Invent a phrase and then get blasted by other users because it already exists

artvanderlay

My entry:

"if tv is a sewage pipe into your home, then the internet is a river of shi t"

By the end of it, if we have enough original entries we publish a book of the best and all become millionaires.

artvanderlay

Also the rule is no checking to see if exists beforehand. Post it and it's original until somebody points out that it isn't.

Mr. CooL ICE

"Well, that's just how the mustard rumbles"

downwesht

Life...a sexually transmitted disease!

Karl Stein

'Scrumbling'

De-scabbing a cat.

Not a phrase but a word.

endacl

Loads here.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Meaning_of_Liff

WilyCoyote

Cathal Cloch wrote: »

'Scrumbling'

De-scabbing a cat.

Not a phrase but a word.

People in glass houses shouldn't chuck stone(s). :eek::cool::pac::P:D;):p:o:rolleyes::)

artvanderlay

endacl wrote: »

Loads here.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Meaning_of_Liff

Yeah, but I want original ones, or at least ones that people think are original. Read the original 2 posts!!!

Ok, i'm saying original way too much...

donvito99

"Ask not if your country can do a poo, ask what poo can do for your country."

artvanderlay

"when the chips are down, open a window to let some air through" ...which is both philosophical and practical. Who wants a house stinking of chips?

Triangla

I came, I saw, I concurred.

Just an apathetic version of the original.

YellowFeather

Ham dressed as lamb.

Used for overweight ladies who squish themselves into teeny tiny clothes that are both too young and too small for them.

I keep meaning to copyright that one.

spodoinkle

'I could ate the arse off a low flying duck'

crazygeryy

dont scratch a hard cock.

artvanderlay

some classics already :pac:

Staff Infection

"I don't give a flying continental"

TPD

To an agitated acquaintance: Who licked the butter off your scone?

Mr.Prodston

"If thou shall create an idiom he had best hope it shan't be ridiculed in the instance that a fellow peer has initially achieved enlightenment"

ButtersSuki

There's a particularly vacuous girl at work about whom I have said that "there's a depth to her shallowness". I think I invented it, but I most likely didn't.

I use a rude word combo sometimes that I mainly say in my head and not aloud for obvious reasons - cüntfückery. As in "what sort of cüntfückery is this?" When someone had made a balls of what I would consider a relatively simple task......

artvanderlay

fcuk me. I've just checked and quite a few exist already. There are some originals though. Nice!

JD DABA

If youve never avoided trying - then how do you know theres not a better alternative.

Better to punch a child than to find your ground safe empty.

GoldenLight

I'm putting that (eg phrase) "under my oxture" it's something me an my family know, but I'm curious if anyone else knows where the "oxture" (spelling slightly wrong) is? and where it came from.

As for made up phrases that are popular (or unpopular) well I'm a "Glad Hag" I'm a transexual person (MtoF) who is comfortable within the LGBT community, because we feel protect by the umbrella group.

KingOfFairview

Don't eat my tits, I won't eat your ****

apollo8

People in glass house's tend to be cold.

Peregrine

Triangla wrote: »

I came, I saw, I concurred.

Just an apathetic version of the original.

I saw, I conquered, I came.


The rapist version

JD DABA

Easier to pull down the thong... than find out you were wrong.

Kxiii

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

LiamMc

Privatisation is like burning a blanket to stay warm. [Liammc]

Jesus Gil

Never stand on a rope someone else is pulling [P.J. O'Rourke]

artvanderlay

"It's better to have loved and lost than end up with a selfish bitch that doesn't want to be with you" ...is it obvious I'm going through a break-up right now :P

Prodigious

Used for something or someone who does not fulfill their role:

Sure he's like a breakfast roll with no sausages.

Diageio_Man

''gilly's only fly at night''

john the one

A t shirt saying: I received a care package and all I got was a UAV

Or god has a boner

wil

Death is life, changing.

JD DABA

a quick one at 20 to 9 ... means you wont arrive on time.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

There's a particularly vacuous girl at work about whom I have said that "there's a depth to her shallowness". I think I invented it, but I most likely didn't.

Sounds like something Churchill would have said. He was great for an aul quote was Winston.

artvanderlay wrote: »

"It's better to have loved and lost than end up with a selfish bitch that doesn't want to be with you" ...is it obvious I'm going through a break-up right now :P

Ah don't worry, there are plenty more amoebas in the scummy pond water.

stefan idiot jones

We're all entitled to our own opinion. ...but you're wrong.

Duggy747

I usually use this to describe that type of person who is just a bitter type or a dry-arse, no fun busy body:

"Feed them an orange and they'll sh*t out a lemon!"

GoldenTickets

GoldenLight wrote: »

I'm putting that (eg phrase) "under my oxture" it's something me an my family know, but I'm curious if anyone else knows where the "oxture" (spelling slightly wrong) is? and where it came from.

Oxters are armpits right? My family use the term (I first heard it in the sense of "I hope you washed under your oxters now!" when exiting the shower as a kid) and you're the first other person I've heard it from. Nice one!

LiamMc

GoldenTickets wrote: »

Oxters are armpits right? My family use it and you're the first other person I've heard it from. Nice one!

Last time I heard 'oxters' was Showjumping on BBC 2. I thought it referred to a type of fence, maybe double and spread out. But it could have been the motion of the rider opening up the elbows to increase the horse's speed and stride.

BluesBerry

GoldenLight wrote: »

I'm putting that (eg phrase) "under my oxture" it's something me an my family know, but I'm curious if anyone else knows where the "oxture" (spelling slightly wrong) is? and where it came from.

As for made up phrases that are popular (or unpopular) well I'm a "Glad Hag" I'm a transexual person (MtoF) who is comfortable within the LGBT community, because we feel protect by the umbrella group.

GoldenTickets wrote: »

Oxters are armpits right? My family use the term (I first heard it in the sense of "I hope you washed under your oxters now!" when exiting the shower as a kid) and you're the first other person I've heard it from. Nice one!

Yeah the oxters are the armpits my mam always uses that word when helping someone to stand (ie a drunk/ invalid lol ) she would say "grab an oxter" and lift them to their feet thats the only time Ive ever heard it actually I actually thought she had made that word up until I read it here she uses a lot of words different to their actual meanig I thought oxter was one of them lol

wil

People who live in tents shouldn't throw spears.

artvanderlay

When in doubt, get a haircut.

cofy

I don't call a spade a spade, I call a spade a shovel.

KingOfFairview

'jumpin' Germanies!!!'

As an expression of shock

Soups123

'Ask a stupid question you may look stupid, do not ask and you will remain stupid'

monkeysnapper

2 out of ten cats said they didnt prefere this load of rubish food

KingOfFairview

Ask me bowlerhats

Michael D Not Higgins

monkeysnapper wrote: »

2 out of ten cats said they didnt prefere this load of rubish food

8 out of 10 cats don't know any better.

wil

In deVerence to todays ruling

When you hand over power freely, don't expect it to be taken gently.

minotour

Many's a mickle makes a muckle................

KingOfFairview

Gutted for the state of yer oul wan's moolie