Penis size across Europe

faral

http://i.imgur.com/hlGVfk4.jpg

Festy

So that's why my EX dumped me for a french man.

IM0

fuck I mean yay seems Im well above average, well even more than I thought and france I **** on your head too! :cool:

oh and devide number by 2.54 if you want it in inches before you freak out

Fresh Pots

Appropriate positioning of the word legend!

Cushie Butterfield

The image states that the stats were taken from http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/ (free to set up by any tom, dick or harry)

Interesting that some figures claim to be self reported, but a lot claim to be measured. I wonder if they were measured by the same person.

Wompa1

So I guess the Irish curse isn't just a saying. Me and my small cock are very upset

IM0

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

The image states that the stats were taken from http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/ (free to set up by any tom, dick or harry)

Interesting that some figures claim to be self reported, but a lot claim to be measured. I wonder if they were measured by the same person.

interesting that the french are self reported, and the irish measured :cool:

Son0vagun

16.01 inches is huge! I'm happy with the 12 I got!

IM0

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

The image states that the stats were taken from http://everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/ (free to set up by any tom, dick or harry)

Interesting that some figures claim to be self reported, but a lot claim to be measured. I wonder if they were measured by the same person.

well whatever about the rest, there is nothing wrong with your eyesight! :eek:

how the **** did you see that

Cushie Butterfield

IM0 wrote: »

well whatever about the rest, there is nothing wrong with your eyesight! :eek:

how the **** did you see that

I cheated by zooming in a few times

IM0

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

I cheated by zooming in a few times

GalwayGuy2

oh and devide number by 2.54 if you want it in inches before you freak out

Had me panicking there for a sec:P

KTRIC

That's grand , turns out my 12 inch cock is average.

PHew :pac:

Mr. CooL ICE

Latvians and Lithuanians don't have penises. Also, LOL @ Romania

smcgiff

I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa?

Jesus Wept

smcgiff wrote: »

I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa?

I'd be a midget. Class dong though.

1ZRed

smcgiff wrote: »

I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa?

Nah I like being over 6ft with a big dick. You can have it all if you want, you don't always have to choose!

IM0

smcgiff wrote: »

I'd say the French are full of Merde. With that said, if I were included I'd increase the french average. But, at just 5' 9" tall you cannot have everything.

Question. if you could would you trade an inch of penis for height, or vice versa?

no I have both already

smcgiff

IM0 wrote: »

no I have both already

And a millionaire, a supermodel as a girlfriend, perfect health, more masculine than chuck norris? Both isn't everything

smcgiff

1ZRed wrote: »

Nah I like being over 6ft with a big dick. You can have it all if you want, you don't always have to choose!

And you still cannot get a girlfriend

matt-dublin

And Irish are the smallest in Europe???

Grayditch

Penis size across Europe. Sounds like one big penis.


Penis.

Richard Hillman

France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly

Topper Harley

Richard Hillman wrote: »

France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly

Good point. And that explains Belgium and the Netherlands stats too but what the fcuk is with Hungary. Their average is even bigger than France's.

smcgiff

Richard Hillman wrote: »

France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly

So do Spain and Portugal...

Kumejima

IM0 wrote: »

no I have both already

So you have height AND an inch of penis?
Lucky you.....

YbFocus

Ha Ha lets all go over to Romania and mock

Son Of A Vidic

What absolute horse shít these types of 'studies' tend to be. But speaking of horses, apparently I'm............ah, never mind.

elfy4eva

hahahha "Self Reported" course your gona say
you've a whopper 9 incher.
DId ya not see that episode of south park that dealt with this xD

Randys formula for ADJUSTED penis measurment.

Length times Diameter, plus Weight over Girth, divided by Angle of the tip squared.
You cant use a simple ruler, you'll need a protractor for this one.

Mech1

For all you that are searching for a ruler / tape measure, try this.
http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/paper_rulers/

Alpha Dog 1

faral wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/hlGVfk4.jpg

What a load of c0ck

Topper Harley

smcgiff wrote: »

So do Spain and Portugal...

Yeah but not quite as high a rate as the population of France.

Mech1

Mech1 wrote: »

For all you that are searching for a ruler / tape measure, try this.
http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/paper_rulers/

I can recommend the "Large-print meterstick"

1ZRed

smcgiff wrote: »

And you still cannot get a girlfriend

No I'm afraid I could never land me one of them. I'm only stuck with a prick of a boyfriend :P

Reindeer

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

I cheated by zooming in a few times

That's what she said.

chiefohara05

Im surprised the irish average is so low, i've seen plenty of 6ft pricks walking around the place. Dail Eireann and the law courts in particular

El_Dangeroso

I'm just gonna leave this here:

http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/penis_size_preference_chart1.gif

csallmighty

Lads are well hung in Hungary :pac:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

This study is a load of bollocks

Nabber

My penis stays the same size through out all EU.

Celly Smunt

There are a lot of black men in france....Just saying.

Grayson

Well that's it. I'm moving to japan.

rovoagho

Richard Hillman wrote: »

France have a lot more people of African descent. Claude Makelele bumps up the average single handedly

Cockedly

hatrickpatrick

:pac:

Itwasntme.

The average vagina is about 4. something inches aroused and the 'sweet spots' are concentrated at the vaginal entrance and up to about an inch and a bit in. What's the point of a longer penis then? Most women will be happy with the average 5 inch penis I imagine as they don't have to worry about getting hurt during sex. Unless you're gay or into painful sex, I think this penis size thing is similar to women dying to get to a size zero when most men are not into size zeros.

Latchy

Hey ....we are slightly bigger than Romania (just)

Lightbulb Sun

smcgiff wrote: »

So do Spain and Portugal...

Ah, but France have all that colonial history going for them. Might have affected the schlongage.

Reindeer

Itwasntme. wrote: »

The average vagina is about 4. something inches aroused and the 'sweet spots' are concentrated at the vaginal entrance and up to about an inch and a bit in. What's the point of a longer penis then? Most women will be happy with the average 5 inch penis I imagine as they don't have to worry about getting hurt during sex. Unless you're gay or into painful sex, I think this penis size thing is similar to women dying to get to a size zero when most men are not into size zeros.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' ... The French can push more cush

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

becost

faral wrote: »

http://i.imgur.com/hlGVfk4.jpg

that's a load of bollocks. seriously. was probably put together by some pissed off foreigner that lived here for a while.

Rented Mule

Wompa1 wrote: »

So I guess the Irish curse isn't just a saying. Me and my small cock are very upset

S.I.D.S or 'small Irish dick syndrome'

Mr Benevolent

IM0 wrote: »

interesting that the french are self reported, and the irish measured :cool:

Yup, utterly biased. The self reported stats skew the whole thing. All we can conclude is that French and Italian men exaggerate more than Irish men. No surprise there.