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Penis size across Europe

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    So that's why my EX dumped me for a french man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    fuck I mean yay seems Im well above average, well even more than I thought and france I **** on your head too! :cool:

    oh and devide number by 2.54 if you want it in inches before you freak out ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,234 ✭✭✭Fresh Pots


    Appropriate positioning of the word legend!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭Cushie Butterfield


    The image states that the stats were taken from http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/ (free to set up by any tom, dick or harry)

    Interesting that some figures claim to be self reported, but a lot claim to be measured. I wonder if they were measured by the same person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,254 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    So I guess the Irish curse isn't just a saying. Me and my small cock are very upset


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    The image states that the stats were taken from http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/ (free to set up by any tom, dick or harry)

    Interesting that some figures claim to be self reported, but a lot claim to be measured. I wonder if they were measured by the same person.


    interesting that the french are self reported, and the irish measured :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Son0vagun


    16.01 inches is huge! I'm happy with the 12 I got!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    The image states that the stats were taken from http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/ (free to set up by any tom, dick or harry)

    Interesting that some figures claim to be self reported, but a lot claim to be measured. I wonder if they were measured by the same person.

    well whatever about the rest, there is nothing wrong with your eyesight! :eek:

    how the **** did you see that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,862 ✭✭✭Cushie Butterfield


    IM0 wrote: »
    well whatever about the rest, there is nothing wrong with your eyesight! :eek:

    how the **** did you see that
    I cheated by zooming in a few times :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    I cheated by zooming in a few times :o


    :\


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    oh and devide number by 2.54 if you want it in inches before you freak out wink.png

    Had me panicking there for a sec:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    That's grand , turns out my 12 inch cock is average.

    PHew :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,771 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Latvians and Lithuanians don't have penises. Also, LOL @ Romania


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

    Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    smcgiff wrote: »
    I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

    Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa? :)

    I'd be a midget. Class dong though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smcgiff wrote: »
    I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

    Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa? :)

    Nah I like being over 6ft with a big dick. You can have it all if you want, you don't always have to choose! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    smcgiff wrote: »
    I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

    Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa? :)

    no I have both already


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    IM0 wrote: »
    no I have both already


    And a millionaire, a supermodel as a girlfriend, perfect health, more masculine than chuck norris? Both isn't everything :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Nah I like being over 6ft with a big dick. You can have it all if you want, you don't always have to choose! :p

    And you still cannot get a girlfriend :D;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    And Irish are the smallest in Europe???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    Penis size across Europe. Sounds like one big penis.


    Penis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly

    Good point. And that explains Belgium and the Netherlands stats too but what the fcuk is with Hungary. Their average is even bigger than France's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly


    So do Spain and Portugal...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Kumejima


    IM0 wrote: »
    no I have both already

    So you have height AND an inch of penis?
    Lucky you.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    Ha Ha lets all go over to Romania and mock :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    What absolute horse shít these types of 'studies' tend to be. But speaking of horses, apparently I'm............ah, never mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭elfy4eva


    hahahha "Self Reported" course your gona say
    you've a whopper 9 incher.
    DId ya not see that episode of south park that dealt with this xD

    Randys formula for ADJUSTED penis measurment.

    Length times Diameter, plus Weight over Girth, divided by Angle of the tip squared.
    You cant use a simple ruler, you'll need a protractor for this one.

    hqdefault.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Mech1


    For all you that are searching for a ruler / tape measure, try this.
    http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/paper_rulers/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Alpha Dog 1


    faral wrote: »

    What a load of c0ck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    smcgiff wrote: »
    So do Spain and Portugal...

    Yeah but not quite as high a rate as the population of France.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Mech1


    Mech1 wrote: »
    For all you that are searching for a ruler / tape measure, try this.
    http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/paper_rulers/

    I can recommend the "Large-print meterstick"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    smcgiff wrote: »
    And you still cannot get a girlfriend :D;)

    No I'm afraid I could never land me one of them. I'm only stuck with a prick of a boyfriend :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    I cheated by zooming in a few times :o

    That's what she said.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 chiefohara05


    Im surprised the irish average is so low, i've seen plenty of 6ft pricks walking around the place. Dail Eireann and the law courts in particular


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    Lads are well hung in Hungary :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    This study is a load of bollocks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    My penis stays the same size through out all EU.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    There are a lot of black men in france....Just saying.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,669 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Well that's it. I'm moving to japan.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,151 ✭✭✭rovoagho


    France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly

    Cockedly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,754 ✭✭✭Itwasntme.


    The average vagina is about 4. something inches aroused and the 'sweet spots' are concentrated at the vaginal entrance and up to about an inch and a bit in. What's the point of a longer penis then? Most women will be happy with the average 5 inch penis I imagine as they don't have to worry about getting hurt during sex. Unless you're gay or into painful sex, I think this penis size thing is similar to women dying to get to a size zero when most men are not into size zeros.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Hey ....we are slightly bigger than Romania (just) :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭Lightbulb Sun


    smcgiff wrote: »
    So do Spain and Portugal...

    Ah, but France have all that colonial history going for them. Might have affected the schlongage.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    Itwasntme. wrote: »
    The average vagina is about 4. something inches aroused and the 'sweet spots' are concentrated at the vaginal entrance and up to about an inch and a bit in. What's the point of a longer penis then? Most women will be happy with the average 5 inch penis I imagine as they don't have to worry about getting hurt during sex. Unless you're gay or into painful sex, I think this penis size thing is similar to women dying to get to a size zero when most men are not into size zeros.

    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' ... The French can push more cush

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 328 ✭✭becost


    faral wrote: »

    that's a load of bollocks. seriously. was probably put together by some pissed off foreigner that lived here for a while.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    So I guess the Irish curse isn't just a saying. Me and my small cock are very upset

    S.I.D.S or 'small Irish dick syndrome'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    IM0 wrote: »
    interesting that the french are self reported, and the irish measured :cool:

    Yup, utterly biased. The self reported stats skew the whole thing. All we can conclude is that French and Italian men exaggerate more than Irish men. No surprise there.


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