Champagne Problems

I Heart Internet

What are your "champagne problems?" Do you have any?

For example:

"My wife's boobs are so big, we had to get rid of the trampoline."
"The new €100 note won't fit into my wallet."
"My 4th car won't fit in my garage so it's making the drive look cluttered."

The Backwards Man

Champagne tastes like bubbly sh1t.

super_furry

I have so many videogames, I can't pick one to play.

lemansky

Finding the correct air conditioning/electric blanket ratio.

Frosty McSnowballs

My dick is so big I cant wear my diamond encrusted fancy pants to Burger King

For Forks Sake

I Heart Internet wrote: »

What are your "champagne problems?" Do you have any?

For example:

"My wife's boobs are so big, we had to get rid of the trampoline."
"The new €100 note won't fit into my wallet."
"My 4th car won't fit in my garage so it's making the drive look cluttered."

Get thee to http://whitewhine.com. You'll find your issues pale in comparison t the real world issues on there

wazky

I ran over a fox and there is blood and bits of hair stuck to the bumper.

Those sort of problems?

Catari Jaguar

First world problems

Red Pepper

Your wife's boobs are the only good thing about this thread.

princess-lala

White whine thread really?

Frosty McSnowballs

princess-lala wrote: »

White whine thread really?

Really, a whine about the white whine thread?

Next

endacl

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

My dick is so big I cant wear my diamond encrusted fancy pants to Burger King

But you can wear them elsewhere?!? What's so special about Burger King?

I call shenanigans!

anncoates

When you're settling down for a nice beef vindaloo and chilled bottle of IPA on the couch, some hand wringer programme has to go and show pictures of starving kids in some Saharan village to wreck your buzz.

Frosty McSnowballs

endacl wrote: »

But you can wear them elsewhere?!? What's so special about Burger King?

I call shenanigans!

Damn it endacl!

Ok, ok, you got me!

Napper Hawkins

The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.

wazky

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.

Make sure you are guaranteed the ride before you leave the house would be my advice.

Mr Benevolent

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.

Unless you have a lisp and wear tight trousers, women and alcohol are an infinitely better choice than games and alcohol.

Ihatecuddles-old

Napper Hawkins wrote: »

The dilemma of whether to stay in tonight and get stoned and play video games or go over to my girlfriends place to get drunk and/or get the ride/get take away.

Get her to come over and suck you off while you play...

Cienciano

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Get her to come over and suck you off while you play...

I'd love to see her reaction when she gets that text message

magick

my butler is so over loaded with work he needs a butler

syklops

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Get her to come over and suck you off while you play...

I like your thinking.

biko

Whether to get a new yacht or a second Ferrari with my mod bonus this Christmas.

Frosty McSnowballs

biko wrote: »

Whether to get a new yacht or a second Ferrari with my mod bonus this Christmas.

Hmmm, why not both?

wazky

biko wrote: »

Whether to get a new yacht or a second Ferrari with my mod bonus this Christmas.

Don't forget, Mods get commission on bans they hand out.

Watch yourselves out there people!

BillyMitchel

I Heart Internet wrote: »

What are your "champagne problems?" Do you have any?

For example:

"My wife's boobs are so big, we had to get rid of the trampoline."
"The new €100 note won't fit into my wallet."
"My 4th car won't fit in my garage so it's making the drive look cluttered."

You know the drill, Pics or GTFO

smash

I've been invited for free dinner and drinks in a nice restaurant but I can't go because I have to pack and get to the airport for my sun holiday!

Ihatecuddles-old

smash wrote: »

I've been invited for free dinner and drinks in a nice restaurant but I can't go because I have to pack and get to the airport for my sun holiday!

Eat and drink on the plane.

And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??

BillyMitchel

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Eat and drink on the plane.

And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??

Play xbox really badly so we could hurry over to our GF's so we could throw a length in?!

shopaholic01

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Eat and drink on the plane.

And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??

You should really have an agony aunt forum here. There wouldn't be a dick left unsucked.

BillyMitchel

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You should really have an agony aunt forum here. There wouldn't be a dick left unsucked.

Depends on who's doing the sucking! :eek:

Frosty McSnowballs

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Depends on who's doing the sucking! :eek:

Hey billy....

I washed it specially for ya!

BillyMitchel

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Hey billy....

I washed it specially for ya!

All the little cheesy bits come off as well?

Frosty McSnowballs

BillyMitchel wrote: »

All the little cheesy bits come off as well?

Yeah but I saved them for you to take home.

See ya later buddy.

BillyMitchel

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Yeah but I saved them for you to take home.

See ya later buddy.

To smelly for me bro..

SV

This thread just got disgusting.

shopaholic01

SV wrote: »

This thread just got disgusting.

First world problem.

Napper Hawkins

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Unless you have a lisp and wear tight trousers, women and alcohol are an infinitely better choice than games and alcohol.

Weed and video games, drunk jiggy if green ain't involved.

CaraMay

I can't get my diamond ears out to clean them as the back of one of the earrings is stuck..

The shellac on my nails has chipped.

I'm too lazy to pack to go on holidays next week.

Napper Hawkins

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Eat and drink on the plane.

And get nappers girlfriend to suck you off during the flight. What would yis do without me??

Yo, it's 50 for one hour. Don't y'all be thinking this **** free yo.
Form an orderly queue.

Ladies first.

AlanS181824

Share your first world problems here, it'd be great seeing the "struggles" we all have to go through.

Haven't seen a thread like this so why not make one!

Okay so I'll start,
I have to use my 6 plug extension lead to extend my 8 plug extension lead so I can use the iPad in bed on charge.

Tough times eh? :pac:

andyman

Having to withdraw €50 from the ATM because it'll only allow me to withdraw in multiples of €50.

HerrScheisse

A weeping scab caused by the friction of an MP3 player while out jogging.

paddy147

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Share your first world problems here, it'd be great seeing the "struggles" we all have to go through.

Haven't seen a thread like this so why not make one!

Okay so I'll start,
I have to use my 6 plug extension lead to extend my 8 plug extension lead so I can use the iPad in bed on charge.

Tough times eh? :pac:

You dont have a girlfriend then????

Duff

I just got a text but my phones on charge on the other side of the room.

wazky

Went for a piss with the condom still on.

AlanS181824

paddy147 wrote: »

You dont have a girlfriend then????

Girlfriend? Nope never heard if that website...





....:pac:

AlanS181824

On another note: Champagne problems? I've geniunely never of that :L
Apologies for creating that First World Problems thread then.
Didn't realise twas already a thread dedicated to similar "Problems"

dr.bollocko

I have an ipad app to create memes but after hours has image tags switched off.

wil

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I have an ipad app to create memes but after hours has image tags switched off.

Yeah, seems to be something else up too.
Just tried listing my favourite bands

The
Pearl
Def

KKkitty

I have no credit on my modem so I have to use the touch site on my smartphone to post this.

lahalane

Having to walk the 500 yards to the Post Office to get my dole.