People thinking they're cool on After Hours

thecatburger

If any serious thread comes up you get the too cool for school guys in with their "hilarious" replies such as "You've come to the wrong place looking for advice:D". Cringe every time I see that.

The general level of banter on here is cringe worthy at best tbf. Go on lads give me some replies, I'm sure itll be a laugh riot.



:D:rolleyes:

Captain Chaos

Cool story bro,

Mariasofia

Sorry too cool to reply to this thread.

Ilik Urgee

Does your burger really smell that bad?

Mr. CooL ICE

Are you the type of person that always needs jokes explained to you?

NegativeCreep

It's usually the same people every time too. They must hang around waiting for the opportunity all day!

Max Power1

thecatburger wrote: »

If any serious thread comes up you get the too cool for school guys in with their "hilarious" replies such as "You've come to the wrong place looking for advice:D". Cringe every time I see that.

The general level of banter on here is cringe worthy at best tbf. Go on lads give me some replies, I'm sure itll be a laugh riot.



:D:rolleyes:

You've come to the wrong place looking for advice so

Nodin

thecatburger wrote: »

If any serious thread comes up you get the too cool for school guys in with their "hilarious" replies such as "You've come to the wrong place looking for advice:D". Cringe every time I see that.

The general level of banter on here is cringe worthy at best tbf. Go on lads give me some replies, I'm sure itll be a laugh riot.



:D:rolleyes:

...it's terrible when you're not getting any in this weather allright. Ye'd end up doing all sorts of silly things to get any kind of attention at all...

thecatburger

Mariasofia wrote: »

Sorry too cool to reply to this thread.

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Frank Lee Midere

31 posts and he's sussed the place out. The shame. The shame.



The shame.

thecatburger

LordChessington wrote: »

Are you the type of person that always needs jokes explained to you?

Sort of. Sometimes the jokes on here are so terrible I wonder am i missing something. Then I realise it's After Hours.

apollo8

Your Ma Mom Mam Mammy MaterMother

KeithM89

I wish i was cool enough to be studying accountancy.

thecatburger

Keith wrote: »

I wish i was cool enough to be studying accountancy.

you got my number

Frosty McSnowballs

thecatburger wrote: »

you got my number

Worst "joke" ever.

How do you expect to be cool with jokes like that. You should be ashamed of yerself. Now give daddy back the computer so he can look at animals practicing making babies.

That's a good girl

Smiles35

no, you got Keith!

Napper Hawkins

I was cool once, now I'm just hot.

thecatburger

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Worst "joke" ever.

How do you expect to be cool with jokes like that. You should be ashamed of yerself. Now give daddy back the computer so he can look at animals practicing making babies.

That's a good girl

Never said I was cool m8. Really generic internet response by you tho I'm sure you'll agree. That daddy line I've had to re read a few times. Its so lame I'm wondering is there more to it, turns out yet again there isn't tho. I detailed such in an above diary entry.


Say hi to your granddad for me hun, hes hot x

omahaid

I am pretty rad though

Frosty McSnowballs

thecatburger wrote: »

Never said I was cool m8. Really generic internet response by you tho I'm sure you'll agree. That daddy line I've had to re read a few times. Its so lame I'm wondering is there more to it, turns out yet again there isn't tho. I detailed such in an above diary entry.


Say hi to your granddad for me hun, hes hot x

Glad you noted the irony...coolio!

Oh and mixing letters and numbers to create words is sooo cool, you are a cool dude, some would say a "cool cat" if you will.

Not "thecatburger is cool" because it's not cool to tell fibs.

Grandad says hi.....and to reapply the ointment to your affected area, make sure the gash sores heal before your next visit. It's not cool to pass on infection.

Cool beans, out.

Mariasofia

Wouldn't the world be a better place if people lightened the feck up and stopped sweating the small stuff......

Faze11

That's it. I'm ringin the shades. You feens are sussed. Yiz all better schatter.

My mom says I'm cool...

wil

thecatburger wrote: »

If any serious thread comes up you get the too cool for school guys in with their "hilarious" replies such as "You've come to the wrong place looking for advice:D". Cringe every time I see that.

The general level of banter on here is cringe worthy at best tbf. Go on lads give me some replies, I'm sure itll be a laugh riot.



:D:rolleyes:

Is this a serious thread, I mean that seriously, you have me thrown. You lob in 2 big grins but you right old roll'oxed it back in our faces.

