Strange Internet forums

Three Seasons

What strange Internet forums have you encountered?

After finding myself accidentally wandering into the mustard forum on boards it made me wonder about what strange forums exist out there.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"You best start believeing in strange internet forums Three Seasons.............yer in one".

MurdyWurdy

Some subreddits I've seen are completely messed up. Someone linked to one called clip clop once. Unfortunately I clicked on it - full of pics of cartoon/animated horses with big penises having sex. Extremely nsfw!

amacca

Three Seasons wrote: »

After finding myself accidentally wandering into the mustard forum on boards it made me wonder about what strange forums exist out there.

me too!!!!! I cant wait for all the replies to this so I can find new forums on the web especially all the duuuuurty ones!

in the mean time I shall start with the hitherto unbeknown to me mustard forum right here on boards

Hank Scorpio

stormfront is a nice place for nice people

1ZRed

We get this same question asked every three seasons

shopaholic01

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Some subreddits I've seen are completely messed up. Someone linked to one called clip clop once. Unfortunately I clicked on it - full of pics of cartoon/animated horses with big penises having sex. Extremely nsfw!

Link? :pac:

GreenWolfe

The Flat Earth Society, without a doubt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth_Society

amacca

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

full of pics of cartoon/animated horses with big penises having sex. Extremely nsfw!

Unless you work in a south american animated horse porn production studio :pac:

(lets at least pretend to be inclusive here)

Clandestine

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Some subreddits I've seen are completely messed up. Someone linked to one called clip clop once. Unfortunately I clicked on it - full of pics of cartoon/animated horses with big penises having sex.

You should see what the people who like that stuff look/act like.

Trudiha

The ones where no one ever disagrees with anyone else and they use hug brackets. They don't bring out the best in me.

My name is URL

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Some subreddits I've seen are completely messed up. Someone linked to one called clip clop once. Unfortunately I clicked on it - full of pics of cartoon/animated horses with big penises having sex. Extremely nsfw!

What the fcuk! You've got to wonder what went wrong in the lives of men who pull the tools of themselves to that stuff.

amacca

Trudiha wrote: »

The ones where no one ever disagrees with anyone else and they use hug brackets. They don't bring out the best in me.

aaah....whose a cutie pie?...thats right, you're a cutie pie!

hugs and kisses to you, (((Trudiha)))

castletownman

Hoganstand.

Where the GAA-heads congregate to spew venom at each other about the junior hurling championship in their respective counties.

It's a wonderful place

MurdyWurdy

My name is URL wrote: »

What the fcuk! You've got to wonder what went wrong in the lives of men who pull the tools of themselves to that stuff.

I know, it was seriously disturbing. The subreddit is called clipclop so easy enough to find if anyone is interested - I don't recommend it though

amacca

My name is URL wrote: »

What the fcuk! You've got to wonder what went wrong in the lives of men who pull the tools of themselves to that stuff.

yup, animated horse porn is out there imo

on a related note, just looked up what exactly a brony is there as its a new thing to me and found this

Brony 1: What's your favorite pony?
Brony 2: Fluttershy, cause she's just so cute!
Brony 3: Hey man, those are fighting words. Rarity is obviously the best pony!
Brony 2: What are you going to do?
Brony 3: I'm gonna love and tolerate the crap out of you.
*hugs*

shudder

OCorcrainn

The strangest and most depressingly pathetic forums I have ever seen were on IMDB!

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hayden Panettiere



Everyone there seems to be batsh*t insane.

Trudiha

amacca wrote: »

aaah....whose a cutie pie?...thats right, you're a cutie pie!

hugs and kisses to you, (((Trudiha)))

That is awful and disconcerting, I was thinking more along the lines of this:

Dear amacca

While I can see why you've lost faith in the Government and are stockpiling assault weapons, maybe you could think about letting your wife and kids out of the bunker every few days. Of course it's your own choice, they are, as you say, your own chattel. Consider putting a little more trust in your own guardian angel, a personal gift from God. :P:P:P

((((amacca))))

MurdyWurdy

amacca wrote: »

Unless you work in a south american animated horse porn production studio :pac:

(lets at least pretend to be inclusive here)

Lol - I should have said not safe for life!!

