The Dry Spell Dilemma

Seachmall

Sort this out for me boards.

After a prolongued dry spell (where 'prolonged' means whatever 'way too fucking long' is for you) you get the opportunity to end it but unfortunately you must end it with someone who doesn't float your boat, roll your wagon, inflate your castle or whatever euphemism you have to describe such situations.

Do you take it?

And does your answer change if that person is an "associate". I.e. someone you don't regularly meet up with but someone who you either will ocassionally find yourself out with or, even worse, will expect something "more" and has the connections to easily track you down.

What's your decision? Do you avoid them because they're simply not your type? Or do you blow your dry spell out of the water and hope-to-fuck they do not read any more into it?

WilyCoyote

Go to bed with an Antabuse. You'll feel better for it

Ihatecuddles-old

End the dry spell, preferably after telling them its a one time thing.

Fart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaE7uiO1qRw

BlimpGaz

These days, even munters want top looking blokes.

Seachmall

BlimpGaz wrote: »

These days, even munters want top looking blokes.

What makes you think I'm not a top looking bloke?!

My mum says girls would be lucky to have me...

BlimpGaz

Seachmall wrote: »

What makes you think I'm not a top looking bloke?!

My mum says girls would be lucky to have me...

I'm talking G.Q. male model style.

The rest of us take whatever we can get. It wasn't like this in the 90's, that's for sure bud..

BillyMitchel

Get it over and take the first willing person. It's a no brainer. It's only coitis. Just have fun!

The Backwards Man

Call me oldfashioned or whatever, but I can't think of one single reason I would 'end a dry spell' with someone I didn't like.

mud

Don't do it. A dry spell is all it is. Ugh, even the thoughts of shagging someone that I wasn't into makes me feel ill.

BillyMitchel

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Call me oldfashioned or whatever, but I can't think of one single reason I would 'end a dry spell' with someone I didn't like.

If its just a once off, who cares? He wants to dip the wick not put a ring on someone's finger!

The Backwards Man

BillyMitchel wrote: »

If its just a once off, who cares? He wants to dip the wick not put a ring on someone's finger!

Just get a blowup doll or a vacuum cleaner nozzle or something then.

BillyMitchel

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Just get a blowup doll or a vacuum cleaner nozzle or something then.

Dolls don't moan and get wet and after a vacuum I'd never be able to clean the house the same again.

The Backwards Man

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Dolls don't moan and get wet and after a vacuum I'd never be able to clean the house the same again.

You're a charmer aren't you.

BlimpGaz

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Call me oldfashioned or whatever, but I can't think of one single reason I would 'end a dry spell' with someone I didn't like.

Because you're backwards. If you were forwards, you'd jump straight into a sack with a mutant like the rest of us.

The Backwards Man

BlimpGaz wrote: »

Because you're backwards. If you were forwards, you'd jump straight into a sack with a mutant like the rest of us.

Na, because I'm not like that whether I'm forwards or backwards, and because I would never use such a vulgar term to describe another human being.

Smidge

BlimpGaz wrote: »

Because you're backwards. If you were forwards, you'd jump straight into a sack with a mutant like the rest of us.

Picky, Picky, Picky.
You must be a right winner with the ladies :P

BillyMitchel

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You're a charmer aren't you.

Some would say charmer, while others would say full of shiit. Undecided myself TBH! :cool:

BlimpGaz

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I would never use such a vulgar term to describe another human being.

The type of female I'm referring to would need a doctor's certificate to prove she's not a Rhinoceros. Just last week I had the misfortune of failing to request such proof, and ended up in a bed with one of the critically endangered species of odd-toed ungulate. Went ahead with the act in the end though, as the bint brought a new level to the term "horny" both in terms of possessing high levels of sexual arousal, and a pointed projection of skin on the head region consisting of a covering of keratin and other proteins surrounding a core of live bone. Good and sexy times, I must say.

Esoteric_

Wouldn't bother with somebody I didn't like, just to end a dry spell. Ffs, I have vibrators, I'll be fine with a dry spell!

Legs.Eleven

BlimpGaz wrote: »

The type of female I'm referring to would need a doctor's certificate to prove she's not a Rhinoceros. Just last week I had the misfortune of failing to request such proof, and ended up in a bed with one of the critically endangered species of odd-toed ungulate. Went ahead with the act in the end though, as the bint brought a new level to the term "horny" both in terms of possessing high levels of sexual arousal, and a pointed projection of skin on the head region consisting of a covering of keratin and other proteins surrounding a core of live bone. Good and sexy times, I must say.

Ye can't be that great yourself if you have to settle for supposed "mutants".

discus

BlimpGaz wrote: »

The type of female I'm referring to would need a doctor's certificate to prove she's not a Rhinoceros. Just last week I had the misfortune of failing to request such proof, and ended up in a bed with one of the critically endangered species of odd-toed ungulate. Went ahead with the act in the end though, as the bint brought a new level to the term "horny" both in terms of possessing high levels of sexual arousal, and a pointed projection of skin on the head region consisting of a covering of keratin and other proteins surrounding a core of live bone. Good and sexy times, I must say.

BlimpGaz, you need to start posting more!

discus

The benefit of ending the dry spell with a chick who looks like she's been set on fire & put out with a golf shoe, with an arse like a bag of spanners is that she probably will not expect you to see her afterwards.

^Possibly the cruelest observation I've ever made on boards, and I don't feel good about it

Esoteric_

discus wrote: »

The benefit of ending the dry spell with a chick who looks like she's been set on fire & put out with a golf shoe, with an arse like a bag of spanners is that she probably will not expect you to see her afterwards.

^Possibly the cruelest observation I've ever made on boards, and I don't feel good about it

tbh, if somebody's that desperate for sex that they'll shag somebody who they describe in that manner, they should probably talk to a doctor about that. Being that desperate can't be normal.

Lemonperv

It would be very unfair to the girl if she likes you and you just use her the end your dry spell.

bacon n eggs

I know it's not right but some of these posts have brightened my day I laughed out loud.

Femme_Fatale

BillyMitchel wrote: »

If its just a once off, who cares? He wants to dip the wick not put a ring on someone's finger!

Some people are able to shag people they don't fancy and the sexual release is enough, but others need to fancy them to get aroused in the first place.

BlimpGaz

Femme_Fatale wrote: »

Some people in possession of a penis are able to shag people they don't fancy and the sexual release is enough, but others need to fancy them to get aroused in the first place.

Duly fixed for ye!

Lemonperv

BlimpGaz wrote: »

Duly fixed for ye!

"Whe whe whe..."

flanders1979

Join the priesthood. You can always knob the housekeeper.

BlimpGaz

flanders1979 wrote: »

Join the priesthood. You can always knob the housekeeper.

Never heard of an 8 year old male housekeeper to be honest :pac:

December2012

Never have sex that will make you feel bad about yourself.