I've never been more in shock

EdenHazard

this French girl I know came out with what I think might be the most outrageous comment in the history of mankind. Her words;

I know this might seem weird but for foreigners, we find the scumbag accent very attractive

OMG suddenly the world is not what I once thought.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

EdenHazard wrote: »

this French girl I know came out with what I think might be the most outrageous comment in the history of mankind. Her words;

OMG suddenly the world is not what I once thought.

She should hear it speaking Irish...

SV

is the scumbag accent the inner city dub accent?

it is isn't it?

hatrickpatrick

Ah leave it ouuuuuuuu

EdenHazard

SV wrote: »

is the scumbag accent the inner city dub accent?

it is isn't it?

Yup, she was like they find the harsh sounds of it, nice to a foreign English speakers ears. Swiftly moved to delete and block her after this comment.

The Backwards Man

I don't believe you. You just made that up didn't you?

becost

Wait till she's up the duff and the scumbag is denying responsibility and wants nothing to do with her. Let see how attractive she finds it then.

anncoates

EdenHazard wrote: »

this French girl I know came out with what I think might be the most outrageous comment in the history of mankind. Her words;

OMG suddenly the world is not what I once thought.

Did you ever consider publishing the multifold output of your mind in book or even pamphlet form?

It just seems wasted being expressed via the transient medium of interminable short lived threads.

Tombo2001

at least its an accent......more than you can say for a lot Irish people

OneArt

Well the French accent isn't exactly nice either, so maybe it's that.

EdenHazard

becost wrote: »

Wait till she's up the duff and the scumbag is denying responsibility and wants nothing to do with her. Let see how attractive she finds it then.

Well yeah but when I say 'scumbag' accent I mean the typical 'Dub' accent.

shruikan2553

Imagine the children, cultured scumbags wearing berets "ah ici, laissez-leeeee"

Gummy Panda

Collin Farrell has a lot of answer for.


"ITS BLEEDIN DELISH"

EdenHazard

That's the thing, the girl is such a cultured French girl as well. So hot, I have horrible visions of her getting with some nack in a McKenzie trackie.

Frosty McSnowballs

What did the OP say?

I've got him on ignore.........was it thread worthy or just his usual?

miamee

EdenHazard wrote: »

Well yeah but when I say 'scumbag' accent I mean the typical 'Dub' accent.

How could "scumbag" be an accent anyway, ffs?
Someone finds a Dublin accent attractive so you started a thread about it? :rolleyes:

EdenHazard

I'm guessing though this goes against common peoples perception. I for one would have thought cultured mainland Europeans would be horrified by these sorts.

Duckworth_Luas

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Imagine the children, cultured scumbags wearing berets "ah ici, laissez-leeeee"

Antho, wher-ez me baguette et mes gauloise?

miamee

EdenHazard wrote: »

I'm guessing though this goes against common peoples perception. I for one would have thought cultured mainland Europeans would be horrified by these sorts.

People from Dublin sorts?

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

"How do you know he was Spanish? Or a sailor? He could've been a Pakistani postman if you were that drunk!

EdenHazard

miamee wrote: »

People from Dublin sorts?

I'm from Dublin...the good part!

PizzamanIRL

EdenHazard wrote: »

Swiftly moved to delete and block her after this comment.

And make a thread about it to talk and think about it some more.

EdenHazard

Well that's not true I didn't. She's too hot to delete, but it did cross my mind.

oldyouth

I'm shocked that an Irish male would use OMG

This country is knackered

Duckworth_Luas

EdenHazard wrote: »

I'm guessing though this goes against common peoples perception. I for one would have thought cultured mainland Europeans would be horrified by these sorts.

Does she like CDs of whale "songs" or the BBC sound effects library? Maybe she just likes odd random grunts?

becost

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I don't believe you. You just made that up didn't you?

Well spotted. Took me a bit longer...

hollster2

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Antho, wher-ez me baguette et mes gauloise?

Pmsl oh ive tears in my eyes laughing so much

biko

OneArt wrote: »

Well the French accent isn't exactly nice either, so maybe it's that.

Maybe she's from Marseilles (scummy capital of France)?

Almaviva

EdenHazard wrote: »

OMG suddenly the world is not what I once thought.

Where were you when O'Driscoll was dropped for the third test ?

am i bovvered

A French friend once told me that if he wants to pick a girl up in Paris he puts on a knacker accent using broken French.... They love it !!!

Aidric

EdenHazard wrote: »

this French girl I know came out with what I think might be the most outrageous comment in the history of mankind. Her words;

OMG suddenly the world is not what I once thought.

In response to you?

EdenHazard

like a nacker french accent like something out of la haine or your french mate impersonates anto from ballymun?

EdenHazard

Aidric wrote: »

In response to you?

?

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup

better reinstall windows, can't see any pics of french girl OP

The King of Moo

EdenHazard wrote: »

That's the thing, the girl is such a cultured French girl as well. So hot, I have horrible visions of her getting with some nack in a McKenzie trackie.

EdenHazard wrote: »

this French girl I know came out with what I think might be the most outrageous comment in the history of mankind. Her words;

OMG suddenly the world is not what I once thought.

OMG, this girl, like, doesn't judge people based on their accent and clothes? I'm like, what's wrong with her, I thought the French were meant to be all snooty?

Sandypants

shes a well brought up french girl liking a bit of rough... sure we've all been there...briefly!!

Chucken

EdenHazard wrote: »

Yup, she was like they find the harsh sounds of it, nice to a foreign English speakers ears. Swiftly moved to delete and block her after this comment.

See, its all lies.....lies!!

EdenHazard wrote: »

Well that's not true I didn't. She's too hot to delete, but it did cross my mind.

So, what would you rate her out of 10?

EdenHazard

8/10 honestly, she's a stunner. Probably the most naturally good looking girl I know and easily hottest girl I've been with.

Duckworth_Luas

Random encounter, O'Connell Street Dublin.

Amélie : Bonjour monsieur, ou est le piscine?

Deco : Da wha luv?

Amélie : Le piscine? Mmmmm! Splish, splash!

Deco : Ya can go an piscine aroun' da corner dere luv!

Amélie ::eek: Je t'aime, oui je t'aime! Baise-moi!

Duck's hoop

EdenHazard wrote: »

8/10 honestly, she's a stunner. Probably the most naturally good looking girl I know and easily hottest girl I've been with.

I shouldn't bother really, but aside from 'naturally good looking', what other categories of good looking are there?

Chucken

EdenHazard wrote: »

8/10 honestly, she's a stunner. Probably the most naturally good looking girl I know and easily hottest girl I've been with.

Hook, line and sinker!

Oh Eden..when will you learn to stop rating women?

efb

Ah heyer leave it out!

An aside there was a junkie bollock naked on the quays this eve throwing runners in the liffey...

SherlockWatson

EdenHazard wrote: »

I'm from Dublin...the good part!

Ha!


There is no good part of Dublin.

EdenHazard wrote: »

8/10 honestly, she's a stunner. Probably the most naturally good looking girl I know and easily hottest girl I've been with.

I thought you were into dudes myself.

The King of Moo

I rate this thread 3/10. It's probably the most naturally cringeworthy thread I've ever been with, with like just the right amount of neediness and like insecure attention-seeking.

Overall, one of Eden's weaker efforts.

tritium

Tombo2001 wrote: »

at least its an accent......more than you can say for a lot Irish people

Because not having an accent is such a stain on your character......

wilkie2006

I'd rather have an inner city accent than a faux-American, southside Dublin one.

...guess I'd just prefer to sound like a "scumbag" more than I'd like to sound like a cunt.

SherlockWatson

Tombo2001 wrote: »

at least its an accent......more than you can say for a lot Irish people

Well that's just silly.

Every Irish person has some kind of accent.

Apocalypto Panther

Chucken wrote: »

Hook, line and sinker!

Oh Eden..when will you learn to stop rating women?

When he finds himself in your fantasy land. In the real world there is a general scale of attractiveness. But don't let me burst your bubble.

Duckworth_Luas

Apocalypto Panther wrote: »

When he finds himself in your fantasy land. In the real world there is a general scale of attractiveness. But don't let me burst your bubble.

You were class in that movie. What's Mel really like?

Sinfonia

je swee basturdz

Chucken

Apocalypto Panther wrote: »

When he finds himself in your fantasy land. In the real world there is a general scale of attractiveness. But don't let me burst your bubble.

Where did you pop up from?