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Does masturbation contribute to muscle growth

  • 02-08-2013 7:25pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭


    Okay, for a guy, when we w**nk does our arm muscle or hand muscle grow??, because I cannot count the amount of times I did it
    For girls when ye f**nger, same question applied, do ye gain muscle or see any difference ??
    Thanks
    P.S. Sorry if this is the wrong forum, I could not find one relating to sex education


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,881 ✭✭✭TimeToShine


    Yes my right arm. is significantly more vascular and defined than my left. This is why you need to learn alternation from a young age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭hawkelady


    I'd say your right cause that lad with the muscles on tallafornia was the biggest wan#er I've ever seen !!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    hawkelady wrote: »
    I'd say your right cause that lad with the muscles on tallafornia was the biggest wan#er I've ever seen !!!

    Tell me about, I hate him, he thinks he is so hard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    This is not going to have a happy ending. In before the lock, as they say :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    chughes wrote: »
    This is not going to have a happy ending. In before the lock, as they say :)

    Is this not appropriate, I just wanted an answer that is all, if there is anything wrong with this thread, please mods pm me so I can tell ye to close it
    Thanks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    loonaric wrote: »
    Okay, for a guy, when we w**nk does our arm muscle or hand muscle grow??, because I cannot count the amount of times I did it
    For girls when ye f**nger, same question applied, do ye gain muscle or see any difference ??
    Thanks
    P.S. Sorry if this is the wrong forum, I could not find one relating to sex education

    lol, even if there was a sex ed. forum , I doubt this qualifies as education!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 747 ✭✭✭littleredspot


    loonaric wrote: »
    Is this not appropriate, I just wanted an answer that is all, if there is anything wrong with this thread, please mods pm me so I can tell ye to close it
    Thanks
    You're new around here I guess...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,003 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    muscle growth is due to resistance ... youd want to be pulling hard to get the expansion in mass


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    You're new around here I guess...

    Yeah, my friend introduced me to this website, said it would help with my studying


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    loonaric wrote: »
    Is this not appropriate, I just wanted an answer that is all, if there is anything wrong with this thread, please mods pm me so I can tell ye to close it
    Thanks

    You have to print "close thread" in large print.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    muscle growth is due to resistance ... youd want to be pulling hard to get the expansion in mass

    Ahhh, you are so sick minded, omg that is just gross, why did you have to say that ??
    ''pulling hard''
    Man...... :eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    loonaric wrote: »
    Tell me about, I hate him, he thinks he is so hard

    Hehe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    loonaric wrote: »
    Okay, for a guy, when we w**nk does our arm muscle or hand muscle grow?

    What does winking have to do with arm muscles?!?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    close thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,633 ✭✭✭TheBody


    loonaric wrote: »
    Yeah, my friend introduced me to this website, said it would help with my studying

    What the hell are you studying that you need to know if pulling your nob will contribute to muscle growth???!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    TheBody wrote: »
    What the hell are you studying that you need to know if pulling your nob will contribute to muscle growth???!!

    Leaving cert, he said that there is loads of them lurking here, and we could share ideas and tips.
    This thread was created because I was curious


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    loonaric wrote: »
    For girls when ye f**nger, same question applied, do ye gain muscle or see any difference ??
    Its OK to use the word 'finger', by the way.

    Finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger!

    See?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    TheBody wrote: »
    What the hell are you studying that you need to know if pulling your nob will contribute to muscle growth???!!
    loonaric wrote: »
    Leaving cert, said that there is loads of them lurking here, and we could share ideas and tips.
    This thread was created because I was curious

    School certainly has changed since I was there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    loonaric wrote: »
    Leaving cert, said that there is loads of them lurking here, and we could share ideas and tips.
    This thread was created because I was curious

    Studying in August eh? good man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    loonaric wrote: »
    Leaving cert, he said that there is loads of them lurking here, and we could share ideas and tips.
    This thread was created because I was curious



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    loonaric wrote: »
    Leaving cert, he said that there is loads of them lurking here, and we could share ideas and tips.
    This thread was created because I was curious

    What would this be an idea and/or tip for? **** or bodybuilding?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    Chucken wrote: »
    School certainly has changed since I was there.

    no, I mean as in studying wise, this has nothing to do with study just out of curiosity, I thought since in after house people share their ideas, I shared my curiosity


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    endacl wrote: »
    What would this be an idea and/or tip for? **** or bodybuilding?

    bit a' both I suppose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    loonaric wrote: »
    bit a' both I suppose

    Measure your forearm circumference. Go have a ****. Measure again. There's your answer.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    endacl wrote: »
    Its OK to use the word 'finger', by the way.

    Finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger!

    See?

    I see, so in how many hours will it be till you get banned ??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    endacl wrote: »
    Measure your forearm circumference. Go have a ****. Measure again. There's your answer.

    Well I pulled some weight's now and again, so I doubt that will work.
    My forearm, increased mostly because of weights, so I guess the answer to my thread is a 'no' ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    What else you curious about??

    we'll help you.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    What else you curious about??

    we'll help you.