Ihatecuddles-old

Is animal porn not illegal? or are you just not allowed have sex with them?

I watched a documentary years ago, that said men only get turned on by human sex. Women get turned on by almost anything sexual, animal sex, someone stroking a cucumber, sexual words.
Probably bullsh*t.

MurdyWurdy

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Is animal porn not illegal? or are you just not allowed have sex with them?

I watched a documentary years ago, that said men only get turned on by human sex. Women get turned on by almost anything sexual, animal sex, someone stroking a cucumber, sexual words.
Probably bullsh*t.

It's not real animals, they're cartoons that some strange person has drawn. Like a my little pony cartoon with giant willies!

Cienciano

A fisting forum. No idea what I was searching for when I found it. Probably fisting. The threads on it are weird.
I won't link, but here's a recent post. I spoilered it just to be safe.

I have been plugging and stretching and fisting my hole for years hit I have finally succeeded in achieving a natural prolapse! What I mean is, I was last plugged and stretched 2 days ago yet my hole is still prolapsing out! I love it. When I walk around I feel my insides falling out of my hole! What a wonderful feeling to be this loose! I am always loose but have never been able to achieve this level of looseness with a prolapse days later before!

Yay for me! Now, time to do MORE stretching and see how much of my ass will fall out of my hole from now on!

Wish me luck!!!

BillyMitchel

Reddit/NSFL

The video of the men doing stuff with their cocks. First video on the Internet I couldn't watch till the end. Some really strange people out there.

VinLieger

There was one i was shown years ago that basically worshipped the character Midna from the legend of zelda twilight princess game as some kind of sexual goddess

shopaholic01

Cienciano wrote: »

A fisting forum. No idea what I was searching for when I found it. Probably fisting. The threads on it are weird.
I won't link, but here's a recent post. I spoilered it just to be safe.

I have been plugging and stretching and fisting my hole for years hit I have finally succeeded in achieving a natural prolapse! What I mean is, I was last plugged and stretched 2 days ago yet my hole is still prolapsing out! I love it. When I walk around I feel my insides falling out of my hole! What a wonderful feeling to be this loose! I am always loose but have never been able to achieve this level of looseness with a prolapse days later before!

Yay for me! Now, time to do MORE stretching and see how much of my ass will fall out of my hole from now on!

Wish me luck!!!

:eek:
Sweet mother of Jesus, what is wrong with some people?

My name is URL

amacca wrote: »

yup, animated horse porn is out there imo

on a related note, just looked up what exactly a brony is there as its a new thing to me and found this



shudder

Coming soon to a Boards near you :pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056869676

Zaph

Cienciano wrote: »

A fisting forum. No idea what I was searching for when I found it. Probably fisting. The threads on it are weird.
I won't link, but here's a recent post. I spoilered it just to be safe.

I have been plugging and stretching and fisting my hole for years hit I have finally succeeded in achieving a natural prolapse! What I mean is, I was last plugged and stretched 2 days ago yet my hole is still prolapsing out! I love it. When I walk around I feel my insides falling out of my hole! What a wonderful feeling to be this loose! I am always loose but have never been able to achieve this level of looseness with a prolapse days later before!

Yay for me! Now, time to do MORE stretching and see how much of my ass will fall out of my hole from now on!

Wish me luck!!!

You win.

Zaph

My name is URL wrote: »

Coming soon to a Boards near you :pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056869676

Depressing, isn't it?

Columbia

About 3-4 years ago I stumbled across a forum full of Pokemon believers, i.e. people who believed that Pokemon were real and had seen them.

Turned out to be a bunch of guys on an elaborate wind-up, but several people who were not in on the joke had joined the forum and claimed to have seen Pokemon in the real world.

spankysue

Cienciano wrote: »

A fisting forum. No idea what I was searching for when I found it. Probably fisting. The threads on it are weird.
I won't link, but here's a recent post. I spoilered it just to be safe.

