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Diy swimming pool ideas

  • 20-07-2013 11:37pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭


    I need ideas for a diy pool my kids are driving me mad i can't get one anywhere all sold out i am even thinking of digging a hole in the garden and using the pollytunnel plastic its So hot help.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    fill a bin with water


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    Do you have a garden hose ? or water guns/ jugs , anything that can be filled with water and thrown at each other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭5T3PH3N


    Order a skip and fill it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Has anyone ever been so far hot as to water kids not usual way? If so, how to cool kids angry heat?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭11Charlie11


    cassid wrote: »
    Do you have a garden hose ? or water guns/ jugs , anything that can be filled with water and thrown at each other.

    Don't think the council will be happy with that! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,040 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    keith16 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever been so far hot as to water kids not usual way? If so, how to cool kids angry heat?

    What? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,002 ✭✭✭Seedy Arling


    keith16 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever been so far hot as to water kids not usual way? If so, how to cool kids angry heat?

    wat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    keith16 wrote: »
    Has anyone ever been so far hot as to water kids not usual way? If so, how to cool kids angry heat?

    Too much sun Keith! Go lie down!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Build a pool.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,959 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    I need ideas for a diy pool my kids are driving me mad i can't get one anywhere all sold out i am even thinking of digging a hole in the garden and using the pollytunnel plastic its So hot help.

    That'll be a great idea, but what ya gonna do wit it for the remaining 50 weeks of the year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭karl tyrrell


    IM0 wrote: »
    fill a bin with water

    Three kids and a dog in a wheelie bin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Just buy a load of water balloons and f*ck them at your kids for a few hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭karl tyrrell


    scudzilla wrote: »
    That'll be a great idea, but what ya gonna do wit it for the remaining 50 weeks of the year?

    Probably go in to the equatic plant business feck off i don't care about the rest of the year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid




  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    meoklmrk91 wrote: »

    feckin love that!! Now who has any hay bales for sale???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Argos sell suitcases - you could buy ten and sew them together, then line them with plastic and make them into a segmented pool...or they also sell pools...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,040 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Jake1 wrote: »
    feckin love that!! Now who has any hay bales for sale???

    Are you mad??? First decent hay-making summer in a decade, and you want them to sell them for swimming pools???

    Not to mention that the poor moo-cows are starving again now that the sun is shining (relentlessly) and the grass is burning.....

    You gotta feel sorry for the farmers (or at least the poor moo-cows)....

    Sorry. Back on topic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    What? :confused:
    endacl wrote: »
    Too much sun Keith! Go lie down!

    Oh I'm sorry. Let me momentarily qualify my post. Given that it's my post that has attracted all the "WTF" replies, and not the OP, I feel obliged to add clarity to this thread.

    The OP is faced with a baffling dilemma. He / she requires some ideas for producing a swimming pool using non-traditional means. A "do-it-yourself" (DIY) type approach.

    His current "DIY" approach seems to involve digging a "hole" in his "garden" and filling it with "water".

    However, this rudimentary approach would appear to frustrate the OP and rightly so since it also involves a "plastic tunnel", however, the role of the tunnel is not clear, and because of that, his / her idea would appear to be poorly thought out (it is), and hence his / her plea for alternatives.

    I was merely attempting to echo the OPs request, a post which has only served to anger and confuse the masses. I hope my reply here provides some degree of clarity.
    wat

    Please see above Seedy. Please. See. Above.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,040 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    keith16 wrote: »
    Oh I'm sorry. Let me momentarily qualify my post. Given that it's my post that has attracted all the "WTF" replies, and not the OP, I feel obliged to add clarity to this thread.

    The OP is faced with a baffling dilemma. He / she requires some ideas for producing a swimming pool using non-traditional means. A "do-it-yourself" (DIY) type approach.

    His current "DIY" approach seems to involve digging a "hole" in his "garden" and filling it with "water".

    However, this rudimentary approach would appear to frustrate the OP and rightly so since it also involves a "plastic tunnel", however, the role of the tunnel is not clear, and because of that, his / her idea would appear to be poorly thought out (it is), and hence his / her plea for alternatives.

    I was merely attempting to echo the OPs request, a post which has only served to anger and confuse the masses. I hope my reply here provides some degree of clarity.



    Please see above Seedy. Please. See. Above.

    What? :confused:

    (sorry if i'm being repetitive here...)


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Are you mad??? First decent hay-making summer in a decade, and you want them to sell them for swimming pools???

    Not to mention that the poor moo-cows are starving again now that the sun is shining (relentlessly) and the grass is burning.....

