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Just flashed my neighbour

  • 31-08-2013 9:25pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭


    So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    Not as fun when its a kid instead of an adult :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Sorry Kevin.

    Kevins face...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    lukesmom wrote: »
    So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

    Well you've given him something for the **** bank!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Kevin: "Luke, I saw your ma's tits"!

    Luke: " Pfffft, well I sucked those puppies!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    I'm breastfeeding at the moment so regularly forget to put my boobs away after the baby falls asleep while feeding and goes down in his cot for a nap. The man mowing the communal grass at the back of the apartments got a right eyeful.

    He did not look very impressed, tbh!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    You better put up a couple of pics, so we can gauge just how traumatised that poor kid is!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    10 year old Kevin thinks Christmas came early, I wouldn't worry about it too much. His dad will probably spend more time on the landing if he hears about it though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I just flashed a bangarda



















    out onto the main road.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Well, as long as he doesn't play with Luke, all's grand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    lukesmom wrote: »
    So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

    Cue Kevin will be coming over to play with Luke a lot more often now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    on the bright side when he first cracks one off he'll probably be thinking of your tits

    also can you send me a pic so we can do some research into any long term mental problems this might cause


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,099 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    "lukes mom has got it goin on"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭Busted Flat.


    lukesmom wrote: »
    So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.

    If they are fried eggs, I wouldn't worry, if they are page 3 style all your neighbors will know by now. IMO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Well, as long as he doesn't play with Luke, all's grand.

    No they don't play together thank God :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 30,731 ✭✭✭✭princess-lala


    lukesmom wrote: »
    No they don't play together thank God :)

    Not for long :D

    Kevin will be over first thing in the morning calling for Luke :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭Southern Dandy


    lukesmom wrote: »
    I will see him at some stage I'm sure.

    The landing window would be a good start.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Are we talking (.Y.)

    or

    ( . Y . )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Are we talking (.Y.)

    or

    ( . Y . )

    ( . Y . )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    My name is Lukes Mom,
    I live on the second floor
    I live upstairs from you
    I think you've seen my jabs before?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    lukesmom wrote: »
    ( . Y . )

    i'm sure he has little hands too you could be onto something here,
    you know what they say, "love at first flash"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    lukesmom wrote: »
    ( . Y . )

    Where exactly does Kevin live? And what time do you normally shower?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Sprog 4


    At least it wasn't ( x )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    If genders were reversed OP would probably be on the sex offenders register by the end of the week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    anncoates wrote: »
    My name is Lukes Mom,
    I live on the second floor
    I live upstairs from you
    I think you've seen my jabs before?

    if you see melons late at night
    don't start no trouble just enjoy the sight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I reckon the level of potential distress caused needs to be measured.

    I have the mental age of 10 & can respond with my findings if a pciture was provided.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Damn,where were all these female flashers when I was a lad :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    im not gonna pretend to want to gauge the levels of distress, just send me a picture


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Yeah well he got a good look at them anyway. He looked pretty shocked to say the least I hope he didn't run down and tell his mam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Terminator 2 is on now. I imagine Kevin (post ****) is capping the best weekend of his little life by watching it with a glass of Ribena.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    keith16 wrote: »
    Terminator 2 is on now. I imagine Kevin (post ****) is capping the best weekend of his little life by watching it with a glass of Ribena.


    Seriously though at 10 you wouldn't be at that yet would he?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    Was Kevin home alone too?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 988 ✭✭✭deadeye187


    lukesmom wrote: »
    So I'm coming out of the bedroom after getting changed minus my top (about to put one on) and just at that split second I see my kid neighbour (about 10) looking through his landing window into my landing window. It lasted about 5 long seconds I'm mortified. I will see him at some stage I'm sure. Sorry Kevin.


    Luke`s mom has got it going on!..when is the next show?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    You made a tit of yourself but breast to keep a brave face about it. Hope you feel glad you got it off your chest and Kevin went away with good mammaries.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Lukes mom has got it going on, Lukes mom has got it going on, I know it's wrong, but I'm in love with lukies mom.. :D


    deadeye bet me, but it's almost worth repeating..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Seriously though at 10 you wouldn't be at that yet would he?

    Drinking Ribena? Yeah, why not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭stretchdoe


    'That woman was in the nip!'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I wouldn't feel bad OP, he will be dining out on this for weeks!

    He'll be a legend now starting the next term in school. This time next week you'll look out the same window and find most of 5th class in your local primary school looking back at you with bated breath.

    Don't let them down now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    OP, that's NOTHING!

    I had a shower earlier and I walked into the bedroom to get changed, BENT OVER naked to pick up something, THEN realised that not only was the light on, but the blinds were up.

    I dread to think who was looking across at me and my arsé

    And no, I will not be putting up photos.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,250 ✭✭✭✭bumper234


    lukesmom wrote: »
    ( . Y . )

    Coulda been worse coulda been \ ¥ /


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    At least it was just the top half. Still bad enough though, he will never look at the same way again I imagine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    fussyonion wrote: »
    OP, that's NOTHING!

    I had a shower earlier and I walked into the bedroom to get changed, BENT OVER naked to pick up something, THEN realised that not only was the light on, but the blinds were up.

    I dread to think who was looking across at me and my arsé

    And no, I will not be putting up photos.

    Pervert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    I think this thread is a booby trap to get us talking about lukesmom's tits,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    fussyonion wrote: »
    OP, that's NOTHING!

    I had a shower earlier and I walked into the bedroom to get changed, BENT OVER naked to pick up something, THEN realised that not only was the light on, but the blinds were up.

    I dread to think who was looking across at me and my arsé

    And no, I will not be putting up photos.


    Ah that made me laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Least I was freshly waxed.
    ...............TMI?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    10 year old Kevin thinks Christmas came early,

    I read that wrong for a second.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,397 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Least I was freshly waxed.
    ...............TMI?

    Not at all, tell us more


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    I was just out of the shower too and my top half was wet. I'd a towel in my hand. He's probably still up there looking out the window. Least my son didn't see me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Dj Grimreefer


    poor chap probably went a bit pale i bet, 50 shades of pale


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