How to Spot an Idiot?

Oranage2

So AH, what do people do or say that you instantly think 'what an idiot!'

RachaelVO

Look in the mirror?

princess-lala

Threads like this really

BMMachine

big bang theory audiences

whiskeyman

Threads backed up with a link to the Daily Mail...

old hippy

"I'm not a racist but..."

"This is all down to the pc brigade/do gooders/liberal/permissive society etc"

"Why should I care?"

"You clearly have a chip on your shoulder"

"Are you on drugs/mental?"

ibarelycare

Beats headphones

mutley18

Flick over to Tallafornia...

wazky

BMMachine wrote: »

big bang theory audiences

People who judge others on what tv programmes they watch....

jimgoose

Just keep scanning for the words Social Media Consultant.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Liberal do-gooders/high horse brigade.

muppetkiller

People who wear their jeans around their thighs exposing their dirty fat underpants to the world.

Iwasfrozen

Oranage2 wrote: »

So AH, what do people do or say that you instantly think 'what an idiot!'

They vote for Sinn Fein. :pac: Couldn't help it.

--Kaiser--

Celtic jersey

biko

People who don't agree with me.

pablomakaveli

Anyone who makes a duck face in a picture. Instant red flag for idiocy.

everlast75

Anyone wearing an Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt/hoodie etc

youtheman

Anyone who watches "Keeping up with the Kardashians".

tin79

Throwing litter on the ground. What is it with people who drink energy drinks? They seem to be the worst offenders.

KeithM89

They cant spell Orange right.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

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A Manunireh top

tin79

Keith wrote: »

They cant spell Orange right.

Orange ya glad you didn't say banana!

todders

Anyone who says something really obvious out loud, especially when I've already thought the same in my mind and had already dismissed it not worthy to be said aloud.

Unfair I know, but I don't care, they are the idiots

Ninap

tin79 wrote: »

Throwing litter on the ground. What is it with people who drink energy drinks? They seem to be the worst offenders.

I actually prefer people to throw their litter brazenly on the ground; at least it's got a chance of being cleaned up. The true cretins push their litter between say the wall and those traffic signal boxes, or throw them behind fences into vacant lots, secure in the knowledge that they will stay there for all eternity.

old hippy

Re registers

Rhys Essien

The millions of people online who dont know the difference between of and off.

Mr Benevolent

Rhys Essien wrote: »

The millions of people online who dont know the difference between of and off.

Idiots tend to be Grammar Nazis.

brian plank

a mouth breather

Rhys Essien

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Idiots tend to be Grammar Nazis.

Less of that nwo.

Wabbit Ears

At the moment anyone who associates anything with 'The Bankers' as if what they did should change how people are sentenced in courts, house prices, roadworks and so on..

Artful_Badger

Lets be honest here though we all think everyone else is an idiot so when it all boils down to it, we must all be idiots.

Smeggy

Boy/girl racers...

Elbaston

grey tracksuit bottoms, bright colored shoes, hollister/abercrombie top, weird walnut whip haircut.

usually travels in group of indistinguishable drones.

Roger_007

Anyone wearing a 'VOTE FF" tee-shirt. Saw one mowing his lawn yesterday.

dark crystal

People who apply to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.

RayM

Expression of right-wing opinions is usually a fairly good indicator. Although in fairness, some of them are just cunts.

ardle1

Wear shorts with white legs, yeah I feel like an idiot every time, but they just wont go brown sake..... How come lots of youse have brown legs huh:o

enda1

RayM wrote: »

Expression of right-wing opinions is usually a fairly good indicator. Although in fairness, some of them are just cunts.

Believing that someone's political/sociological views are an indicator of intelligence is probably my one

premierstone

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Celtic jersey

Xenophobia is usually a good indicator for me

efb

People who move their lips whilst reading (to themselves) over the age of 10

gubber

People who try predict the outcomes of plots during a movie. Nothing grinds my gears more.

"I BETCHA he'll kill her now...wait for it.."

"TOLDYA"

:mad:

**Vai**

Fake accents. Usually American but there are others. Its not just in D4 anymore people.

Oranage2

A few of mine

- Grown men wearing sports jerseys (playing or at a football game is acceptable)
- People with their names tattooed to their arm
- People with a mac 3 hair cut and a beard
- men with pony tails

tosspot15

Oranage2 wrote: »

A few of mine

- Grown men wearing sports jerseys (playing or at a football game is acceptable)
- People with their names tattooed to their arm
- People with a mac 3 hair cut and a beard
- men with pony tails

sad

**Vai**

Oranage2 wrote: »

A few of mine

- Grown men wearing sports jerseys (playing or at a football game is acceptable)
- People with their names tattooed to their arm
- People with a mac 3 hair cut and a beard
- men with pony tails

Number 1 and 4, thats me. Good job Im not sensitive.

People have their own name tattooed on themselves???

Henlars67

People who refer to a football team from a different country as "we" or "us"

Celly Smunt

RayM wrote: »

Expression of right-wing opinions is usually a fairly good indicator. Although in fairness, some of them are just cunts.

In fairness not everyone who is right wing is a nazi saluting racist.

kowloon

Oranage2 wrote: »

A few of mine

- Grown men wearing sports jerseys (playing or at a football game is acceptable)
- People with their names tattooed to their arm
- People with a mac 3 hair cut and a beard
- men with pony tails

If I go bald and shave off the rest am I an idiot or is it only if I don't shave off my beard? I need to know the rules if I'm going to avoid this thing.

macgrub

The people who simply reply with "this country/government/system is a joke" instead of providing a logical, critical response when they don't agree with an article, column or statement.

Also, the people who believe we are becoming a 'third world' state, such as Haiti. They are more ignorant than being actual idiots though.

Oranage2

kowloon wrote: »

If I go bald and shave off the rest am I an idiot or is it only if I don't shave off my beard? I need to know the rules if I'm going to avoid this thing.

Okay I edited out to save hassle