    You gotta feel sorry for the farmers (or at least the poor moo-cows)....

    Sorry. Back on topic.


    feck the cows, the kids need a pool

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Jake1 wrote: »
    feckin love that!! Now who has any hay bales for sale???

    Try your local co-op they probably won't have any but there will be posters on the notice board. Or even try the faming section here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    What? :confused:

    (sorry if i'm being repetitive here...)

    Clearly Heidi, it is in your nature to be repetitive given your username so no need to apologise.


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    meoklmrk91 wrote: »
    Try your local co-op they probably won't have any but there will be posters on the notice board. Or even try the faming section here.

    ah, thanks, I was just kidding, they seem to be cheap enough in argos alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭karl tyrrell


    meoklmrk91 wrote: »
    Try your local co-op they probably won't have any but there will be posters on the notice board. Or even try the faming section here.

    How much is a bale of hay it looks like the best option


  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How much is a bale of hay it looks like the best option

    I tried to get some a few years back for halloween display I think they were between 5 and 8 euro.


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  • Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How much is a bale of hay it looks like the best option

    http://www.farmersjournal.ie/toplink/categories/Animal%20Feed/670


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    How about a pre-formed pond liner. They are made of rigid plastic. You could try your local garden centre.
    http://www.clearpond.com.au/images/upload/howtobuild7.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Three kids and a dog in a wheelie bin

    tell them they have to take turns


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭karl tyrrell


    How about a pre-formed pond liner. They are made of rigid plastic. You could try your local garden centre.
    http://www.clearpond.com.au/images/upload/howtobuild7.jpg

    Probably cost a fortune just thinking the ground would be like cement at the moment so the hay is top of my list


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    How much is a bale of hay it looks like the best option

    Depends on the bale. Small square could be about a fiver, round bales maybe €20/ €25 and much the same for a silage (wrapped) bale. The tarp ( lining of the pool) and ropes could set you back too as most farmers will have used their tarp already. Looks class though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Retire to your bathroom to consider. Notice large tub shaped object. Fill bath-type thing with cool water.

    Problem solved.

    You're welcome.

    Failing that, you live about 30 minutes drive from the ruddy Irish sea!!! Take them to the beach!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Stick the kiddies in the washing machine, they'll never pester you again, guaranteed.














    HEALTH AND SAFETY NOTICE

    UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD THE WASHING MACHINE BE TURNED ON, PARTICULARLY IF THE CHILD IS UNACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    not hay.

    STRAW

    cheaper, lighter, and the bales will be more solid, as Hay bales shrink as they continue to dry and so the strings go all loose.

    and silage cover doubled up is the best liner. strong, flexible and (potentially) very wide.

    sorry, I'll stop being a culchie now.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    I need ideas for a diy pool my kids are driving me mad i can't get one anywhere all sold out i am even thinking of digging a hole in the garden and using the pollytunnel plastic its So hot help.

    fill a wheelie bin full of water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    is this publicity pic photoshopped or what??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Fill one of those Lidl kayaks with water and voila!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,942 ✭✭✭wingnut


    The CoOps have big round drinking troughs for cattle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Argos.... sell pools...

    They're all sold out!!!

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    They're all sold out!!!

    Who would have thought that there would be a shortage of Pools and Fans in Ireland? I saw a queue of about 200 people outside a shop in Limerick yesterday where they were going to sell pools at 2 pm...1 per customer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Pete Townsend of The Who once famously said..........

    "i only wanted to be a rock star so as to make enough money to have a swimming pool in my back garden"

    bit of rock trivia there for ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,917 ✭✭✭✭GT_TDI_150


    fryup wrote: »
    Pete Townsend of The Who once famously said..........

    "i only wanted to be a rock star so as to make enough money to have a swimming pool in my back garden"

    bit of rock trivia there for ya


    Buy a plastc sand box, fill it and lid with water -> 2 paddling pools


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I had a very posh upbringing. Dad made us a swimming pool by filling the dumper with water. Good times!

    Or, childrens slide, some sort of plastic, hose and fairy liquid. Put hose at top of slide and plastic at bottom. Try to get plastic as long as possible. Squirt copius amounts of fairy liquid on slide, plastic and kids. Turn hose on.

    Hours of fun ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    I made one with Plywood and a roll of plastic 2 days ago.I will have pics later.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    MY NEW OLYMPIC SIZE SWIMMING POOL !!!!!!11!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    MY NEW OLYMPIC SIZE SWIMMING POOL !!!!!!11!

    Size of your hand, the women must love that.


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