Strawberry Jam leads poll :(. Go'n Blackcurrant.

A touch of Black

Someone was saying that there is no dole in Italy for people who have never worked so how do all the young unemployed people over there survive?

mad turnip

A touch of Black wrote: »

Someone was saying that there is no dole in Italy for people who have never worked so how do all the young unemployed people over there survive?

parents / being a nice guy.

Archeron

They burn dolmio puppets for warmth. It's a good thing.

Mint Sauce

Number 4 since friday.

carzony

Soup kitchens i'd imagine. They might not get money but i'm sure they are entitled to food...

MadYaker

Is it just me or is there a lot of people who just set up boards accounts starting threads about the fúcking dole?? what is this sh!t

Prodigious

Italians make the best strawberry jam.

COYVB

A touch of Black wrote: »

Someone was saying that there is no dole in Italy for people who have never worked so how do all the young unemployed people over there survive?

My mother in law is italian, and she said a huge amount of them rely on crime

Chucken

They survive on Jam!

carzony

MadYaker wrote: »

Is it just me or is there a lot of people who just set up boards accounts starting threads about the fúcking dole?? what is this sh!t

It's Boards favourite subject

mikemac1

Despite never eating fish and chips they move abroad to sell it to the Brits & Irish

Ever see a chipper in Italy? I haven't.

they stay at home with mama.

Fox_In_Socks

MadYaker wrote: »

Is it just me or is there a lot of people who just set up boards accounts starting threads about the fúcking dole?? what is this sh!t

And what's the story with the jam/dole connection in these threads? I ffeel like an out-of-touch fuddy duddy.

discus

COYVB wrote: »

My mother in law is italian, and she said a huge amount of them rely on crime

At least they're out trying to earn a crust, rather than the lazy dole scroungers here who do nothing and even refuse jobs because it's not worth their while :rolleyes:

COYVB

mikemac1 wrote: »

Despite never eating fish and chips they move abroad to sell it to the Brits & Irish

Ever see a chipper in Italy? I haven't.

First chipper was apparently in scotland, owned by an italian immigrant

mattjack

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

And what's the story with the jam/dole connection in these threads? I ffeel like an out-of-touch fuddy duddy.

I beg your pardon , you feel a touch ?

languagenerd

Thanks, everyone, now I feel hungry everytime I see a dole (/jam) thread :mad:

I don't even eat jam regularly, ffs, but now I neeeed to find some!!!

Duckworth_Luas

Prodigious wrote: »

Italians make the best strawberry jam.

Worst marmalade though!

Chucken

Whats our view on deep fried Mars Bars?

mattjack

COYVB wrote: »

First chipper was apparently in scotland, owned by an italian immigrant

Mc Dago's ?

PizzamanIRL

That's why the Mafia is so powerful.

Fox_In_Socks

mattjack wrote: »

I beg your pardon , you feel a touch ?

Answer my question, or there will be...





...trouble.:pac:

mikemac1

Chucken wrote: »

Whats our view on deep fried Mars Bars?

Only a Scot would eat such a thing.

COYVB

Chucken wrote: »

Whats our view on deep fried Mars Bars?

Had one before,just to try it, and it's a LOT better than it sounds

BorneTobyWilde

People who don't work sell jam in the city, car to car in conjested streets,
they call it traffic jam, and it sells great

Chucken

mikemac1 wrote: »

Only a Scot would eat such a thing.

I ate one. Does that make me Scottish now? :eek:

zenno

MadYaker wrote: »

Is it just me or is there a lot of people who just set up boards accounts starting threads about the fúcking dole?? what is this sh!t

It is just bad elements that are trying to get all Irish citizens to fight against each other and keep us occupied from the real problems we should be dealing with.

michael999999

They sell themselves to be used as spits at bonga bonga partys!

mikemac1

Chucken wrote: »

Does that make me Scottish now? :eek:

Your culchie sig saves you

Faith+1

They come to Ireland OP, like everyone else does.

Nemeses

Why do we care about dole in Italy anyways?

Phill Ewinn

Nemeses wrote: »

Why do we care about dole in Italy anyways?

We don't.

ToddyDoody

A touch of Black wrote: »

Someone was saying that there is no dole in Italy for people who have never worked so how do all the young unemployed people over there survive?

They live at home till the govt pays them to leave at age 36

questionmark?

I rather raspberry jam myself.

Boombastic

Mamma Mia, They get no pizza 'de taxes, eh?

There's none in Spain either. You don't work, you don't get dole. The concept of the government giving unlimited welfare to people who have never worked a day in their lives is pretty alien in most cultures. That's not a judgement, BTW, just a fact.

Karl Stein

You don't need dole in Italy because the climate is perfect for growing the fruits and berries that go into making jams and marmalades - if you end up with no job you just go into the jamarmalade racket.

Interesting fact: Mafia translates into 'Jam Makers'.

Boombastic

michael999999

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

You don't need dole in Italy because the climate is perfect for growing the fruits and berries that go into making jams and marmalades - if you end up with no job you just go into the jamarmalade racket.

Interesting fact: Mafia translates into 'Jam Makers'.

The mafia started over the lemon trade in Italy iirc.

Micky Dolenz

I support this supportive thread for Blackcurrant jam, obviously the best jam.

A vote for Blackcurrant is a vote justice.

LizT

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I support this supportive thread for Blackcurrant jam, obviously the best jam.

A vote for Blackcurrant is a vote justice.

Eh no...

Strawberry jam ftw.

Yakult

whack-a-dole

Marsden

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

Interesting fact: Mafia translates into 'Jam Makers'.

They're made swear a jam oath too. They use a knife to cut a slice bread into a perfect circle, carefully spread the jam, and if the Don is pleased with his sambo you'll be a marmalade guy.

Micky Dolenz

LizT wrote: »

Eh no...

Strawberry jam ftw.

I bet you have never eaten proper blackcurrant jam.

Sauve

Strawberry jam stinks of 1986. We need to move forward and embrace the future.

It's a bright, promising future full of transparent leadership, free healthcare for all, and pp for everybody.

PizzamanIRL

Maria Sofia.

LizT

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I bet you have never eaten proper blackcurrant jam.

I bet you have never eaten proper strawberry jam.

PizzamanIRL

I bet you have never eaten catfish caught in the Pacific Ocean.

LizT

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I bet you have never eaten catfish caught in the Pacific Ocean.

I bet you're not actually a pizzaman in real life.

languagenerd

After all of these threads, I actually had to log out and go in search of jam. Only found marmalade but it was better than nothing. I'm never gonna be able to talk about the dole again without craving jam :pac: Damn you all.

Micky Dolenz

*Dole Office*

"Hello, I am here to collect my jam."

"Sorry sir, we only have money."

"I want my fcuking Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmm"