Ejaculation

Kidchameleon · 31-08-2013 8:32pm #1

I overheard an English lad today referring to ejaculation as "de-smegulation" and I thought it was a pretty funny term for it. What crazy ways have you heard people referring to coming?

Elbaston · 31-08-2013 8:33pm

a jackilit ??

Red Nissan · 31-08-2013 8:34pm

Kidchameleon wrote: »

you heard people referring to coming?

I think you've spelt this wrong :eek:

keith16 · 31-08-2013 8:35pm

On the south-side, it is referred to as "arriving"

antodeco · 31-08-2013 8:37pm

Gavisconing the hell out of her

Aphex · 31-08-2013 8:38pm

Dropping stomach pancakes.

Bruthal · 31-08-2013 8:40pm

Clearing the tubes

keith16 · 31-08-2013 8:42pm

"Watching the weather on TG4"

scudo2 · 31-08-2013 8:43pm

Ooop's

KeithM89 · 31-08-2013 8:43pm

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

testicle · 31-08-2013 8:44pm

Keith wrote: »

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

That's a ****e

Driveby Dogboy · 31-08-2013 8:44pm

Killing babies

MonkstownHoop · 31-08-2013 8:44pm

My GF has an odd term for it 'already', she says it like a question too, weirdo

KeithM89 · 31-08-2013 8:45pm

testicle wrote: »

That's a ****e

Ah really?

I guess im not with 'it' anymore.

Czarcasm · 31-08-2013 8:49pm

"Firing baby bullets" or "firing blanks", "whitewashing the walls with baby batter", jesus I must have heard tons of euphemisms over the years, female ejaculation you don't hear so much about but I can tell you from experience the first time it happened I thought she'd lost control of her bladder functions! :pac:

Dj Grimreefer · 31-08-2013 8:49pm

I had a girl once refer to it as "evidence" for the police, needless to say I had to end that relationship fairly quicky and also her life

Skuxx · 31-08-2013 8:53pm

antodeco wrote: »

Gavisconing the hell out of her

Haha brilliant, havnt heard that one before!

lukesmom · 31-08-2013 8:56pm

Shooting your load

Aidric · 31-08-2013 8:57pm

Popping the champagne cork.

rambutman · 31-08-2013 8:58pm

shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree

Hank Moody · 31-08-2013 9:00pm

Hose her down

Bruthal · 31-08-2013 9:01pm

Unleashing the population paste

mr_edge_to_you · 31-08-2013 9:05pm

ac/dc - shot of love

http://youtu.be/mp5LAaEfEpk

iamcornholio · 31-08-2013 9:07pm

I came in her ear

Wanderer2010 · 31-08-2013 9:08pm

Only ever heard it referred to as shooting the load, cumming, firing off etc. As for how it feels, Im one of those people who (and I know its very very hard to describe) think that "Part 1" of ejaculation, where it basically feels like a massive spring in your groin area is coiling as tight as it possibly can whilst simultaneously spreading contractions of pleasure waves from your genitals to your toes (so intense you arch them) is actually better than "Part 2", the shooting or eventual release. The release is lovely and feels like all the stress and worries are leaving your body but Part 1 beats it for me personally. :cool:

anncoates · 31-08-2013 9:08pm

Propelling Porridge

Peanut Butter Jelly · 31-08-2013 9:09pm

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Only ever heard it referred to as shooting the load, cumming, firing off etc. As for how it feels, Im one of those people who (and I know its very very hard to describe) think that "Part 1" of ejaculation, where it basically feels like a massive spring in your groin area is coiling as tight as it possibly can whilst simultaneously spreading massive pleasure waves from your genitals to your toes (so intense you arch them) is actually better than "Part 2", the shooting or eventual release. The release is lovely and feels like all the stress and worries are leaving your body but Part 1 beats it for me personally. :cool:

:pac:

Aphex · 31-08-2013 9:11pm

Draining the cock snot.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 31-08-2013 9:14pm

Burping the Worm.

Aphex · 31-08-2013 9:14pm

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Burping the Worm.

Haha

Cork24 · 31-08-2013 9:16pm

testicle · 31-08-2013 9:18pm

Stippling the walls/ceiling.

Gannicus · 31-08-2013 9:19pm

Clear the custard
Discharge the trouser mauser
Empty the w@nk tanks
Doing a number three

anncoates · 31-08-2013 9:21pm

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Burping the Worm.

Not to worry, It's how you use it.

Allegedly.

ThirdMan · 31-08-2013 9:22pm

Casual = Bustin' a nut.

Formal = Satisfying one's blue ball.

Gannicus · 31-08-2013 9:25pm

Video on youtube referred to it as Cock Vomit.......

Dravokivich · 31-08-2013 9:26pm

Orgasm was a word I heard my girlfriend use once.

Cork24 · 31-08-2013 9:28pm

giving her a service.

bigneacy · 31-08-2013 9:29pm

I've heard the ejaculate itself referred to as (stop eating now)

Lumpy love piss

pajor · 31-08-2013 9:30pm

Handmade, homemade mayonnaise

jd007 · 31-08-2013 9:30pm

Shooting the load

bumper234 · 31-08-2013 9:33pm

A batch of hate paste or nut butter between the eyes.

LifeSaabItch · 31-08-2013 9:47pm

A Sex wee.

Had a teacher who used to hate us wearing hoodies/jackets etc... in class so used to always tell us 'Jacket off lads'
Always wondered did she realise what she was saying.