Recruiter asked me out sunday night

1hottmofo

I recently was contacted via linkedin for a role by a recruiter.

I have a v good cv so the recruiter was looking to recommend me.she tried ringing me but i was in meetings so she ended up texting me to arrange interview

To cut a long story short i have been offered the job(probably will decline) and to celebrate the recruiter has suggested a drink sun night


Her last text read "delighted that you could meet **** today.they were really impressed and i think they will go to offered.im delighted as i know you will progress there.i feel like a drink sunday nite to celebrate?"

WTF

Do I slam her back door in.

Ihatecuddles-old

Tell her you usually celebrate with anal.....and does she have a strap on.

callaway92

She wants the D.

Go for it imo.

Nothing can possibly go wrong. .

dan1895

This'll be good.

Grand Moff Tarkin

Get in the builders entrance with her.

donvito99

That you, Feeky?

endacl

Wer you applying for a job as a Personal Insolvency Management Professional?

anncoates

Is the job a white gimp role in a Hop Hop movie?

MidlandsM

I need to get me some linkedin

Ilik Urgee

When you say her full name out loud does it sound like a lewd act OP? If so, she's definitely a recruiter....

Mariasofia

Her text says she feels like a drink Sunday night to celebrate.... It didn't say with you though??

fermanagh_man

Delighted as your getting her commission

Give her a dart anyway

1hottmofo

What i dont getbs that shes never even seen me.my linkedin is blank

Now mind you im not a bad geezer

She even told me one day hows shes a single mum

Is she a nympho or wtf

msg11

Where can I apply ?

bgrizzley

its the first page of a porno script, ive seen the movie...

shopaholic01

That's what happens when you're 1hottmofo.

orestes

You misheard her. She didn't say recruiter, she said you're a cute hoor.

1hottmofo

Mariasofia wrote: »

Her text says she feels like a drink Sunday night to celebrate.... It didn't say with you though??

Ah maria maria maria

Did you not see the ? . I assure you it was implied

NuckingFacker

1hottmofo wrote: »

What i dont getbs that shes never even seen me.my linkedin is blank

Now mind you im not a bad geezer

She even told me one day hows shes a single mum

Is she a nympho or wtf

She's going "God I hope this tool takes the job, the comissions massive. I'll ask him out for a drink and flirt a bit to try and seal the deal. Once he's settled and I'm paid, I'll stop answering his calls and move on to the next mark". Or somthing like that. Probably.

Ihatecuddles-old

1hottmofo wrote: »

What i dont getbs that shes never even seen me.my linkedin is blank

Now mind you im not a bad geezer

She even told me one day hows shes a single mum

Is she a nympho or wtf

Are you on Facebook? maybe she searched for you on there?

1hottmofo

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Are you on Facebook? maybe she searched for you on there?

Yeah but my profile is friends only and my main pic is of a cat with her paw down below with the capsion " omg knock first"

JD DABA

1hottmofo wrote: »

I recently was contacted via linkedin for a role by a recruiter.

I have a v good cv so the recruiter was looking to recommend me.she tried ringing me but i was in meetings so she ended up texting me to arrange interview

To cut a long story short i have been offered the job(probably will decline) and to celebrate the recruiter has suggested a drink sun night


Her last text read "delighted that you could meet **** today.they were really impressed and i think they will go to offered.im delighted as i know you will progress there.i feel like a drink sunday nite to celebrate?"

WTF

Do I slam her back door in.

Yes.

TheUsual

Drop the hand early and check first, according to Facebook, that recruiter's name is Fred.

Mariasofia

1hottmofo wrote: »

Ah maria maria maria

Did you not see the ? . I assure you it was implied

My mistake! That ? definately means she wants you to "slam her back door in"

1hottmofo

Thing is though is that her linkedin does have a pic

She wont be winning no miss universe anytime soon.shes not mary harneys twin or anything.maybe a 5.5/10

I might need her again as im nearly 75% sure i will reject the job.I need to keep her sweet

1hottmofo

Mariasofia wrote: »

My mistake! That ? definately means she wants you to "slam her back door in"

Its ok maria.i forgive you.we all make mistakes

Ihatecuddles-old

Just shag her and stop being such a gay boy about it.

shopaholic01

Were you interviewed by a female? She might have given the recruiter the lowdown on your level of attractiveness.

