are you mad?

pundy

well are you? do you ever stop, randomly, maybe during a conversation you get too excited about, or any reason and think "jesus i must be mad"???#

are you the girl who walks around singing out loud to herself walking her dog?
do you walk your pet cat?
what things do you do that make you stop afterwards and think "i'm mental"

The Backwards Man

I am perfectly sensible and normal and sane.

Itwasntme.

No. 1000% sane. It's everyone else that's crazy.

Karl Stein

Everyone is a little mad except psychiatrists.

The Backwards Man

Itwasntme. wrote: »

No. 1000% sane. It's everyone else that's crazy.

% only go to 100

You crazy lady!!

Peregrine

I'm not mad, what makes you think I'm mad? You're mad. I'm not mad.

Jesus. You with your accusations, I'm not mad!

Itwasntme.

The Backwards Man wrote: »

% only go to 100

You crazy lady!!

You have bought into the crazy people' talk Backwards Man. Percentages go as high as you feel is sufficient to illustrate whatever point you're making. In this case you're a billion percent wrong.

The Backwards Man

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Everyone is a little mad except psychiatrists.

Are they trying to tell you something ?
You're missing that one final screw
You're simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you haven't got a clue

This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree.

Peregrine

Itwasntme. wrote: »

You have bought into the crazy people' talk Backwards Man. Percentages go as high as you feel is sufficient to illustrate whatever point you're making. In this case you're a billion percent wrong.

I am 110% sure they only go up to 100.

kneemos

Depends what your yardstick is.

pundy

kneemos wrote: »

Depends what your yardstick is.

hahaha what's that? i've never heard that one before...

The Backwards Man

Itwasntme. wrote: »

You have bought into the crazy people' talk Backwards Man. Percentages go as high as you feel is sufficient to illustrate whatever point you're making. In this case you're a billion percent wrong.

That's 110% wrong.:p

the_syco

We both agree that we are sane... :pac:

kneemos

pundy wrote: »

hahaha what's that? i've never heard that one before...

You're crazy.

eug87

pundy wrote: »

well are you? do you ever stop, randomly, maybe during a conversation you get too excited about, or any reason and think "jesus i must be mad"???

The medication stopped all them thoughts hehehe:pac::pac:

whiskeyman

I reply to odd threads

The Backwards Man

whiskeyman wrote: »

I reply to odd threads

What about the even ones?

Pumpkinseeds

Has anyone seen my tinfoil hat anywhere?

Wacker The Attacker

yes you caaaant

I is facking proper mad you cant

ZeroBarry

Full blown conversations with myself comfort me, give me a sense of purpose and provide me with mentally stable objective reasoning skills that allow me to perform surgery on myself while swallowing a 20 box of smokes :rolleyes:

pundy

so from what i gather so far is that everyone is crazy, so nobody is if everyone is, right?

Ficheall

pundy wrote: »

are you the girl who walks around singing out loud to herself?

What's wrong with singing out loud to oneself?
I'm not a girl, mind, so if you were simply going for the "all women are insane" angle, and the singing and dog-walking were purely incidental, then I withdraw my objection.

gdawg87

I once decided to go for a walk with the dog. Put the lead on him and then put him in the car and drove off. I was about 2 miles down the road when I realized what I was doing...

The Backwards Man

pundy wrote: »

so from what i gather so far is that everyone is crazy, so nobody is if everyone is, right?

No, you're right, everyone is completely bonkers

pundy

Ficheall wrote: »

What's wrong with singing out loud to oneself?
I'm not a girl, mind, so if you were simply going for the "all women are insane" angle, and the singing and dog-walking were purely incidental, then I withdraw my objection.

purely incidental - carry on! :P

The Backwards Man

gdawg87 wrote: »

I once decided to go for a walk with the dog. Put the lead on him and then put him in the car and drove off. I was about 2 miles down the road when I realized what I was doing...

Driving?

pundy

The Backwards Man wrote: »

No, you're right, everyone is completely bonkers

but if bonkers/mad/mental/crazy is the norm for everyone, surely by not being mad means you are the mad one?!?

clearly i'm mad, but i'm not not mad, so maybe i'm not mad afterall...

