Great GoT One Liners

J. Marston

"The Lannisters send their regards."

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Shaggar: How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?

Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.

AlmightyCushion

Every sword needs a sheath.

castletownman

"Mind that one. He means a lot to me".

Or words to that effect by Osha last night. For some reason got a lump in my throat when she said it.

Paddy Cow

Not a one liner but Tyrion confessing his crimes is priceless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHx-kita75Y

shrewdness

Barristan Selmy: "Even now I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake!"

Gbear

"Aaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhh!"

-Catelyn Stark.

RobbingBandit

Tyrion "You Should taste her Fish Pie."
Shae "I don't think Lord Varys likes Fish Pie."

Still my favourite line in all the series so far. GRRM is a sick bastard at innuendoes:D

Paddy Cow

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Tyrion "You Should taste her Fish Pie."
Shae "I don't think Lord Varys likes Fish Pie."

Still my favourite line in all the series so far. GRRM is a sick bastard at innuendoes:D

Another one from Shae. When Tyrion was trying to sneak her into the castle he said he would get her a job in the kitchens. I can't remember her exact words but she said something along the lines of

"Men who have tasted my cooking always complement me on what a good whore I am".

Skylinehead

"But sir...hundreds will die".



"Thousands."

Stannis :cool:

theteal

what happens when the non existent bumps against the decrepit? - Nanny Tyrell

K_user

I know its not a one liner, but its classic "Hound".

AS: I know a real killer
SG: Is that so?
AS: You'd be like a kitten to him. He'd kill you with his little finger.
SG: Is that him?
AS: No
SG: Good...

Duckworth_Luas

Magister Illyrio Mopatis: "A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair"

:pac:

kieranfitz

Its already been mentioned but it is the truest line in any movie or TV series ever

Bronn: There's no cure for being a c*nt.

jimmy180sx

Has anyone mentioned it yet;

Arya to The Hound

One day i'll stick a sword through your eye and out the back of your head

LionelNashe

"A sword swallower through and through"

garv123

el dude

Stannis:He wasn't "my beloved brother". I didn't love him. He didn't love me.

Not a funny line on it's own i suppose, but the delivery makes it hilarious.

Plopsu

Tyrion: 'This is Chella, daughter of Cheyk. This is Timmit sone of Timmit And this is Bron, son of......'

Bron: 'You wouldn't know him'.

Best delivery in the entire three series.

lynski

season ep 10 had so many

You sent the most powerful man in the realm to bed without supper

big words no clothes

it is not easy being drunk all the time: if it was easy everyone would do it.

Hoder

goddevil

Valar Morghulis

Dave_The_Sheep

Not a one-liner, but this little gesture from Ramsay really made me laugh at the time, despite what a nutcase he is.

DarkDusk

^^^ I actually had a fit when I was laughing so hard! He has got to be one of the most creepiest character son television, yet he makes me laugh in nearly all his scenes!

DarkDusk

Tyrion's lines are by far the best!

Tyrion: Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!

Tyrion: I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.

Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.

Narsil

Bronn to Tyrion...............classic:cool:

castletownman

Why is there a "g" in night?

Sugar Free

Ser Davos trying to read while in the dungeon and half way through a sentence rolling his eyes up and exclaiming 'Fuck me!'

Mousewar

Robb Stark

"This one was only the watcher. Hang him last, so he may watch the others die."

dave13

Renly to Stannis about Margary: 'She came to me a maid'
Stannis: 'In your bed she's likely to remain one'

Mousewar

Cersei: You're a clever man. But you're not half as clever as you think you are.

Tyrion: That still makes me more clever than you.