Men - Pubic Hair - Wild, Tidy or Bald?

ShiverinEskimo

What it says on the tin. Conversation with friends resulted in us wondering about the statistics.

Do you manage your pubic hair?

dodderangler

Rid of it all.

Jester252

Wild. To mich effort to keep it in check

bumper234

Trimmed with highlights and a side parting for the WOW factor

gramar

Wild but the occasional trim mainly in summer.

Dravokivich

Is their a default option? The only thing I do with'em is scratch every now and then.

Smiles35

Wild! All my hair is connected. Mine links up with my chest hair, then my neck and beard. Then this all merges with my uni-brow.

Uriel.

tidy like an igloo

mutley18

Shave the whole lot off every couple of months. It is a real hassle, especially the gooch. I was wondering could I just rub hair removal cream down there Inbetweeners style? Or in the real world would this result in third degree burns?!

biko

That's for me to know and for you to not know.

NothingMan

Short back and sides with a little length on top. basically my balls look like my head.

SEPT 23 1989

I get shorn in the Spring

bumper234

mutley18 wrote: »

Shave the whole lot off every couple of months. It is a real hassle, especially the gooch. I was wondering could I just rub hair removal cream down there Inbetweeners style? Or in the real world would this result in third degree burns?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Don't do that.....read this....scroll down to the comments section!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/health-beauty/dp/B000KKNQBK

Son Of A Vidic

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Do you manage your pubic hair?

Do you?

Duggy747

I shave mine off, stick the hairs together and, hey presto, economic brillo pads.

Times are tough

gramar

Duggy747 wrote: »

I shave mine off, stick the hairs together and, hey presto, economic brillo pads.

Times are tough

Not as tough as your pubes if you're able to use them as brillo pads!

1ZRed

Only trim, never ever shave.

Shaving is for pussies

Karl Stein

I'm bald. Completely bald.

Yours hairlessly,

Al O'Peesha.

mutley18

bumper234 wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Don't do that.....read this....scroll down to the comments section!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/health-beauty/dp/B000KKNQBK

Thank you for saving me, that's your good deed done for the day! That comments section also gave me a good laugh:

" Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) "

Quin_Dub

bumper234 wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Don't do that.....read this....scroll down to the comments section!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/health-beauty/dp/B000KKNQBK

Those comments are hysterical - I was in tears of laughter...Worth a thread all on their own...

Brilliant.

Drift

bumper234 wrote: »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Don't do that.....read this....scroll down to the comments section!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/health-beauty/dp/B000KKNQBK

Funniest thing I've read in years!

Pang

Brilliant read!

ShiverinEskimo

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Do you?

Yep. Trimmed, not shaved.

MonkstownHoop

as nature intended

becost

Grey highlights for me these days...

ElvisChrist6

Out of curiosity a while back, I tried shaving my pubes, just to see what it's like and why people do it. Half way through I gave up and ended up with a Clive Anderson, bald in the middle. Really not worth the bother and it was itchy. It doesn't even look better.


... Plus pubes are great for playing with when you're just sitting around.

godwin

My missus won't go near me unless it tidy , she said shes not into "loose tobacco"

starWave

Trimmed with a special trimmer for body hair. Not sure how its different than a face trimmer, but anyways.

Shaved it for a while, as that's what was expected by the American girlfriend at the time. Apparently its the norm with the yanks. Trimmer is way handier though. Funnily enough, Irish women don't seem to care either way. Or they don't know that it would be more pleasant down there if it was trimmed.

Duff

0 blade all over.

Celly Smunt

Trim above,shave the scruff on the balls etc.

mutley18

mutley18 wrote: »

Shave the whole lot off every couple of months. It is a real hassle, especially the gooch. I was wondering could I just rub hair removal cream down there Inbetweeners style? Or in the real world would this result in third degree burns?!

sorry to bother you, but whats a gooch??

Celly Smunt

Jake1 wrote: »

sorry to bother you, but whats a gooch??

Its your barse.The space between your balls and arse.

NothingMan

Jake1 wrote: »

sorry to bother you, but whats a gooch??

That awkward bit to shave between your balls and your arse, aka barse.

bumper234

But on a woman it's known as the chin rest

Celly Smunt

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Its your barse.The space between your balls and arse.

you're Barse?? really? you call it that?? oh jesus im in crease's laughing at this thread loose tobacco and barse's..

:D:D

becost

becost wrote: »

Grey highlights for me these days...

you need this


http://www.shopinprivate.com/smbicopuhady.html

CobraClan

I give it a one all over every few months, gave it a raw blade about a year ago, never again, my nuts where tearing of me for about two weeks, I was literately climbing the walls. It felt like I had a hedgehog in my jocks!

Cody Pomeray

How about a nice plait?

becost wrote: »

Grey highlights for me these days...

Is that true or a myth?

If eyebrows don't tend to change colour, does that mean pubes don't either?

suicide_circus

i shaved it off and got a tattoo of Marty Morrissey's head directly above my junk.

PhlegmyMoses

I usually go for the Bobby Charlton combover.

Christ the Redeemer

I want the ladies to look at my lad and get confused. Is it Mr Magoo? it's possible.

shave that ****.

bumper234

Shave and get the Pinnocchio tattoo


http://www.google.ie/search?site=&source=hp&ei=Ca_yUZO4OcmL7AbqvoDYAw&q=the+pinocchio+tattoo&oq=the+pinnochio+tat&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.30i10.2564.11539.0.13030.20.18.1.1.1.0.346.3638.2j7j8j1.18.0....0...1c.1j4.22.mobile-gws-hp..1.19.3382.JEA5jQ4o2ps#biv=i%7C0%3Bd%7CtWLQRFG_76jaMM%3A

I just cant get barse out of my head now...:pac:

when my other half gets home, Im going to grab him and say.' lemme feel your barse'

Spike Witwicky

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

Is that true or a myth?

If eyebrows don't tend to change colour, does that mean pubes don't either?

Its true. And eyebrows can go grey too

oldyouth

dodderangler wrote: »

Rid of it all.

Do you not think it looks like a turkey in a butcher's window at Christmas like that?

Cody Pomeray

bumper234 wrote: »

Shave and get the Pinnocchio tattoo


http://www.google.ie/search?site=&source=hp&ei=Ca_yUZO4OcmL7AbqvoDYAw&q=the+pinocchio+tattoo&oq=the+pinnochio+tat&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.30i10.2564.11539.0.13030.20.18.1.1.1.0.346.3638.2j7j8j1.18.0....0...1c.1j4.22.mobile-gws-hp..1.19.3382.JEA5jQ4o2ps#biv=i%7C0%3Bd%7CtWLQRFG_76jaMM%3A

At least it's not as much a turn off as uterus tattoo

Possibly NSFW

bumper234

Cody Pomeray wrote: »

At least it's not as much a turn off as uterus tattoo

Possibly NSFW

I know it's a uterus but damn that looks like a some sort of mad demented anorexic cross eyed goat or something.

TheGunns

Shave as soon as it starts to grow(so every couple of days), have done for the last few years. The thought of wildness now sickens me :P

Galwayguy35

Shave the sack and keep the rest trimmed.

Like the "landing strip" look on a woman although one of my exes used to wax the lot.

truebluesac

Has to be manscaped . Cant be dealing with a ladys wild bush so would expect them to either

GalwayGuy2

Shave. Just simpler than trimming, and I like the look. Although, I don't have ape legs, so it looks well.

It's never itched with me tbh. And I do with a disposable razor in the shower :P