Just flashed my neighbour

lukesmom

So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

princess-lala

Not as fun when its a kid instead of an adult :pac:

KeithM89

lukesmom wrote: »

Sorry Kevin.

Kevins face...

Fr_Dougal

lukesmom wrote: »

So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

Well you've given him something for the **** bank!

Frosty McSnowballs

Kevin: "Luke, I saw your ma's tits"!

Luke: " Pfffft, well I sucked those puppies!"

MurdyWurdy

I'm breastfeeding at the moment so regularly forget to put my boobs away after the baby falls asleep while feeding and goes down in his cot for a nap. The man mowing the communal grass at the back of the apartments got a right eyeful.

He did not look very impressed, tbh!

michael999999

You better put up a couple of pics, so we can gauge just how traumatised that poor kid is!

shopaholic01

10 year old Kevin thinks Christmas came early, I wouldn't worry about it too much. His dad will probably spend more time on the landing if he hears about it though.

The Backwards Man

I just flashed a bangarda



















out onto the main road.

Dravokivich

Well, as long as he doesn't play with Luke, all's grand.

Ted_YNWA

lukesmom wrote: »

So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

Cue Kevin will be coming over to play with Luke a lot more often now.

Dj Grimreefer

on the bright side when he first cracks one off he'll probably be thinking of your tits

also can you send me a pic so we can do some research into any long term mental problems this might cause

TheMilkyPirate

"lukes mom has got it goin on"

Busted Flat.

lukesmom wrote: »

So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

If they are fried eggs, I wouldn't worry, if they are page 3 style all your neighbors will know by now. IMO.

lukesmom

Dravokivich wrote: »

Well, as long as he doesn't play with Luke, all's grand.

No they don't play together thank God

princess-lala

lukesmom wrote: »

No they don't play together thank God

Not for long

Kevin will be over first thing in the morning calling for Luke

Southern Dandy

lukesmom wrote: »

I will see him at some stage I'm sure.

The landing window would be a good start.

Karl Stein

Are we talking (.Y.)

or

( . Y . )

lukesmom

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Are we talking (.Y.)

or

( . Y . )

( . Y . )

anncoates

My name is Lukes Mom,
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
I think you've seen my jabs before?

Dj Grimreefer

lukesmom wrote: »

( . Y . )

i'm sure he has little hands too you could be onto something here,
you know what they say, "love at first flash"

Frosty McSnowballs

lukesmom wrote: »

( . Y . )

Where exactly does Kevin live? And what time do you normally shower?

Sprog 4

At least it wasn't ( x )

Gran Hermano

If genders were reversed OP would probably be on the sex offenders register by the end of the week.

Karl Stein

anncoates wrote: »

My name is Lukes Mom,
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
I think you've seen my jabs before?

if you see melons late at night
don't start no trouble just enjoy the sight

Ted_YNWA

I reckon the level of potential distress caused needs to be measured.

I have the mental age of 10 & can respond with my findings if a pciture was provided.

Festy

Damn,where were all these female flashers when I was a lad :mad:

MonkstownHoop

im not gonna pretend to want to gauge the levels of distress, just send me a picture

lukesmom

Yeah well he got a good look at them anyway. He looked pretty shocked to say the least I hope he didn't run down and tell his mam.

MonkstownHoop

myshirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIfOjkB17BA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

keith16

Terminator 2 is on now. I imagine Kevin (post ****) is capping the best weekend of his little life by watching it with a glass of Ribena.

lukesmom

keith16 wrote: »

Terminator 2 is on now. I imagine Kevin (post ****) is capping the best weekend of his little life by watching it with a glass of Ribena.

Seriously though at 10 you wouldn't be at that yet would he?

Dj Grimreefer

Was Kevin home alone too?

deadeye187

lukesmom wrote: »

So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

Luke`s mom has got it going on!..when is the next show?

KKkitty

You made a tit of yourself but breast to keep a brave face about it. Hope you feel glad you got it off your chest and Kevin went away with good mammaries.

NuckingFacker

Lukes mom has got it going on, Lukes mom has got it going on, I know it's wrong, but I'm in love with lukies mom..


deadeye bet me, but it's almost worth repeating..

keith16

lukesmom wrote: »

Seriously though at 10 you wouldn't be at that yet would he?

Drinking Ribena? Yeah, why not?

stretchdoe

'That woman was in the nip!'

Teyla Emmagan

I wouldn't feel bad OP, he will be dining out on this for weeks!

He'll be a legend now starting the next term in school. This time next week you'll look out the same window and find most of 5th class in your local primary school looking back at you with bated breath.

Don't let them down now.

fussyonion

OP, that's NOTHING!

I had a shower earlier and I walked into the bedroom to get changed, BENT OVER naked to pick up something, THEN realised that not only was the light on, but the blinds were up.

I dread to think who was looking across at me and my arsé

And no, I will not be putting up photos.

bumper234

lukesmom wrote: »

( . Y . )

Coulda been worse coulda been \ ¥ /

lukesmom

At least it was just the top half. Still bad enough though, he will never look at the same way again I imagine.

MonkstownHoop

fussyonion wrote: »

OP, that's NOTHING!

I had a shower earlier and I walked into the bedroom to get changed, BENT OVER naked to pick up something, THEN realised that not only was the light on, but the blinds were up.

I dread to think who was looking across at me and my arsé

And no, I will not be putting up photos.

Pervert

Dj Grimreefer

I think this thread is a booby trap to get us talking about lukesmom's tits,

lukesmom

fussyonion wrote: »

OP, that's NOTHING!

I had a shower earlier and I walked into the bedroom to get changed, BENT OVER naked to pick up something, THEN realised that not only was the light on, but the blinds were up.

I dread to think who was looking across at me and my arsé

And no, I will not be putting up photos.

Ah that made me laugh

fussyonion

Least I was freshly waxed.
...............TMI?

Bruthal

shopaholic01 wrote: »

10 year old Kevin thinks Christmas came early,

I read that wrong for a second.

Birneybau

fussyonion wrote: »

Least I was freshly waxed.
...............TMI?

Not at all, tell us more

lukesmom

I was just out of the shower too and my top half was wet. I'd a towel in my hand. He's probably still up there looking out the window. Least my son didn't see me.

Dj Grimreefer

poor chap probably went a bit pale i bet, 50 shades of pale