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Your last meal?

  • 06-08-2013 10:15pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭


    Its your last day on earth, you have been sentenced to the death penalty, what would be your last meal?

    big steak medium cooked, mountain o' mash, pepper sauce, side of peas and onions
    white magnum for dessert.
    that would be my last meal/way to my heart :)
    :pac::pac::pac:


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Pussy :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Something that will take ages to eat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    A Happy one. I know the toy can be hit or miss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Something that will take ages to eat.

    A whale. Seared lightly with a small salad on the side.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Something that will take ages to eat.

    My mams roast beef. Your jaw will be so sore from chewing you'll be hoping for death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    rotten eggs, raw fish, sour milk. leave them a little suprise in the chamber ;)
    and a diet coke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Something that would give me huge dose of the squirts, just as they pull the lever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Something Im really allergic to. Hopefully my throat will close and kill me before they can have the pleasure, or chance to do so. Just to take that one last thing away from them:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.

    You should be making Marks & Spencer's ads. This not just a big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Chicken and Curry Koka Noodles mixed together on toasted Brennan's batch heel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Archeron wrote: »
    You should be making Marks & Spencer's ads. This not just a big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.....

    Brilliant :) can't stop laughing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Cake with a file baked in it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Ortolan.

    *waits for onslaught*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Whatever John Coffey had in the Green Mile :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭SweepTheLeg


    A big dirty Kebab.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    @sweeptheleg lamb,chicken or female?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭Pang


    Black Pepper Squid (which must come from Saba)

    Medium rare fillet steak with garlic butter, creamy mash, carrots and parsnip (mashed with plenty of black pepper) and sweet potato crisps.

    Banoffi pie.

    Petits fours in the form of macaroons!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Ortolan.

    *waits for onslaught*


    Thats just cruel :mad:




















    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ortolan :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    A few handfuls of Prozac.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,364 ✭✭✭washiskin


    A big plate of Egg & Chips with a side of Tea, Bread & Butter & polished off with a big helping of Jelly & Ice Cream.
    (runny egg, crispy chips, fresh Spicers's white pan with Kerrygold & raspberry jelly with vanilla ice cream)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭SweepTheLeg


    IrishLad90 wrote: »
    @sweeptheleg lamb,chicken or female?

    A big greasy lamb kebab. But this time i wouldn't be saving half for breakfast the next morning :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    Fugu prepared by an amateur sushi chef!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    Thats just cruel :mad:


    D

    Tell that to Monsieur Mitterrand :P

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5223077


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Steak, chips, garlic bread, pepper sauce. Large bottle of Dr. Pepper.

    Followed on by a bowl of strawberries with vanilla ice cream and a cup of black coffee.

    If that wouldn't prepare you for Old Sparky, I don't know what would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Donor Kebab with Taco Fries.

    If I'm going out, I'm going to make sure I make an awful stink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭somegirl2009


    Mc Chicken sandwich meal from MacDonalds :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Revenge - A dish best served cold .....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Give me a roast duck cooked inside a roast turkey cooked inside a roast pig cooked inside a roast deer cooked inside a camel cooked inside a giraffe.
    And a diet coke

    Camel and giraffe is also roasted :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    Give me a roast duck cooked inside a roast turkey cooked inside a roast pig cooked inside a roast deer cooked inside a camel cooked inside a giraffe.
    And a diet coke

    That reminds me of the American dish Turducken,
    I defo want to try it before I die!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    My username :pac:

    That would be disgusting, nah I'd have some big pizza, like a megawheel or xl megawheel, and make it a meal, with a diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Crab claws in garlic to start.
    Then
    A steak from McCormack and schmitts.... Rare, chips, mushroom sauce salad...yum

    Wish it were now :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    A Kfc bucket of chicken and fries
    Bacon and egg butty
    Two custard slices from marks and spencers
    An apache pizza

    Packet of smokes as well :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,282 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Chateaubriand, Potato Gratin, a tub of Cherry Garcia and a large bottle of Vanilla Coke with loads of ice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭Belle E. Flops


    Christmas Dinner - roast potatoes, turkey, stuffing, gravy, carrots and parsnips, cabbage and Brussels sprouts.

    And a nice bottle of red wine.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    45 streaky rashers, ill kill myself thanks

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    A wild camel and a jar of beetroot .Served by Bree Olson.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Fried crows accompanied by liquidised dead rats.

    I'm living up to my username.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    mattjack wrote: »
    A wild camel and a jar of beetroot .Served by Bree Olson.


    uuuughhh

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭ALiasEX


    Body parts of myself that aren't needed to stay alive and a Big Mac meal including chocolate milkshake.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    Something Im really allergic to. Hopefully my throat will close and kill me before they can have the pleasure, or chance to do so. Just to take that one last thing away from them:)

    http://www.lolbombs.com/images/doubt-itbitches-1534.png


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    gigantic plate of chicken curry and rice, spicy, with tonnes of vegetables, and basmati rice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    A large slice of Humble Pie. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    anyone who orders salad for their last meal should be beaten with electric cattle prods.....or commended for completely taking the piss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 outrageous


    Steak and Chips, I good big expensive rib eye steak with a **** load of McCains oven chips...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,612 ✭✭✭bassy


    Snack box and coke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Steak, potato dauphinoise and garlic green beans with loads of diet coke.

    Followed by chocolate saucy sponge pudding and a bag of galaxy minstrels with a big glass of milk.

    I'm so hungry now!


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