I have been plugging and stretching and fisting my hole for years hit I have finally succeeded in achieving a natural prolapse! What I mean is, I was last plugged and stretched 2 days ago yet my hole is still prolapsing out! I love it. When I walk around I feel my insides falling out of my hole! What a wonderful feeling to be this loose! I am always loose but have never been able to achieve this level of looseness with a prolapse days later before!

Yay for me! Now, time to do MORE stretching and see how much of my ass will fall out of my hole from now on!

Wish me luck!!!

So that's what goes on over in Sex & Sexuality? I'm glad now that I'm too broke to afford a subscription

shopaholic01

My name is URL wrote: »

Coming soon to a Boards near you :pac:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056869676

What is the purpose of that forum?

Cienciano

spankysue wrote: »

So that's what goes on over in Sex & Sexuality? I'm glad now that I'm too broke to afford a subscription

That was actually devores post :pac:

My name is URL

Zaph wrote: »

Depressing, isn't it?

Well, unsettling anyway! I had always thought the whole Brony thing was just a sarcastic kind of piss-take... then I read some of the arguments in favor of the forum

Professey Chin

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Some subreddits I've seen are completely messed up. Someone linked to one called clip clop once. Unfortunately I clicked on it - full of pics of cartoon/animated horses with big penises having sex. Extremely nsfw!

Ive seen that one. Tis no spacedicks though

Weirdest ive seen was one I saw in a cracked article. A Buffy Fan forum with about 40,000 posts. All by the same person

Das Kitty

Cienciano wrote: »

A fisting forum. No idea what I was searching for when I found it. Probably fisting. The threads on it are weird.
I won't link, but here's a recent post. I spoilered it just to be safe.

I have been plugging and stretching and fisting my hole for years hit I have finally succeeded in achieving a natural prolapse! What I mean is, I was last plugged and stretched 2 days ago yet my hole is still prolapsing out! I love it. When I walk around I feel my insides falling out of my hole! What a wonderful feeling to be this loose! I am always loose but have never been able to achieve this level of looseness with a prolapse days later before!

Yay for me! Now, time to do MORE stretching and see how much of my ass will fall out of my hole from now on!

Wish me luck!!!

If only someone told him, all he needed to do was carry a 9lb baby to term and give birth to it.

I joined a Yahoo group about emulator games in 2001. The group itself was grand, but my yahoo name was similar to here (obvious vagina owner) and I had a 4 or 5 photos on my profile from 98 that I had forgotten about.

I made two posts. The first was an introduce yourself, saying hi, these be the games I like. Within an hour I had messages from guys filling my inbox. I had 2 threads dedicated to me with guys arguing about whether I'm "hot" or not. Then guys wading in stating that I could be a bitch so for the other bros not to get their hopes up about me. Someone took the few pictures from my account and posted them in a thread giving his aesthetic opinion of each and inviting others to comment.

I was young and stupid, so I made a second post: just here to talk about emulators, okay? Thus proving the doubters right and confirming myself as a bitch.

I've never before or since encountered such pure distilled sexism. I felt violated if I'm honest. These guys thought this was a perfectly acceptable way to behave.

TheUsual

Warning don't click on it, Omegle was supposed to be free video chat with nice witty people.
It's actually full of NSFW freaks.

http://omegle.com/


Uncyclopedia was supposed to show how wikipedia is not actually based on facts and can be edited by anyone. But can be funny now and again.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/American_%28species%29

Cienciano

Das Kitty wrote: »

If only someone told him, all he needed to do was carry a 9lb baby to term and give birth to it.

Strange, my wife gave birth to a 9lb 4oz baby 4 days ago. Baby was right down for about 3 weeks. She knows all about it!

Das Kitty

Cienciano wrote: »

Strange, my wife gave birth to a 9lb 4oz baby 4 days ago. Baby was right down for about 3 weeks. She knows all about it!

Congrats!

Scruffles

fur affinity? dont know how sfw it is as am not interested to find out tbh.
never understood the whole 'lets make animals look like people,but at the same time animals with their tits/nether regions hanging out' concept.

