Countdown - 2013

Cr4pSnip3r

Hopefully I didn't mess this up:

http://tinyurl.com/q5uo79r

Freaky !!

MomijiHime

DUN DUN DUN

Dodo Bird

That is so cool

DublinArnie

...

Cr4pSnip3r

DublinArnie wrote: »

...

Makes you kind of uncomfortable, huh?

DublinArnie

Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »

Makes you kind of uncomfortable, huh?

Nah.

Makes me realise how much i've grown in the last 3 years :rolleyes:, really moves me actually. Ah well, make the most out of life.

tr0llface

i feel obliged to make some sort of religious joke here but i can't think of any so enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4

Jijsaw

Gah I hate you! Reminding me of them bloody exams

MomijiHime

Jijsaw wrote: »

Gah I hate you! Reminding me of them bloody exams

You can run but you can't hide

Jijsaw

MomijiHime wrote: »

You can run but you can't hide

*tries to not make jokes about your mam* :P

MomijiHime

Jijsaw wrote: »

*tries to not make jokes about your mam* :P

your face

DublinArnie

Jijsaw wrote: »

*tries to not make jokes about your mam* :P

*laughs at your failure*

Jijsaw

DublinArnie wrote: »

*laughs at your failure*

You've a face only a blind man could love :P

DublinArnie

Jijsaw wrote: »

You've a face only a blind man could love :P

;)That blind man must be the best and romantic homosexual ever! You don't need to see someone's face to love them ... true love comes from the heart and the passion to stay with someone, not by seeing a face :rolleyes:;);).

You're so fat you were baptised in gravy ..:cool:

Jijsaw

DublinArnie wrote: »

;)That blind man must be the best and romantic homosexual ever! You don't need to see someone's face to love them ... true love comes from the heart and the passion to stay with someone, not by seeing a face :rolleyes:;);).

You're so fat you were baptised in gravy ..:cool:

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction:cool:

DublinArnie

Jijsaw wrote: »

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction:cool:

*claps* Not bad!

You're so fat ____________________(insert fat joke here)

Dodo Bird

Jijsaw wrote: »

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction:cool:

Can I join in these fat jokes ??
I have tons :P

Jijsaw

Dodo Bird wrote: »

Can I join in these fat jokes ??
I have tons :P

So does you're Mam :cool:
And feel free

DublinArnie

I'm so fat that i'm skinny.

Dodo Bird

Jijsaw wrote: »

So does you're Mam :cool:
And feel free

Ohhh you went there :DI see we changed the topic to 'yo mama' jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she has s** she has to give directions

DublinArnie

Dodo Bird wrote: »

Ohhh you went there :DI see we changed the topic to 'yo mama' jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she has s** she has to give directions

Yo mama is so fat, she is so fat, that everytime she walks, Japan gets another earthquake.:pac:

Jijsaw

DublinArnie wrote: »

I'm so fat that i'm skinny.

Body off Baywatch, face off Crime Watch :cool:

Dodo Bird

DublinArnie wrote: »

Yo mama is so fat, she is so fat, that everytime she walks, Japan gets another earthquake.:pac:

lol, yo mama is so fat, when she goes by the sea, the whales sing ''we are family''

Cr4pSnip3r

Stop this insolence.

Dodo Bird

Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »

Stop this insolence.

That's what she said :P

Jijsaw

Dodo Bird wrote: »

lol, yo mama is so fat, when she goes by the sea, the whales sing ''we are family''

Your mam is so fat her BMI is measured in acres

DublinArnie

Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »

Stop this insolence.

Fat mamas love insolence...

Jijsaw

Dodo Bird wrote: »

That's what she said :P

Apply cold water to burn to prevent blistering

DublinArnie

Yo'mama is so fat that everytime she used an elevlator, it always goes down.

Jijsaw

DublinArnie wrote: »

Yo'mama is so fat that everytime she used an elevlator, it always goes down.

Your mam is so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everyone

DublinArnie

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your mam is so fat when she went to the cinema she sat next to everyone

Yo'mama is so fat she is everyone.:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

Jijsaw

DublinArnie wrote: »

Yo'mama is so fat she is everyone.:cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

Your mam is so fat I took her picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing :cool::cool::cool:

Dodo Bird

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your mam is so fat her BMI is measured in acres

Your mama is so fat that when she measures her weight/(correct term in science ''mass'' the scale says ''to be continued''

DublinArnie

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your mam is so fat I took her picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing :cool::cool::cool:

Yo'mama is so fat I can't even take a picture of her.:cool::cool::cool:

Cr4pSnip3r

Yo mama so fat she now job shares with the moon.

Jijsaw

Dodo Bird wrote: »

Your mama is so fat that when she measures her weight/(correct term in science ''mass'' the scale says ''to be continued''

Your mam is so fat even Dora couldn't explore her

DublinArnie

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your mam is so fat even Dora couldn't explore her

......:eek:

Jijsaw

DublinArnie wrote: »

......:eek:

And your mam would have liked it :P *dirty thread is about to begin*

Cr4pSnip3r

Yo mama so fat she invented fun size chocolate bars so she could keep the rest for herself.

DublinArnie

Jijsaw wrote: »

And your mam would have liked it :P *dirty thread is about to begin*

*Reads forum charter* No pornography allowed.:rolleyes:

Jijsaw

Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »

Yo mama so fat she invented fun size chocolate bars so she could keep the rest for herself.

Your mam is so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

Cr4pSnip3r

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your mam is so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason God had to rest on the 7th day.

Jijsaw

DublinArnie wrote: »

*Reads forum charter* No pornography allowed.:rolleyes:

Damn! And I had my video with the midgets all copied and pasted *sigh* :rolleyes:

Jijsaw

Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »

Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason God had to rest on the 7th day.

Your mam is so fat she wore a yellow raincoat outside and people yelled "TAXI!"

Cr4pSnip3r

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your mam is so fat she wore a yellow raincoat outside and people yelled "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat she has blister cream for the Earth

(Btw, we're making these ourselves, right? I've made all of mine)

Jijsaw

Cr4pSnip3r wrote: »

Yo mama so fat she has blister cream for the Earth

(Btw, we're making these ourselves, right? I've made all of mine)

I'm making up some of mine and using other insults I got off friends/classmates

Your mam is so fat she got arrested at the airport for 12 pounds of crack

Dodo Bird

All of your mamas are so fat that they sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Cr4pSnip3r

Jijsaw wrote: »

I'm making up some of mine and using other insults I got off friends/classmates

Your mam is so fat she got arrested at the airport for 12 pounds of crack

Yo mama so fat that leading scientists are contributing the universe's missing mass to her instead of Dark matter.

Jijsaw

Dodo Bird wrote: »

All of your mamas are so fat that they sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Your Mams so fat she's got more rolls then a bakery

Dodo Bird

Jijsaw wrote: »

Your Mams so fat she's got more rolls then a bakery

I know you are what am I ??

Jijsaw

Dodo Bird wrote: »

I know you are what am I ??

Your mam, psych
Oh God we're back in the 90's