    Can you show me some cool boards.ie tricks
    Like, is there any fun things to do here ??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    Do my legs get a good work out everytime i squat for a shíte?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    What else you curious about??

    we'll help you.

    Show him how to take the piss he's useless at it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    OH no no no , scratch the comment of what I said about cool tricks, that be some other time.
    I read a copy of fifty shades of grey and I found no *** scene ???!!!!
    I mean I just flipped pages until I found any exclaims or well, lets put it this way, 'ooohhh'
    Have any of ye read it, if so what pages are the interesting ones ??
    I am not a perv or anything it is just that so many of my friends say that book is so amazing and some say it inapropriate, I want to see how it is inapropriate


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    Do my legs get a good work out everytime i squat for a shíte?????

    well no, because it is only 1 rep, in w****g you keep going until.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    loonaric wrote: »
    OH no no no , scratch the comment of what I said about cool tricks, that be some other time.
    I read a copy of fifty shades of grey and I found no *** scene ???!!!!
    I mean I just flipped pages until I found any exclaims or well, lets put it this way, 'ooohhh'
    Have any of ye read it, if so what pages are the interesting ones ??
    I am not a perv or anything it is just that so many of my friends say that book is so amazing and some say it inapropriate, I want to see how it is inapropriate

    You'll have to read all the book to get the "story".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Jeez, it's like reading hormones on this thread.

    ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    loonaric wrote: »
    Can you show me some cool boards.ie tricks
    Like, is there any fun things to do here ??

    Fun things? Yeah loads.

    Starts some threads on abortion, the dole, Australia, track-suits. Give us your opinion and we'll have loads and loads of fun.

    Tricks? Email one of the mods with over a 10,000 post count and ask them for a nude photo and they'll ask you for a password. Password is dafuqyouonabout.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    From the looks of it and being a part of the site for nearly a month I say, there does not seem to be many ladies here, mostly men
    What happened ??
    or why is this the case,


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    Chucken wrote: »
    You'll have to read all the book to get the "story".

    I don't have time for that.
    I say you read it, just tell me the scene when they are in bed or something, I want to see is it really dirty or just some crap


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    Fun things? Yeah loads.

    Starts some threads on abortion, the dole, Australia, track-suits. Give us your opinion and we'll have loads and loads of fun.

    Tricks? Email one of the mods with over a 10,000 post count and ask them for a nude photo and they'll ask you for a password. Password is dafuqyouonabout.

    The threads part, I do not think I can do that, because I read the rules and I think that will go under 'spamming'
    the emailing the mods, lol I would love to do that, but then that be 'gay'
    nothing wrong with gay it is just that.....
    I won't feel comfortable seeing another man naked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    loonaric wrote: »
    I don't have time for that.
    I say you read it, just tell me the scene when they are in bed or something, I want to see is it really dirty or just some crap


    Ah you see, they dont actually go to bed very often.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    loonaric wrote: »
    From the looks of it and being a part of the site for nearly a month I say, there does not seem to be many ladies here, mostly men
    What happened ??
    or why is this the case

    Now the pieces are all falling into place! You weren't curious about anything... you just wanted to hear girls talking about playing with themselves :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    loonaric wrote: »
    well no, because it is only 1 rep, in w****g you keep going until.....

    Well sometimes when its real messy, you have to get up and back down a few times to make sure all is clean with your wiping,

    so i'd be doing about 3-4 sets of 5 or so reps.

    Maybe more when the toilet gets blocked and i resume my position after the unblocking phase.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    Now the pieces are all falling into place! You weren't curious about anything... you just wanted to hear girls talking about playing with themselves :pac:

    I swear to God, I did not plan to do that, I just was curious, because one of my mates who is a girl, she used to be on it but she said that there were not that many girls to talk to or have a chat, it was I think during 07 or 08 and she left it.
    And about the feeling part, I am not a perv, or sick minded person
    I hate to even think about that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Elbaston




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    Okay, I am going to eat dinner, I will be back at 12


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭loonaric


    0ph0rce0 wrote: »
    Well sometimes when its real messy, you have to get up and back down a few times to make sure all is clean with your wiping,

    so i'd be doing about 3-4 sets of 5 or so reps.

    Maybe more when the toilet gets blocked and i resume my position after the unblocking phase.

    Yeah but that is rarely, research shows that averagely a man w**nks 3 times a day, so I say that is loads


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    kneemos wrote: »
    You have to print "close thread" in large print.

    And you have to shout 'CLOSE THREAD' at your monitor too. It's all based on voice recognition, and what-have-you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    loonaric wrote: »
    Okay, I am going to eat dinner, I will be back at 12

    Ok :D

    What are you having?

    Have a read of this when you get back. Its the sexiest thing on Boards ;)

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=62753799&postcount=18


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    endacl wrote: »
    Its OK to use the word 'finger', by the way.

    Finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger, finger!

    See?

    The best bit was when you said finger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭0ph0rce0


    loonaric wrote: »
    Okay, I am going to eat dinner, I will be back at 12

    3 Hours of dinner???

    I'd take your computer to the jacks with you if i were you.


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