an island was like a dog, lough neagh as the eye. tilt your head clockwise whilst looking at a map.

    That's not a real country though.

    If you disagree with me, I'll kick your kidneys in. Fair warning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭ONeill2013


    That's not a real country though.

    If you disagree with me, I'll kick your kidneys in. Fair warning.

    it's a state in a county across the ocean, the USA took us on, it's being announced to the world at 12am.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    P.Walnuts wrote: »
    Make up your mind!

    A square is a rectangle but not all rectangles are square.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    That's not a real country though.

    If you disagree with me, I'll kick your kidneys in. Fair warning.

    Neither's fecking Palastine. I go by the Pointless def:

    Alexander: "As ever, when we say country, we're looking for a sovereign state recognised by the United Nations."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,246 ✭✭✭mutley18


    Wales looks like a pigs head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,459 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    That's not a real country though.

    If you disagree with me, I'll kick your kidneys in. Fair warning.

    Northern Ireland is actually a real country. It drifted up from around Australia a few million years ago and we were unlucky enough to have to collide with our bit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    mutley18 wrote: »
    Wales looks like a pigs head.

    Fair observation. Would Pighead agree? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,298 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    The world looks like a chicken


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭ONeill2013


    Northern Ireland is actually a real country. It drifted up from around Australia a few million years ago and we were unlucky enough to have to collide with our bit.

    you must be glad you weren't born 15 minutes up the road


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