Things which give you higher social status

Three Seasons

I'll start off with a Third level degree, those with degrees tend to have higher social status then without.

smash

Bling!

Oranage2

Being tall

murphym7

Big Willy

NothingMan

Any Apple product.

OldGoat

Shuning the hoi polli.

FatherLen

a live tamagotchi

Duckworth_Luas

An elaborate moustache

Lisha

A butler

WoollyRedHat

Upgrading to the Four Seasons.

13spanner

Employment.

ibarelycare

A double barrel surname.

Scuba_Scoper

being able to roll a five skinner

General General

Telekinetic powers.

Oregano_State

A monocle.

davet82

Being a man-ho

NothingMan

An ironed shirt.

quad_red

Decking.

cson

The Canyonero you have to traverse the treacherous terrain of the N11.

NothingMan

2000 facebook friends.

Lisha

Naming your off-spring unpronounceable, impossible to spell names, possibly as gaelige

Catkins407

Three Seasons wrote: »

I'll start off with a Third level degree, those with degrees tend to have higher social status then without.

I dunno all about that. All the comic book villains have degrees. Well lots of them are called doctor anyway lol bankers who end up costing our country billions have degrees and they are quite frankly the scum of the earth. Lol

Social status is not really desirable much any more. Money and fame are but social status not so much

muckwarrior

Three Seasons wrote: »

I'll start off with a Third level degree, those with degrees tend to have higher social status then without.

Knowing the difference between then and than.

namloc1980

A ladder.

Menas

NOT having to ask for a airline upgrade

cson

OP, by "Social Status" I'm guessing you mean "Wanker", right?

Catkins407

Oregano_State wrote: »

A monocle.

Yes I second this , absolute pinnacle for anyone wanting to be upwardly mobile lol

smash

cson wrote: »

OP, by "Social Status" I'm guessing you mean "Wanker", right?

Nobody's mentioned BMW yet though...

WoollyRedHat

How many different types of cutlery you have.One must never eat soup with a desert spoon..

Wibbs

Generally speaking Money X Education X Time = Social status. Of those variables money is by far the most important.

namloc1980

Having furniture put together by someone else.

Rented Mule

Not knowing who the hell this 'Joe' character everyone keeps complaining to.

Catkins407

Knowing the difference between a good wine or the pucks piss most of us drink. Lol

WoollyRedHat

Having decide whether to take the Beamer, the Ferrari or the Porsche out. Or simply take the helicopter.

Iano_128

Boats 'N' Hoes

Wibbs

namloc1980 wrote: »

Having furniture put together by someone else.

Having furniture that has been in the family for generations. Things that show up on the antiques roadshow you just call "stuff".

Sugar Free

Wibbs wrote: »

Generally speaking Money X Education X Time = Social status. Of those variables money is by far the most important.

Far too sensible a post

I'd go with not wearing something from Jack Jones/graphic tshirts/pointy toed knacker shoes from Aldo etc.

//stirring

VinLieger

A dad who works for KPMG

SEPT 23 1989

A tall hat

FloatingVoter

A tight haircut, small nuclear arsenal and a country to call ones own in SE Asia.

Sergeant

A long gravel driveway which makes a satisfying crunch as you drive along it in your Range Rover.

Fr_Fitzexactly

Range Rover Sport HSE on Healy Rae plates

Fr_Fitzexactly

Wibbs wrote: »

Having furniture that has been in the family for generations. Things that show up on the antiques roadshow you just call "stuff".

A watch that "keeps good verge time"

Negative equity.

LeinsterDub

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

How many different types of cutlery you have.One must never eat soup with a desert spoon..

Would it be acceptable for one to eat dessert with a soup spoon

john_cappa

Having more than 1000 posts on boards.

Finally in the club!

iDave

Having smellier farts than your mates

WoollyRedHat

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

How many different types of cutlery you have.One must never eat soup with a desert spoon..

In fairness even my work canteen has both soup and dessert spoons

Kylo Ren

Not having scurvy.

Joe prim

OldGoat wrote: »

Shuning the hoi polli.

Bean Abel ta spell tings rite

Anyone

Road frontage.