stuck in neighbours basement

shane9689

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

Faolchu

Is your neighbour josef fritzle if so you're screwed

kneemos

A couple of days ago Tom was here now I don't know.

endacl

shane9689 wrote: »

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

Locate a rusty spoon, and a cowboy hat with corks all around the brim. You should be able to download these over wifi. Start digging. Claim asylum in Oz. best of luck! Keep us posted until you're out of signal range.

Chucken

OP what did you climb in there for?

Let us know where it is..we wont ring the gardai, I swear.

Birneybau

Only one thing for it, danger [EMAIL="w@nk"]w@nk[/EMAIL].

Duggy747

Get used to taste of raw rat.

This is your new life, now.

Boo2112

Are you one of those people off the meteor ad?

SEPT 23 1989

Start a fire to attract attention

0ph0rce0

Jaysus bit early to be on the drink :pac:

WoollyRedHat

shane9689 wrote: »

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

Call the police and say they kidnapped you and have been keeping you in their basement ever since.

Herb Powell

Some pics would be handy

shane9689

to be honest, it all started as an innocent misunderstanding. I don't want to leave a bad impression, only moved in last week.
as i said, id prefer if this went under the radar...

Dtp79

Can you not get out the same way you got in?

antodeco

Have you tried Osmosis?

donvito99

Is your neighbour on boards?

Panthro

Is your neighbour's second name Fritzl by any chance?

If it is, you fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccked!:pac::pac::pac:

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told. It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Now it places the lotion in the basket. Put the ****ing lotion in the basket!

endacl

shane9689 wrote: »

to be honest, it all started as an innocent misunderstanding. I don't want to leave a bad impression, only moved in last week.
as i said, id prefer if this went under the radar...

I'd say you're safe enough, under-radar wise...

Pretzill

shane9689 wrote: »

stuck in neighbours basement,


cant alert anyone, otherwise theyll know i climbed in. im using their wi-fi at the moment, could really use some help

ideas for escape?

A basement? Go out the door - be warned i'm hiding behind it with a baseball bat

Dtp79

This one could beat " I found a safe "

shane9689

Dtp79 wrote: »

Can you not get out the same way you got in?

well, no because they came home. there is a window, but its high up

WoollyRedHat

Oooh, I know, you can say you broke into their basement to rescue a cat, and then the cat escaped, leaving you left for dead. Basterd cats, it's more common than you think, they're constantly luring people to basements and trying to catch them out.

admiralofthefleet

has your neighbour every told you to place a dog in a basket?

Dtp79

shane9689 wrote: »

well, no because they came home. there is a window, but its high up

Can u tell how many people are in the house upstairs

who_me

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Call the police and say they kidnapped you and have been keeping you in their basement ever since.

Excellent idea! You might even be able to sue them for mental anguish. I can just imagine the look on their faces when they confidently open the basement to show their innocence, only to see the OP in there begging for his freedom.

OP, any chance you could find some rope and tie yourself up? Would make it seem more authentic. If you're going to do the whole "fake kidnap victim in your basement" thing, you don't wanna do it half-assed.

Boo2112

Oh, oh say you were taking a nap and sleepwalked..into their basement. Could work.

Personally I'd go with the cat thing though.

TheUsual

Better do what he says ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

shane9689

who_me wrote: »

Excellent idea! You might even be able to sue them for mental anguish. I can just imagine the look on their faces when they confidently open the basement to show their innocence, only to see the OP in there begging for his freedom.

OP, any chance you could find some rope and tie yourself up? Would make it seem more authentic. If you're going to do the whole "fake kidnap victim in your basement" thing, you don't wanna do it half-assed.

cant find any rope...theres some tools and a washing machine though...

but in all seriousness, im not sure i want to go back upstairs. theres usually only a middle-aged couple here, but it sounds like theres more than the usualy around tonight :l

it would seriously not look good if they found me, as ive been trying to give a good impression all week. i need help!

Weevil

Broadcast a gig on Sky Arts.

mattjack

Hmm difficult one OP .
You need to give us more information .. is your neighbour hot ? are you naked ?

Rastadoyle

take a dump in the basement