It's a bit like walking in to a pub and saying what's all this laughing and chatting about. Fine if we were at a wake but I'm sure Mel would be the first to say "Who died?"

I mean this is AH and for the most part it is meant to be a bit light, and you can ignore/laugh with the drunk in the corner, but when it comes to serious, and I've met serious, head bloody on, I can straight face it as good as the next guy.

On a lighter note, Ok the level of banter might not be up to your usual standard but I am doing my best and if that's not good enough, I for one am truly sorry:D:D:rolleyes:

So a guy walks in to a bar...:)

sunflower27

NegativeCreep wrote: »

It's usually the same people every time too. They must hang around waiting for the opportunity all day!

God, how sad if true.

efb

Do you even post bra?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

thecatburger wrote: »

Never said I was cool m8. Really generic internet response by you tho I'm sure you'll agree. That daddy line I've had to re read a few times. Its so lame I'm wondering is there more to it, turns out yet again there isn't tho. I detailed such in an above diary entry.


Say hi to your granddad for me hun, hes hot x

"m8"? Seriously?

And you're complaing about people "pretending" to be cool...?

Mariasofia

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

"m8"? Seriously?

And you're complaing about people "pretending" to be cool...?

M8....lol......rofl.......c u l8r.

1ZRed

efb wrote: »

Do you even post bra?

It's 'brah', bro

Guess I won't be seein' you round the bodybuilding forum

nocoverart

Da fook I'm cool :cool:

Killer Wench

Right now, I am sitting under a hair dryer. Pretty darn hot posting on AH.

Too Tough To Die

Humourless libtards.

efb

1ZRed wrote: »

It's 'brah', bro

Guess I won't be seein' you round the bodybuilding forum

the h is just hiding their insecurities

efb

Who [moc]genuinely[/moc] posts on boards that thinks their cool, ROFLMAO

MickFleetwood

Nobody's cool these days in this fúcking heat.

wil

1ZRed wrote: »

It's 'brah', bro

Guess I won't be seein' you round the bodybuilding forum

Sheeesh picking up on potential body issues uncool bro.
K den da kine tanks.
Hawaiian eh?

thecatburger

Most people agreeing with me I see. Thanks ladiemen.

Napper Hawkins

Thanks

KKkitty

I've never been cool anywhere and never want to be.

BunShopVoyeur.

Hello friend, I think you may have a genuine point here.

Please drop over to The Thunderdome so we may discuss this further.

wil

thecatburger wrote: »

Most people agreeing with me I see. Thanks ladiemen.

/for what? A few lame thanks with little or no contribution and that's happy, proving OP right on the quality of banter.

And still no answer to my question. Mentioning serious, but rating the banter. While not mutually exclusive, they don't tend to go together.

BTW if the OP is in any way implying that the sort of behaviour witnessed on another genuinely serious thread here tonight is indicative of the usual attitude to such topics then it is sorely mistaken. Most people know (as on that thread) when it is appropriate and how not to be dicks, and those that don't soon find it's kicking out time.:(

Sound of Silence

If the OP is looking for serious threads to be given the respect they deserve, then he should look toward the countless other "serious" sub-forums on this site.

After Hours is in it's very nature a casual sub-forum for casual discussions. Many of the same topics that are discussed here are often discussed in more suitable sub-forums and given the respect they deserve, so maybe you should head over there.

Ghost Buster

I wouldnt worry. They are most likely atheists and will be in hell soon enough

Sir_Badshot

thecatburger wrote: »

If any serious thread comes up you get the too cool for school guys in with their "hilarious" replies such as "You've come to the wrong place looking for advice:D". Cringe every time I see that.

The general level of banter on here is cringe worthy at best tbf. Go on lads give me some replies, I'm sure itll be a laugh riot.



:D:rolleyes:

Lick my Dirty Trombone you teapot.

Frag right off if its so frikken Sausages.


I find it all generally amusing, apart from the dole/traveler threads.( Traveler on the dole)

Femme_Fatale

thecatburger wrote: »

The general level of banter on here is cringe worthy at best tbf. Go on lads give me some replies, I'm sure itll be a laugh riot.

Someone's upset because they're not witty enough.

I don't understand why you read it if you find it so crap (probably because you don't really).

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn1Qolv4ntQ