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Anal

  • 06-07-2013 1:00am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    Is this still seen as a negative thing (anal sex)?

    I don't think it exists because of pron because my gf who doesn't really watch, and when she does it is lovey dove porn with a story, has always craved it as it is naughty.

    And it feels good, mens g spot up there and what not.

    So, are we for or are we against?

    Do you like it? 127 votes

    I'm a male and like giving
    0% 0 votes
    I'm a male and like giving and receiving
    60% 77 votes
    I'm a female and I like taking
    13% 17 votes
    I'm appaled with brown love, that's where poo comes from
    25% 33 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    Bit of a pain in the arse tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Out of the goo and into the poo....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    Banal, but I thought that you'd mispelt canal.


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is this still seen as a negative thing (anal sex)?

    I don't think it exists because of pron because my gf who doesn't really watch, and when she does it is lovey dove porn with a story, has always craved it as it is naughty.

    And it feels good, mens g spot up there and what not.

    So, are we for or are we against?

    I'd say you ride the bicylcle without a saddle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭bikeman1


    Any hole is a goal!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    I say what what?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Asked her about it once...

    She said 'fúck that shít!'

    Not sure if that was a yes or a no..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    How many guys are going to click "I'm a female and I like taking"?
    Then call the g/f in to the room and show her the poll results?

    Come back next week for the gimp suit and inanimate object poll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    I say what what?

    In the butt?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Rabies wrote: »
    How many guys are going to click "I'm a female and I like taking"?
    Then call the g/f in to the room and show her the poll results?

    Come back next week for the gimp suit and inanimate object poll.
    Cheers, hadn't thought of that one!!:D






    Hang on, I don't have a girlfriend. . .:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Tom_Cruise


    Anal is defiantly something i would like to try. But i have never had sex with a human before so maybe that should be my first priority.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    In the butt?

    You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tom_Cruise wrote: »
    Anal is defiantly something i would like to try. But i have never had sex with a human before so maybe that should be my first priority.
    I'm human!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    I don't think it's so much that it's seen as a negative thing, it's just something that the majority of women don't like, or so it would seem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    I've only had her finger up there, and am completely monogamous as is she, but we'd both like something up there while we're at it.
    You'd wonder what the evolutionary reasons are?
    Great craic either way


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Tom_Cruise wrote: »
    Anal is defiantly something i would like to try. But i have never had sex with a human before so maybe that should be my first priority.

    Fear not, young virgin boy!

    All you need to do is follow these simple steps

    1/ Open a new browser window
    2/ Go to any website (not Boards.ie, they delete the fun adverts)
    3/ Scan the page for adverts that interest you
    4/ See the one with the sexy girl?
    5/ Thats right, sex starved chump. She is in your area right now, aged between 18-21
    6/ Click her boobie and get that bed rocking
    7/ Enter credit card details


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭chrismon


    In Bruno voice.
    "My ass is for ****ting"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭Pug160


    I've only had her finger up there, and am completely monogamous as is she, but we'd both like something up there while we're at it.
    You'd wonder what the evolutionary reasons are?
    Great craic either way

    There aren't any. Humans have sex for fun, as do certain other animals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 476 ✭✭christ on a bike!


    Pug160 wrote: »
    There aren't any. Humans have sex for fun, as do certain other animals.

    Fair 'nuff! That's mad Ted but I'm for it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron



    And it feels good, mens g spot up there and what not.

    So, are we for or are we against?

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    Tom_Cruise wrote: »
    Anal is defiantly something i would like to try. But i have never had sex with a human before so maybe that should be my first priority.

    How's that incest thing working out for you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    I'm 12 and what is this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Scylla wrote: »
    Out of the goo and into the poo....

    One in the pink, then one in the stink!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    nuxxx wrote: »
    I'm 12 and what is this

    2aju7_zpse230d2a9.jpg


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Rayden Numerous Vessel


    I've never met a woman that has openly admitted to taking it up the mucker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Ladies, don't become a cackpipe cosmonaut too easily.

    You have to keep something new for your wedding night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭martinedwards


    google prolapsed rectum.

    I'll not take part thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Tom_Cruise wrote: »
    Anal is defiantly something i would like to try. But i have never had sex with a human before so maybe that should be my first priority.

    What breed of dog was it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I've never met a woman that has openly admitted to taking it up the mucker.

    Your friends don't talk honestly about their sex lives then, or they don't trust you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Does anyone remember the 'Queer wrong' (Way) phrase? Is it still used legally today? :P

    The man and woman in question would always have to be heavely inebriated. That was the closet to anal in Catholic Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Two in the pink, one in the stink is how the ladies like it.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Paloma Shallow Teenager


    I'm pretty anal about spelling and grammar
    Wait, what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    No poll option for "I'm a girl and love to use a strap-on"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,158 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Is this still seen as a negative thing (anal sex)?

    I don't think it exists because of pron because my gf who doesn't really watch, and when she does it is lovey dove porn with a story, has always craved it as it is naughty.

    And it feels good, mens g spot up there and what not.

    So, are we for or are we against?

    I don't understand what you are trying to say at all.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    I don't understand what you are trying to say at all.


    It's hardly rocket science - Does anal sex still have the same stigma attached to it that it used to have? ie: generally being seen as "wrong" or "nasty" which for some people heightened the attraction and excitement.

    The OP and his girlfriend participate in mutual anal pleasure and he enjoys it as much as she does, because of the attraction and excitement of it being "naughty" or "not the done thing".


    Hope that helps! ;)


    Anyway, my own personal opinion - I'm not against the idea, it's just not something I ever found a turn on. In my experience though, it seems to be a fairly standard thing to do nowadays, there's nothing "forbidden" about it any more.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I'm fond of the oul anal :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,153 ✭✭✭ronano


    God I ****ing hate ah, pain in the arse bring second post. Did this **** happen as much before the thanks system? I'm more the fool for reading it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I refuse to believe it's physically possible despite many interesting videos I have seen on the internet that would attest to the contrary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    interesting you said

    "female and like taking"

    but "male and like recieving"

    interesting difference ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    Receiving, no. :eek:

    Giving, yes. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭leewarden


    Not sure what I would have thought of it if I heard of it as a concept before I heard of gay sex but once i knew that's what gay men did it always has had gay connotations for me.

    Anyway, what's better about it? My female friend told me it hurts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    leewarden wrote: »
    Not sure what I would have thought of it if I heard of it as a concept before I heard of gay sex but once i knew that's what gay men did it always has had gay connotations for me.


    You may want to cross blow jobs and even kissing off your list too then if what's putting you off anal sex is the fact that some gay men participate in anal pleasure.

    Anyway, what's better about it? My female friend told me it hurts.


    It's not that there's anything "better" about it, it's just another sexual position. It CAN hurt, for numerous reasons, but it can also be quite pleasurable. You'd probably have to talk to more than just one female friend though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    I quite like it :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    google prolapsed rectum.

    I'll not take part thanks.

    Oh..... GOOD GOD!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭losthorizon




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    I quite like it :o

    PM sent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭leewarden



    Like anyone could p**s for that length


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭yoloc


    You have to start nice and slow with lots of lube and after a while, it can become quiet enjoyable giving and recieving. My wife loves it and likes to use her strapon on me. You should try it sometime because theres no better feeling when done right. Im as straight as they come but quite enjoy this with my wife!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Should have made the votes public.


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