Your One Piece Of Advice For Life

SellingJuan

Mine is watch this video

The Backwards Man

Don't watch that video.

caustic 1

Don't answer the phone.

KeithM89

Dont eat yellow snow.

Ilik Urgee

Never eat yellow snow

ToddyDoody

Freeze your poo... You never know when it might come in handy

mikom

Question everything.

frozenfrozen

One thing that scared me today was blindly clicking that link

Blunty

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

December2012

Being right isn't always worth it.
Sometimes to be happy you have to let go of being right.

KilOit

F**k a lot of women

Or so a movie told me

daithi1970

..never pick up what you can't put down again.

Never take the first offer.

there you go, two for the price of one:pac:

ps anyone know where i can get an engine for a mazda 6:(:(

Virgil°

mikom wrote: »

Question everything.

Why?!

Micky Dolenz

Don't worry about the small crap. Save your worry for the big things.

callaway92

Fúcking hell, this song comes up every year. Every fúcking year.

Festy

Never use Urinals

damn splash back :mad:

mikom

mikom wrote: »

Question everything.

Virgil° wrote: »

Why?!

Why not?

Patch123

You need more than one piece of advice for life

porsche959

This is a piece of advice my father gave to me.

He said "don't ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind.

FizzleSticks

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mackeire

daithi1970 wrote: »

ps anyone know where i can get an engine for a mazda 6:(:(

out of another mazda 6

Chucken

callaway92 wrote: »

Fúcking hell, this song comes up every year. Every fúcking year.

I think it must be used as a piece of advice at the end of the school year.

xzanti

This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind. Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge humming and the second one, now thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now. I had an extension put on the house, and I put it on the extension, so the house is in a circle now, you see...

fergiesfolly

Never skimp on the toilet paper.

jobeenfitz

Your opinions may change with age.

Aced_Up

Dont worry about the future and dont feel guilty about the past!

camel jockey

You can eat faeces, but it tastes like sh1t.

VivaMessi

Get Rich or die Trying.

DoozerT6

Well if I could go back in time to when I was seventeen, I'd tell myself to get a decent Leaving Cert....everything went downhill for me after secondary school, lol!

Rayne Wooney

Never don't give up.

stampydmonkey

Don't piss into the wind..never a good result

LordSutch

Don't hesitate, just do it . . .

Agricola

Measure twice, cut once.

NuckingFacker

Ride more. Then you'll never look back and wish you had ridden more. You might look back and wish you'd ridden less, but sure you can't have it both ways.

Clandestine

Look out for number one

artvanderlay

Have a good time all of the time. that's my philosophy Marty...

hidinginthebush

When someone you love dies, you'll never say "gosh I wish i spent less time with them", very easy to wish you spent more though

LizT

Always carry a towel
/nerd reference

Funkfield

Wear more knee armour!

Meangadh

Work to live, don't live to work.

Never make someone your priority if you're only their option.

And as Polonius (Hamlet) said: "To thine own self be true".

(I'm pretty good on the first one. The other two I need to work on more )

Juniorhurler

If you can't lift it don't shift it.

pawrick

Don't worry about things you can't change

Kill the dissenters

Talib Fiasco

Your life is ending one minute at a time. Make the very most out of each of your 20,000 days or so on earth. The biggest mistake you can make is not making any mistakes at all.

The Backwards Man

Don't listen to any advice, live your own life to the fullest, be excellent to each other.

mattjack

Make sure your "Wingman" stays sober.

Trhiggy83

judge people by their actions and not their words

delw

A smile costs nothing

jobeenfitz

delw wrote: »

A smile costs nothing

Starts with a smile, then a baby.

cheesefiend

My dad clearly thinks I'm doomed in the love department because the small bit of advice he gives me is always about love. One nice bit of advice he gave to me not long ago was:
'You're good for the soul, Cheesefiend, but you have to make sure that you find someone who is good for your soul'.

Joe prim

Life is like a faecal sandwich, the more faeces you have ....er, no , the more bread you eat , the more faecal matter...no, the more you defecate bread, the less ....no, wait, look, I'll get back to you, I have it written down somewhere....

RealistSpy

The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!