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  • 02-06-2013 09:20PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭


    They're out. I hate them. What do others do or is there any way to get rid of the itchy basterds.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    Midge's


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭starling


    They're out. I hate them. What do others do or is there any way to get rid of the itchy basterds.

    I am offended on behalf of little people everywhere. Also I am not itchy the doctor gave me a cream for that.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,880 ✭✭✭TimeToShine


    Walk around them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Careful of the shotgun midgets


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Midge's what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,550 ✭✭✭davetherave


    I think you mean midges, unless there are some smallfolk pulling, poking and scratching at you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,494 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Midges are grand but the mosquitoes are coming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Cap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Mozzies are here. Midge don't like citronella. Neither does mosquito. Rub some on.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    They're out. I hate them. What do others do or is there any way to get rid of the itchy basterds.


    Get a german phrase book and explain you can no longer participate as your membership of the Deutche Porno actors guild has expired.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Culchies and their midgets.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Dammit, now I've got the circus song stuck in my head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    I'm gonna set my best friend on you, OP, she's only 4'7.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭starling


    Midges are grand but the mosquitoes are coming
    PMSL, wish I could thank that one twice!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭JD DABA


    They're out. I hate them. What do others do or is there any way to get rid of the itchy basterds.

    hahahaha - midgets !!







    they're called dwarfs ya eegit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    Sorry about the mistake. I meant midges. I had to google the word midges as I always thought they were midgets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,359 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Catch em with chopsticks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,338 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    JD DABA wrote: »
    hahahaha - midgets !!







    they're called dwarfs ya eegit

    Also dwarves


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I got a packet of Deet free insect repellant wristbands, you can wear them on your ankle as well, from Doc Morris. They smell of lemon and seem to do the trick. Usually we get bitten really badly and the bites swell. I think I paid 10 euro for a pack of 3 and the pack says you get about 100 wear per bracelet, I think. So far so good.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭starling


    Also dwarves

    "Dwarfs" v. "Dwarves"...Geek war in 5...4...3....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Get a sex change. Mossies and their ilk apparently prefer women and their blood. Something to do with extra phosphorus that the ladies have IIRC? Also take up pipe smoking, that keeps the beggars away. Luckily they've always left me well alone(same for my dad, but they made a beeline(no pun) for my mum). This is probably not a good thing if bloodsuckers don't want your blood... "fcuk me I'm not biting that fecker, I might catch something". I've found similar with vampire attacks. Mind you zombies only love me. Werewolves always end up owing me money, the hairy freeloading lycanthropic bastids.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 13,834 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Midges are grand but the mosquitoes are coming


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Get a sex change. Mossies and their ilk apparently prefer women and their blood. Something to do with extra phosphorus that the ladies have IIRC? Also take up pipe smoking, that keeps the beggars away. Luckily they've always left me well alone(same for my dad, but they made a beeline(no pun) for my mum). This is probably not a good thing if bloodsuckers don't want your blood... "fcuk me I'm not biting that fecker, I might catch something". I've found similar with vampire attacks. Mind you zombies only love me. Werewolves always end up owing me money, the hairy freeloading lycanthropic bastids.

    A lot of British officers on colonial service would spend as much of the time pissed as they could get away with for this reason. The mossies object to alcohol apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭Almaviva


    starling wrote: »
    "Dwarfs" v. "Dwarves"...Geek war in 5...4...3....

    So, is a pixie, the same thing as an elf ? :confused:


  • Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What do others do or is there any way to get rid of the itchy basterds.

    Some people get terrible reactions to midge bites (extraordinary swelling and redness that can require treatment by a doctor).

    Most people however, just get over it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    fucking midgets











    is actually what we all thought this thread was about


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭gufnork


    Brunette ones are the best...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    I got a packet of Deet free insect repellant wristbands, you can wear them on your ankle as well, from Doc Morris. They smell of lemon and seem to do the trick. Usually we get bitten really badly and the bites swell. I think I paid 10 euro for a pack of 3 and the pack says you get about 100 wear per bracelet, I think. So far so good.

    Sounds like a flea collar for humans. I'll try it anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Sorry about the mistake. I meant midges. I had to google the word midges as I always thought they were midgets.

    i call them midgets too


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭starling


    Sounds like a flea collar for humans. I'll try it anyway

    I vaguely recall being told in History class that the fur stole originated as exactly that - the fleas would gather on the fur and eventually the stole would be thrown away and replaced with a new one....always made me chuckle when I saw rich people wearing them in films..


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