Smoking in bed

I Heart Internet

I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

biko

That **** is ****ed up.

cherryghost

Come across it plenty of times.

princess-lala

Smoking whilst in the sack going at it like??

WTF you must be doing it wrong if she's got time to smoke :rolleyes:

Sinfonia

cherryghost wrote: »

Come across it plenty of times.

HIYOOOOO!

KeithM89

I hope you didnt let her go on top too often.

Howard Juneau

My gf tells me I'm always smoking in bed!

youcancallmeal

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

You're going to have to walk me through this, I don't understand the mechanics of how someone smokes and has sex at the same time? Is it like missionary and she is just lying there smoking away?

petes

Did she know you were there

Amirani

youcancallmeal wrote: »

You're going to have to walk me through this, I don't understand the mechanics of how someone smokes and has sex at the same time? Is it like missionary and she is just lying there smoking away?

Presumably.

I Heart Internet

We both enjoyed ourselves!

Obviously not a common thing so. She wasn't an Irish girl as it happens.

everlast75

Slow down and use a better lubricant

I Heart Internet

youcancallmeal wrote: »

You're going to have to walk me through this, I don't understand the mechanics of how someone smokes and has sex at the same time? Is it like missionary and she is just lying there smoking away?

Yes. Or other positions too. I'm not going to name them...all the good ones.

hullaballoo

You sure it wasn't just a burning smell?

SEPT 23 1989

I smoke when i am bored

Howard Juneau

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Yes. Or other positions too. I'm not going to name them...all the good ones.

Hmmm, could cause problems if you were getting a blowie!

wazky

Does the smoke have a tinge of rubber off it?

If so, it ain't from the cigarette.

xzanti

That's rank

I Heart Internet

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I smoke when i am bored

She smoked when she was boned too.

Lapin

I only smoke after having sex.



Thats why I go through 20 cigs a day.


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Chareth Cutestory

I've never encountered it myself. I'm not a smoker though so maybe I just don't get it?! And can you use the term 'make love' when there's a cigarette involved in the proceedings? :P

Liamalone

Smoking in bed is a fire hazard even during the act of bang bang, the fact that it was probably keeping her awake is no excuse.

I Heart Internet

Chareth Cutestory wrote: »

I've never encountered it myself. I'm not a smoker though so maybe I just don't get it?! And can you use the term 'make love' when there's a cigarette involved in the proceedings? :P

I wanted to keep AH classy.

Ihatecuddles-old

I've done that once. The sex wasn't great!

Me and my boyfriend smoke in bed, but normally just in The morning after....doing it.

I Heart Internet

I should point out that a lot of the time we weren't strictly in bed so it was easier.

Birneybau

princess-lala wrote: »

Smoking whilst in the sack going at it like??

WTF you must be doing it wrong if she's got time to smoke :rolleyes:

Ah, ladies like a 2 minute fumble then, good to know.

"Mr. Powers, do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know baby, I never looked"

I Heart Internet

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've done that once.

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

Mr Benevolent

I Heart Internet wrote: »

an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love.

More lube.

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Corvo

This is important.

What brand of smokes?

Ihatecuddles-old

Corvo wrote: »

This is important.

What brand of smokes?

John player blue. Says it all!

ardle1

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

What no way, myself and my ex still miss her use to smoke, but never no way never during sex, how unhealthy would that be, the smoke and crap must go straight down deep into her lungs, disgusting I think.

petes

ardle1 wrote: »

[ how unhealthy would that be, the smoke and crap must go straight down deep into her lungs, disgusting I think.

That's true because smoking while not having sex has the opposite effect.

Corvo

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

John player blue. Says it all!

Could have worse, could be Major.

naughtysmurf

A bellybutton can make a handy ashtray though

MadsL

everlast75 wrote: »

Slow down and use a better lubricant

+1

Would have been my post, dang it.

FloatingVoter

If you're both smoking heroin then yeah, understandable. Wake up, sleep, sloooow fcuk. Somebody comes sooner, later, maybe never, who cares.
I've heard of using coke on the dick to give a better orgasm but thats a 1940s urban myth.
Seriously, OP, one or both of you has an issue.

I Heart Internet

Corvo wrote: »

This is important.

What brand of smokes?

Marlboro Lights

I Heart Internet

FloatingVoter wrote: »

If you're both smoking heroin then yeah, understandable. Wake up, sleep, sloooow fcuk. Somebody comes sooner, later, maybe never, who cares.
I've heard of using coke on the dick to give a better orgasm but thats a 1940s urban myth.
Seriously, OP, one or both of you has an issue.

I don't do drugs, nor did she.

She was the one who suggested it. I was a bit bemused to begin with but, heh, wasn't really about to say know. I came to quite enjoy it.

She looked good in stockings, boots and enjoying a smoke tbf.

zenno

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

If she lit up a cigarette and smoked it during sex i would kick her out of the house in a flash, and yes i am a smoker but there is a time and place for that, but not during sex ffs get out you whacko bitch and don't come back.

ardle1

I Heart Internet wrote: »

I don't smoke and don't think it's a particularly pleasant habit.

But an ex girlfriend of mine did and liked to smoke while we, errr, made love. Not after which, I guess, is common enough, but during.

Has anyone else come across this particular type of behaviour in the sack?

Not even Marge Simpsons sisters would do that, in fact the more I visualise it, all I can picture is one of Marge's sisters, Not Good.

shopaholic01

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've done that once. The sex wasn't great!

Me and my boyfriend smoke in bed, but normally just in The morning after....doing it.

That will be a nice little anecdote for Daithi to prepare the audience for your cucumber party piece.

awec

Smoking in the bedroom, while in bed?

Your room must absolutely stink. Surely the duvet is just disgusting?

Lando Griffin

Ex you say.
You could PM her number and I could help her quit.

Nemeses

I smoke anywhere... including bed.

I only have one room in my house though..

Fred Swanson

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Pulsating Star

Sometimes thinking "will this ever end? so I can have a cigge"

rustedtrumpet

Smoking cock is about the only thing she should be smoking

ardinn

Nothing is nicer than gettin a blowie and havin a fag! Bliss!!

Ruu

made love, oh la la!

FanadMan

Last thing before lights out and first thing before feet on the ground!!

smurgen

Can't think off any worse turn off than smoking in bed,revolting!reminds me of the slobs sketch in Harry Enfield and chums