White food diet

Bobo Plonk

Hi could you assess my current diet. It's a white food diet to build bulk and tighten stomach. It also exceeds the GOMAD targets

Breakfast

2 litre full fat milk
4 slices homemade white bread - no butter
2 bananas


Lunch

2 litre full milk
300gm White asparagus and rice
2 skinned apples
2 bananas


Dinner

2 litre full fat milk
500gm chicken breast and rice
4 slices homemade white bread with cream cheese
100 gm white chocolate and cream


Supper

2 litre full fat milk
4 slices homemade white bread with cream cheese
2 bananas

endacl

The bananas may be a problem. They're a little bit yellow. Try mixing them with tippex.

Bobo Plonk

endacl wrote: »

The bananas may be a problem. They're a little bit yellow. Try mixing them with tippex.

No the bananas I use are white. I don't consume the skin

j@utis

add some potatoes into the mix, white ones of course!

KTRIC

What about cocaine ? thats white :P

Magenta

You could also add some white marshmallows and a few parsnips!

seosamh1980

And sugar of course!

hypersonic

I know people like to criticize these diets but anything that restricts food choices will make your food less appetizing and so will help people loose weight. yes it's a mind game but who cares if it works.
there are two things to keep in mind, do you get enough nutrients and is there anyway to get off the plan without going back to old habitats?

Heat_Wave

This is the funniest thing I've read all day! "The White Diet" "white chocolate" "white bread" - Lol

username123

White wine?

endacl

Have you considered adding a big tub of cream and some dried coconut?

Stheno

username123 wrote: »

White wine?

That's more golden though no?

endacl

Stheno wrote: »

That's more golden though no?

There's a pass for wine. Any balanced diet must include wine.

Don't forget weissbier OP. Beer is important too.

Heat_Wave

OP is banned

endacl

Heat_Wave wrote: »

OP is banned

It's a whitewash! A whitewash, I tells ya! :eek:

username123

Stheno wrote: »

That's more golden though no?

mmmm....I suppose. I was going to suggest gin, vodka etc... but they are clear spirits as opposed to white like milk.

Baileys? If bananas are allowed Baileys should be allowed.

j@utis

you can add some cream to vodka, and some sugar, and presto it's white!

Magenta

Don't forget a nice jar of mayo for your white bread sambos

thegreatiam

endacl wrote: »

The bananas may be a problem. They're a little bit yellow. Try mixing them with tippex.

Tipex in notoriously high in fat. Maybe just use White wash

Oryx

All white guys, its plain that the op has drawn a blank here.

Theyre gone, and so is this delightful thread.