1hottmofo

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Were you interviewed by a female? She might have given the recruiter the lowdown on your level of attractiveness.

Nope.it was a guy

3ndahalfof6

No you invite her, tell her to come to the back door, then do the slamming, have some beans on hand, then cook her and eat her,

you will probably miss one of the better opportunities, but your belly will be full and the dogs will be fed for the next few weeks, you should get pigs, then you could kill all of them.

BGozIE

Her asking you for a drink without ever even seeing you screams you have a stage 5 clinger...

shopaholic01

1hottmofo wrote: »

Nope.it was a guy

Well maybe he told her.

Are you going to meet her?

Wompa1

1hottmofo wrote: »

Nope.it was a guy

Maybe the guy is the girl. He checked you out and liked what he saw, now he's reeling you in. There is no job, other than maybe a bj or hj in your future. Sorry OP.

1hottmofo

BGozIE wrote: »

Her asking you for a drink without ever even seeing you screams you have a stage 5 clinger...

Are they the likes that would want to cut it off it you dumped em

danger mouse

Haha op with his inflated ego..lol you will probably go for drinks with her on Sunday night and there will be a group of other clients of hers, at this gathering all celebrating their new job offers from her company. All thinking they had a shot at the title. With the invite from her being nothing more then an exercise in closing a deal by using a sales hook. Go for it mate you have nothing to loose.

1hottmofo

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Well maybe he told her.

Are you going to meet her?

I dunno.she just text around 7pm

Im kinda leaning towards no.i havnt really thought about it.too busy watchn the footie

Ihatecuddles-old

BGozIE wrote: »

Her asking you for a drink without ever even seeing you screams you have a stage 5 clinger...

I've been asked out for drinks via pm here! how can people want a drink with someone they've never seen?? mental!

1hottmofo

danger mouse wrote: »

Haha op with his inflated ego..lol you will probably go for drinks with her on Sunday night and there will be a group of other clients of hers, at this gathering all celebrating their new job offers from her company. All thinking they had a shot at the title. With the invite from her being nothing more then an exercise in closing a deal by using a sales hook. Go for it mate you have nothing to loose.

Go on explain how i have an inflated ego.give me a giggle

BGozIE

1hottmofo wrote: »

Are they the likes that would want to cut it off it you dumped em

It starts less severe, the longer your not together the worse it gets...in short, yes :pac:

biko

She's an alcoholic, it's very tragic.
Don't be an enabler :mad:

purpur1

She asked u out without seeing u...
She told you she was a single mother...
Desperate for the D...
Slam that door in right now.... (And gain a high level stalker)
Or...
Think about giving it a miss and save yourself the accidental (on purpose) unplanned pregnancy with miss 5 out of 10 ;-)

BGozIE

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've been asked out for drinks via pm here! how can people want a drink with someone they've never seen?? mental!

Haha that's mental alright. Your either a girl (men tend to be more desperate??) or you have serious text-appeal :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

could be a trap

TheUsual

Smells fishy to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0

1hottmofo

purpur1 wrote: »

She asked u out without seeing u...
She told you she was a single mother...
Desperate for the D...
Slam that door in right now.... (And gain a high level stalker)
Or...
Think about giving it a miss and save yourself the accidental (on purpose) unplanned pregnancy with miss 5 out of 10 ;-)

You paint an interesting picture good sir

Ihatecuddles-old

1hottmofo wrote: »

You paint an interesting picture good sir

I don't think you can have an unplanned pregnancy from smashing her back doors in...

orestes

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I don't think you can have an unplanned pregnancy from smashing her back doors in...

If she gets pregnant from that I would think it definitely qualifies as unplanned.

helimachoptor

OP Where is the link to her linkedin profile

Nabber

It's all lies. The OP is unemployed, uneducated, unhygienic and is most likely so far in the closet he is gone past Narnia and come out in Moordor.

NegativeCreep

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've been asked out for drinks via pm here! how can people want a drink with someone they've never seen?? mental!

Why does having a drink have to be a sexual thing though?

kwestfan08

You could go for the drink and see on the fly how the evining is going. If it feels right, smash away if not just say "I have a girlfriend" or something and escape with everyone's pride in tact.