Newbie, need tips.

caustic 1

So I have been drawn towards the world of boards and it seems after hours is to be my main domain.

What tips do you educated people of after hours have for me in this new venture I set out on?

frozenfrozen

1. dont be a rereg
2. dont troll


you're doing it wrong

biko

Wear sunscreen.

Boom_Bap

Eat yellow snow.

Mr.Fred

Abandon all hope

Specialun

always abuse the poster and never abouse the post

thats a big "Ish dont think so"

Penn

Don't read this.

Rabies

Fear the wrath of Monty The One And Only

FatherLen

I'm not actually a priest.

COYW

FatherLen wrote: »

I'm not actually a priest.

Bishop?

Fratton Fred

You know nothing Jon caustic.

Hownowcow

FatherLen wrote: »

I'm not actually a priest.

Can you confirm?

Nemeses

FatherLen wrote: »

I'm not actually a priest.

That be lies you're telling there.

caustic 1

[QUOTEI'm not actually a priest.][/QUOTE]

That you Dad?

Guill

Be original, witty, funny, smart, polite and contribute eagerly.

Failing that just copy and paste articles from the net and offer no opinion.

Nemeses

caustic 1 wrote: »

[QUOTEI'm not actually a priest.]

That you Dad?[/QUOTE]

Terrible effort, Try again young squire!

danniemcq

Penn wrote: »

Don't read this.

done, whats next?

caustic 1

Terrible effort, Try again young squire!

Points for effort?

caustic 1

Oh and it's squires.

Squiress

LizT

danniemcq wrote: »

done, whats next?

Find a safe and then buy some jam.

ScumLord

Pick a side and stick to it no matter what kind of fancy logic is thrown back at you.

Jimoslimos

Get intimately acquainted with Gordon and Zaph.

Steve_o

Make sandwiches for everyone for starters.

kneemos

This is not my beautifull house...

caustic 1

Nor your beautiful wife.

wil

caustic 1 wrote: »

So I have been drawn towards the world of boards and it seems after hours is to be my main domain.

What tips do you educated people of after hours have for me in this new venture I set out on?

For a start, your two early, come back layter wen its' open.

Birneybau

Be sensitive and politically correct.

or...

Be the opposite of the above.

There is no inbetween here.

wil

Birneybau wrote: »

Be sensitive and politically correct.

or...

Be the opposite of the above.

There is no inbetween here.

As a hardened moderate, not a mod, I demand the right to express my inbetweenness on any subject, and I am not for moving on that,
if that is ok and not too offensive to you. Right!

Hang on, Im not new here, carry on. /sweepsfloorbeforeAHdoorsopen

not yet

Come on over to the thunderdome for some real fun...

General General

Never rat on your friends.

Always keep your mouth shut.

tin79

caustic 1 wrote: »

So I have been drawn towards the world of boards and it seems after hours is to be my main domain.

What tips do you educated people of after hours have for me in this new venture I set out on?

What age are you? There are enough f*cking 12 years olds here already. Cant you lot get an outdoor hobby for the school holidays? Go rioting in Portmarnock or something?

Nemeses

tin79 wrote: »

What age are you? There are enough f*cking 12 years olds here already. Cant you lot get an outdoor hobby for the school holidays? Go rioting in Portmarnock or something?

That's the job - Promote illegal activities to a 12 year old...


Why not tell him to go read a book?

caustic 1

Sad how some feel threatened by me, and fun.

frozenfrozen

caustic 1 wrote: »

Sad how some feel threatened by me, and fun.

called it in the first post why are you still trying?

1/10 troll thread, you got 1 mark for going to the bother of opening it.

Killer Wench

There is no crosswords sub-forum. Do not take children into a pub where they can be killed by flying elbows. Always pay the taxi driver even if he kidnaps you. In fact, tip him for the trouble he must have went through in order to lock those doors and intimidate you.

You will have to choose a side. Right now. Quickly!

PC-Brigade or the "I'm not racist but" clan

**** Yeah! America or Those Imperialists Bastards who rape our women and slaughter our children.

We are so European or We are so not European.

I'm a reformed scumbag or scumbags should die and their carcasses fed to starving Nigerians


Choose wisely. You can never undo the choice you have made once it has been done.

If you're religious & mention it, expect to be ridiculed & harassed into believing the One True Non-Faith (atheism)

Atheism is the only religious position left alone here.

Also, people tell you there's a Ranting and Raving forum........that's here.

A0

Familiarise yourself with the use of the following:

- ** Sits back and eats pop corn **
- "Mods feel free to move this if..."
- ''thinly veiled''
- "This might have been asked before but......"

More here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056956076&page=3

Visit the prison forum (it's worth it).


Good luck - Might the boards be with you...

caustic 1

Thank you for all advice, duly noted.

Gummy Panda

Rule 1: send panda a pic of your boobs

Mint Sauce

Don't ask AHs for any kind of advice, ever.

Oh wait....

caustic 1

Terrible effort, Try again young squire!

I'm a 12 year old boy, according to some.

A0

caustic 1 wrote: »

Thank you for all advice, duly noted.

Another one:
Never ever thank people, always use the "thank this post" function. Writing "thank you" is perceived as being weak, way too civilised. There are big guns on here, you want to impress them :cool: The more thank one gets, the more likely he/she'll end up in the "Legend of the boards" forum (visit it, a good one as well).

bonzodog2

Run! Run fast, leave now while you still can.

Or come to the beers in Galway.

Jhon_Alan

Be original, witty, funny, smart, polite and contribute eagerly.

my opinion same as...

See this dude. Yeah, be opposite to him. (Unless that's you derry.)

This times 10 for post 3 from above.

Nemeses

Deleted User wrote: »

See this dude. Yeah, be opposite to him. (Unless that's you derry.)

This times 10 for post 3 from above.

That took too long to read.. lol

I must catch up on the prison forum again and see what's going down!

OP - How young are you??

stefan idiot jones

Nemeses wrote: »

OP - How young are you??

Be careful, that could be construed as 'grooming'.

Nemeses

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

Be careful, that could be construed as 'grooming'.

Explain grooming to me..

Edit: Oh I see, Well I thought I'd take a different approach, instead of asking how old why not ask how young.. in case they are offended.

caustic 1

I am 44 yrs young

ToddyDoody

To make an impression, Id resurrect every single thread that refers to the dole.

caustic 1

To make an impression, Id resurrect every single thread that refers to the dole

Or Travellers, abortion.