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Your last meal?

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  • 06-08-2013 11:15pm
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    IrishLad90
    Registered Users Posts: 849 ✭✭✭


    Its your last day on earth, you have been sentenced to the death penalty, what would be your last meal?

    big steak medium cooked, mountain o' mash, pepper sauce, side of peas and onions
    white magnum for dessert.
    that would be my last meal/way to my heart :)
    :pac::pac::pac:


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.


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    KTRIC
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    Pussy :P


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    PizzamanIRL
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    Something that will take ages to eat.


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    Banjo String
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    A Happy one. I know the toy can be hit or miss.


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    Kovu
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    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Something that will take ages to eat.

    A whale. Seared lightly with a small salad on the side.


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Something that will take ages to eat.

    My mams roast beef. Your jaw will be so sore from chewing you'll be hoping for death.


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    IrishLad90
    Registered Users Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    rotten eggs, raw fish, sour milk. leave them a little suprise in the chamber ;)
    and a diet coke


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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Something that would give me huge dose of the squirts, just as they pull the lever.


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    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Something Im really allergic to. Hopefully my throat will close and kill me before they can have the pleasure, or chance to do so. Just to take that one last thing away from them:)


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    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,242 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.

    You should be making Marks & Spencer's ads. This not just a big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.....


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    anncoates
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    Chicken and Curry Koka Noodles mixed together on toasted Brennan's batch heel.


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    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    Archeron wrote: »
    You should be making Marks & Spencer's ads. This not just a big lump of ham and a sh*teload of cabbage.....

    Brilliant :) can't stop laughing!


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    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Cake with a file baked in it.


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Ortolan.

    *waits for onslaught*


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    RikkFlair
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Whatever John Coffey had in the Green Mile :(


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    SweepTheLeg
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭SweepTheLeg


    A big dirty Kebab.


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    #18
    IrishLad90
    Registered Users Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    @sweeptheleg lamb,chicken or female?


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    Pang
    Registered Users Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭Pang


    Black Pepper Squid (which must come from Saba)

    Medium rare fillet steak with garlic butter, creamy mash, carrots and parsnip (mashed with plenty of black pepper) and sweet potato crisps.

    Banoffi pie.

    Petits fours in the form of macaroons!


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    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Ortolan.

    *waits for onslaught*


    Thats just cruel :mad:




















    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Ortolan :D


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    Hownowcow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    A few handfuls of Prozac.


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    washiskin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,362 ✭✭✭washiskin


    A big plate of Egg & Chips with a side of Tea, Bread & Butter & polished off with a big helping of Jelly & Ice Cream.
    (runny egg, crispy chips, fresh Spicers's white pan with Kerrygold & raspberry jelly with vanilla ice cream)


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    SweepTheLeg
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭SweepTheLeg


    IrishLad90 wrote: »
    @sweeptheleg lamb,chicken or female?

    A big greasy lamb kebab. But this time i wouldn't be saving half for breakfast the next morning :/


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    elfy4eva
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    Fugu prepared by an amateur sushi chef!


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    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    Thats just cruel :mad:


    D

    Tell that to Monsieur Mitterrand :P

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5223077


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    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Steak, chips, garlic bread, pepper sauce. Large bottle of Dr. Pepper.

    Followed on by a bowl of strawberries with vanilla ice cream and a cup of black coffee.

    If that wouldn't prepare you for Old Sparky, I don't know what would.


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    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Donor Kebab with Taco Fries.

    If I'm going out, I'm going to make sure I make an awful stink.


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    somegirl2009
    Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭somegirl2009


    Mc Chicken sandwich meal from MacDonalds :)


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    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Revenge - A dish best served cold .....


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    dodderangler
    Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Give me a roast duck cooked inside a roast turkey cooked inside a roast pig cooked inside a roast deer cooked inside a camel cooked inside a giraffe.
    And a diet coke

    Camel and giraffe is also roasted :)


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    elfy4eva
    Registered Users Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    dodderangler wrote: »
    Give me a roast duck cooked inside a roast turkey cooked inside a roast pig cooked inside a roast deer cooked inside a camel cooked inside a giraffe.
    And a diet coke

    That reminds me of the American dish Turducken,
    I defo want to try it before I die!!


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