Rented Mule

I know the voices aren't real, but man they come up with some great ideas.

gdawg87

yes I was driving the dog for a walk.. silly me!

The Backwards Man

gdawg87 wrote: »

yes I was driving the dog for a walk.. silly me!

Not that silly, you'd hardly expect the dog to drive would you?

stefan idiot jones

My friend once saw a brussel sprout riding a push bike.

super_furry

I make myself laugh a fair bit. I'll just be cycling or walking on my own somewhere with my thoughts running away with themselves and something funny will come into my head that'll have me laughing.

MonkieSocks

I'm not mad but my other personalities are

gdawg87

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Not that silly, you'd hardly expect the dog to drive would you?

No, but my intention was too walk him. Not put him in the car and drive him. I wasn't thinking

The Backwards Man

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

My friend once saw a brussel sprout riding a push bike.

But they don't have any feet?

stefan idiot jones

The Backwards Man wrote: »

But they don't have any feet?

It might of been freewheeling down hill ?

Ihatecuddles-old

Ah I'm definitely mental. I've done some things that should have me committed, only recently too

I'm on tablets now though, they're making me fairly sane

Ihatecuddles-old

This always make me smile

hairyprincess

I apologise to myself constantly, say if I'm typing on the phone or the puter and I type something wrongly, I'll say "oops sorry", or "**** no, sorry about that".

When my kids say something and one or more of the words remind me of a song, I'll start singing that song. For example, "mum its raining outside, will I take...." And I burst into a quick rendition of "its raining men"; they don't even get to finish their sentence.

Pretty certain these things classifies me as mad :P

NegativeCreep

super_furry wrote: »

I make myself laugh a fair bit. I'll just be cycling or walking on my own somewhere with my thoughts running away with themselves and something funny will come into my head that'll have me laughing.

I do this all the time. Especially on the bus. People think I'm crazy because I can't hold back my laughter. My mind is one funny cunt.

gdawg87

I've done some pretty mad things when I've been drinking, like I've came home from the pub, accidentally walked into a door and apologized to it... or closed a door too loud and told it to "Shhh"

shopaholic01

I think we all have a degree of madness, some of just make more of an effort to hide it.

Vicar in a tutu

I hate people that proudly exclaim ''I'm mad!!:) '' These are always the people that aren't a bit mad at all :rolleyes: The father stones of this world. What'll they do next:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Daveysil15

Madness is a lot like gravity. All it needs is a little push.

Caonima

pundy wrote: »

well are you? do you ever stop, randomly, maybe during a conversation you get too excited about, or any reason and think "jesus i must be mad"???

If a conversation is more than two people, I tend to zone out after a while and replay things from earlier in the day over in my head again and try to wonder what would've happened if I'd said or done something different. And then I'll zone back in, nodding all the while, and hope nobody's asked me a question.

Mariasofia

hairyprincess wrote: »

I apologise to myself constantly, say if I'm typing on the phone or the puter and I type something wrongly, I'll say "oops sorry", or "**** no, sorry about that".

When my kids say something and one or more of the words remind me of a song, I'll start singing that song. For example, "mum its raining outside, will I take...." And I burst into a quick rendition of "its raining men"; they don't even get to finish their sentence.

Pretty certain these things classifies me as mad :P

Oh my god I thought I was the only one that did that singing thing. I drive the kids mad with it but Id say its fairly normal. Isnt it?



I would get that apologising to yourself thing checked out though .

NuckingFacker

I'm typing this with my mickey, it popped out of my straitjacket. But, no, I'm not mad. Ever since I got wi-fi into my padded cell, I've been trying to prove it to the feckers via google messenger. They're not convinced, so I've decided to stop eating my own poo as a last ditch measure - if that doesn't work, I'm going to kill them all.. with my unicorn.

pharmaton

I think I'm mad but then I go online and realise everyone else is, it's comforting.

MadsL

I just tried to pour cream into the coffee bean section of my coffee machine so, yes, I may be going a little doolally.

Legs.Eleven

I'm just, like, so random?

kneemos

Well if you didn't have some flaws you'd be perfect and who wants to know that person.