Balls too big

KingOfFairview

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks? Looks horribly uncomfortable. You know the type I mean. Is it actually painful?

anncoates

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks?

I don't recall ever being in a waiting room with naked men.

stefan idiot jones

No

The Backwards Man

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks? Looks horribly uncomfortable. You know the type I mean. Is it actually painful?

Coalmen?

xzanti

Funnily enough I don't really hang out in waiting rooms checking out other peoples crotch.

But, good on you all the same.

jester77

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks? Looks horribly uncomfortable. You know the type I mean. Is it actually painful?

What waiting rooms are you hanging out in that lads have full sacks on display?

MadsL

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks? Looks horribly uncomfortable. You know the type I mean. Is it actually painful?

The interview for the Brown Thomas Santa is it?

zenno

I think it's all ballsology.

vicwatson

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks? Looks horribly uncomfortable. You know the type I mean. Is it actually painful?

Oh go for a Guinness will ya?

Leftist

I was at a swimming pool about a month ago and I couldn't take my eyes off this auld lad's junk.
Each of his balls were about the size of a peach.

Roger_007

How big is too big? Is there an EU regulation on the size?......like for tomatoes?

KingOfFairview

jester77 wrote: »

What waiting rooms are you hanging out in that lads have full sacks on display?

That's just s example, could just as easily be the bus or a chair demonstration showroom. Drop the coyness, erryone knows what I mean

Leftist

Roger_007 wrote: »

How big is too big? Is there an EU regulation on the size?......like for tomatoes?

too big would be if you can't hide the harn.

Sometimes I do be wishing it was about banana sized on the soft. But imagine trying to hide that badboy on the bus when it's at full stretch ? Good luck trying to tuck it into your belt.

dmc17

Roger_007 wrote: »

How big is too big? Is there an EU regulation on the size?......like for tomatoes?

This

Mammanabammana

Looks like Santa's elves are posting in the wrong forum again.

Tombi!

Do we have pictures to compare?

Sir Humphrey Appleby

I just cant see this thread lasting.

dmc17

Sir Humphrey Appleby wrote: »

I just cant see this thread lasting.

It might grow on you...

April O Neill

xzanti wrote: »

Funnily enough I don't really hang out in waiting rooms checking out other peoples crotch.

But, good on you all the same.

Even when someone is standing next to a sitting me and their crotch is in my face, I avert my gaze.

Why would you be staring at aul lads' crotches, OP?

ImDave

If they are all very overweight, that isn't their balls, it's public fat.

Roger_007

Sir Humphrey Appleby wrote: »

I just cant see this thread lasting.

Agreed. There isn't a lot you can say about it. If the thread was entitled: 'Tits too Big', it wouldn't last long either but for a different reason:rolleyes:

KingOfFairview

ImDave wrote: »

If they are all very overweight, that isn't their balls, it's public fat.

pubic or public?

SEPT 23 1989

Would gravity have anything to to with it?

kowloon

KingOfFairview wrote: »

pubic or public?

Seems like it might be both.

Rubecula

Maybe noticing such things comes down to jealousy? Of course I wouldn't know. (I need to adjust slightly has anyone got a warm ladle?)

The_B_Man

Are we talkin about the man version of the "FUPA" here?

Birneybau

Don't men's balls and ears never stop growing?

KingOfFairview

The_B_Man wrote: »

Are we talkin about the man version of the "FUPA" here?

whazzat

Yamanoto

Guess the OP's referring to a Hydrocele.

Generally painless, excised surgically or shrunk by means of injection.

Thanks for visiting, that'll be €50

http://www.sdhct.nhs.uk/patientcare/pil/23393.pdf

April O Neill

April O Neill wrote: »

Even when someone is standing next to a sitting me and their crotch is in my face, I avert my gaze.

when someone does that to me I punch them in the scrotum, i find this moves them out of the way. :P

pundy

all this talk of balls has me slightly wincing!!

MadsL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZu9N8qMKjA

KingOfFairview

The specific phenomenon I describe in the op aside, I think we can all agree: ain't no such thing as a pretty pair of balls

**Vai**

Saw this happen once. Chaps name was Randy Marsh. Ended up using them like a spacehopper.

shanered

Tangled cords makes for.phat.bollix

Elbaston

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks? Looks horribly uncomfortable. You know the type I mean. Is it actually painful?

mmmm.... no I dont.

Son Of A Vidic

Lads, unfortunately we all will face the day when our balls becomes our ball.

MadsL

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Lads, unfortunately we all will face the day when our balls becomes our ball.

What am I missing?

Son Of A Vidic

MadsL wrote: »

What am I missing?

Ageing I hope.

yizorselves

KingOfFairview wrote: »

The specific phenomenon I describe in the op aside, I think we can all agree: ain't no such thing as a pretty pair of balls

Excuse you mine are gorgeous

MadsL

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Ageing I hope.

OK Scared now...where does my balls become my ball?

Son Of A Vidic

MadsL wrote: »

OK Scared now...where does my balls become my ball?

Ball sack merges into one thanks to ageing and loss of elasticity. Not a guarantee though and hopefully it will pass us by.

KingOfFairview

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Ball sack merges into one thanks to ageing and loss of elasticity. Not a guarantee though and hopefully it will pass us by.

The sac is not the ball

Elbaston

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Ball sack merges into one thanks to ageing and loss of elasticity. Not a guarantee though and hopefully it will pass us by.

Ill just get a ball-lift.

Ill have the Joan Rivers version of the scrotal world.

Thomasmartin

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Did ye ever see really fat oullads in waiting rooms and the likes with these massive sacks? Looks horribly uncomfortable. You know the type I mean. Is it actually painful?

Ha I know exactly what the OP means..I've seen this before! I was like wtf?!

Maybe its because they haven't had a good old release in a while!

Son Of A Vidic

Elbaston wrote: »

Ill just get a ball-lift.

My female GP demonstrated a series of exercises you can do for them. She's a real hands on type, cold hands though.

MadsL

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

My female GP demonstrated a series of exercises you can do for them. She's a real hands on type, cold hands though.

Her tongue is warm though I hear...

rubadub

Elbaston wrote: »

Ill just get a ball-lift.

Or just get a Nut Bra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOiaSy643B4

tosspot15

I actually am familiar with this. I've seen some about the size of melons. I'm serious too.

It's quite common in elderly men, so thats another thing you can look forward to when you grow older.

tosspot15

tosspot15 wrote: »

I actually am familiar with this. I've seen some about the size of melons. I'm serious too.

It's quite common in elderly men, so thats another thing you can look forward to when you grow older.

where do you hang out???

I keep singing that Ac/Dc tune in my head now