Cienciano

Das Kitty wrote: »

Congrats!

And I'm on here quoting stuff from a fisting forum. Thank god for breast feeding, the fathers saviour.

TheUsual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvzLTSk4gjs

SimonLynch

theyellowboard.com


It's a message board for marching band teachers in Texas, they come across as quite self-obsessed and precious and with little regard for their charges. the beauty of the site is that you don't need to register, just post away, be subtle (including American spellings) and get them going. Preferably use the name of a Stockport County player from the 80s or 90s as your username.

bb1234567

I follow the zombie forum:o

amacca

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I watched a documentary years ago, that said men only get turned on by human sex. Women get turned on by almost anything sexual, animal sex, someone stroking a cucumber, sexual words.
Probably bullsh*t.

It is bullsh1t....I've been making dirty jokes around women, stroking cucumbers and eating bananas in highly suggestive ways for years

not one of them got turned on....some even had the nerve to walk away

EuskalHerria

A friend of mine while we were in college loved searching for the worst things on the Internet. His excitement was from the reactions of his victims after he discovered some online treasure.

His life was completed after he found and registered on a beastiality forum. He spent the next four hours reading comments, that to this day, I can't understand. His narration of comments and his howling laughter as he read them still haunt me.

TheBrinch

boards.4chan.org/b - this is the arsehole of the entire internet...enter at your own risk! Its a random image board where people can post all sorts of nonsense. You have been warned!

Lawrence1895

There's one from Germany, it's full of conspiracies and kids on their mid term break, who swear to see ghosts

http://www.allmystery.de

A few decent lads in the Football thread and the Metal thread there as well, just to mention

BillyMitchel

TheBrinch wrote: »

boards.4chan.org/b - this is the arsehole of the entire internet...enter at your own risk! Its a random image board where people can post all sorts of nonsense. You have been warned!

Just spent 10 mins going through that and it was enough. There is some god awful shîte and bullying happening on that site and not all kids either.

I've had enough Internet for the day now.

Clandestine

TheBrinch wrote: »

boards.4chan.org/b - this is the arsehole of the entire internet...enter at your own risk! Its a random image board where people can post all sorts of nonsense. You have been warned!

/b/ can be good for a laugh sometimes, but 90% its just not worth it. You should look at /pol/ hah hah.

The only "good" boards on 4chan are the wallpaper boards, /out/ and some of the exclusive pic sharing boards.

Duggy747

Oh boy, where to begin.....

There's a forum that specializes in poo. Absolutely everything to do with poo and not in the porno sense, just a bunch of people talking about their love for it.

They share recipes (poo dip for your Doritos, Poo ice lollies, Poo burgers, how to have it with your Corn Flakes), what diet to go on to get that "perfect" poo be it consistency or..........eh..........specific taste, and they have a section on how to best store poo:

It tastes best when it's same day fresh, preferably several hours after it was produced because this permits some nasty organisms to die off. Fermentation and putrefaction continue to occur when stored in the refrigerator even if only for a few days. Eat it at your own risk. When shìt is frozen, fermentation and putrefaction are prevented, but its texture is affected when it's thawed out.

Thaw and/or reheat if desired by submerging in a sink full of warm water. Do not use the microwave! Sadly, a nice firm grogan can turn to mush after thawing. Of course, it will still work fine for smearing. BTW:

Be careful what you store shìt in. By all means, securely wrap it in the clingy type of clear plastic wrap before you load it into your favorite Tupperware. Failure to use a good clingy wrap will allow odors to penetrate most other types of plastic wraps, bags, and wares even in the freezer!

Of course, a Mason jar with a rubber gasket offers safe protection in the refrigerator, but the effects of freezing the jar are unknown to me.

I also encountered a very strange, disturbed and unsettling Russian (or German, can't remember) forum that dealt with necrophilia. Was a derranged place with people posting pictures up new obituaries from papers where they then went to the actual grave and "did something" to that occupant's headstone, posting up pictures of the aftermath.

There's quite a few more deranged forums I've seen throughout the years but those 2 stand out.

the_syco

FlirTar; http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1312