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Is it ok to fart during sex?

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  • 08-04-2013 1:42am
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    Kenny Gofuk
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭


    Is it ok to fart during sex? :mad:

    Over a few drinks a mate of mine confessed he got off with a girl after quite a long 'dry spell'
    However he went on to inform me that the girl he was with was extremely under the weather.
    Things were going well until they attemped to do it 'doggy style'
    He told me that she sharted and **** all over him, most of it on his piece.
    That was 3 days ago..... I'm still laughing :D


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    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Farting? Sure.

    Defecating on your partner's genitals? Eh, depends I suppose.


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    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    she queefs all the time


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    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    do you think fart means to shit?


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    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Should've jammed it up there and corked that explosion


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    gg2
    Registered Users Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭gg2


    Kenny Gofuk wrote: »
    Is it ok to fart during sex? :mad:

    Over a few drinks a mate of mine confessed he got off with a girl after quite a long 'dry spell'
    However he went on to inform me that the girl he was with was extremely under the weather.
    Things were going well until they attemped to do it 'doggy style'
    He told me that she sharted and **** all over him, most of it on his piece.

    What did he do??


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    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Should've jammed it up there and corked that explosion
    :eek:


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    Shreddy Krueger
    Registered Users Posts: 99 ✭✭Shreddy Krueger


    Did he blast her with piss in retaliation ?


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,044 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    As long as there's no followthorough.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    markie29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,040 ✭✭✭markie29


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    As long as there's no followthorough.

    you mean no ikkypoo too :P


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    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    That would nearly turn me off sex for good. Nearly


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    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    That has to be one of the filthiest opening posts on here EVER:eek::D


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,044 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    markie29 wrote: »
    you mean no ikkypoo too :P

    Well, since flutternbuttram or whatever his name was left, someone has to hold the fort.


    Oh, and it helps to leave no.... eh.... "markies"...:D

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    WOCM4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭WOCM4


    Shreddy Krueger wrote: »
    Did he blast her with piss in retaliation ?

    Listen once and learn, Blast with piss is dead, tired and very old.

    Also


    ****ting on a penis is not farting on a penis OP.

    **** on penis would have been a funnier thread tbh. Nice Fail.

    Kids today, got no standards.


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    #15
    Brego888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭Brego888


    If it's a fanny fart then yes


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    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Should've jammed it up there and corked that explosion

    A good runny shart is as good a lubricant as any


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,044 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Brego888 wrote: »
    If it's a fanny fart then yes

    All farts are funny!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    AngryHippie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    :D Piss blasting is alive and well.

    It's just not cool to talk about it anymore.:rolleyes:

    It's become an underground movement.


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    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    Kenny Gofuk can you burn sharts?


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    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    A good runny shart is as good a lubricant as any

    Awww, now that's my limit of disgusting hit. Well played!


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    Amprodude
    Registered Users Posts: 4,034 ✭✭✭Amprodude


    Yes a fart would pollute my valuable possession.


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    #22
    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Why do Irish people only put 239 beans in their chilli?

    Well, one more would be two faarrtty.














    :o


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    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭policarp


    Everyone gets a buzz off their own farts.
    The trick is to train your partner to get
    the same buzz. Try eating mushrooms together.


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    joetoad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 295 ✭✭joetoad


    If my partner did that I would tie her up, but a clamp in her mouth so its open nice and wide and take a dump down her throat.


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    WOCM4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭WOCM4


    As George Carlin once said, 'Your own farts are fine, its everyone else s that's disgusting'


    Except Wimmerns, As, obviously , they do not fart.


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    WOCM4
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭WOCM4


    joetoad wrote: »
    If my partner did that I would tie her up, but a clamp in her mouth so its open nice and wide and take a dump down her throat.

    You sound like a nice fella.


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    #27
    Kenny Gofuk
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭Kenny Gofuk


    HA HA! She sent him a text today like nothing happened, wondering if they could catch up this weekend - seconds anyone?


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    #28
    General General
    Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    I think if she does this, you are allowed to call her a lot of names that you otherwise might not get away with.


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    #29
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    I would have thought it was unacceptable.

    And After Hours continues to shock, entertain, amuse and disgust in equal measure.

    You stay classy, AH. ;)


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    lufties
    Registered Users Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    WOCM4 wrote: »
    As George Carlin once said, 'Your own farts are fine, its everyone else s that's disgusting'


    Except Wimmerns, As, obviously , they do not fart.
    Exactly, everyone knows pretty girls dont fart!


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    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    lufties wrote: »
    Exactly, everyone knows pretty girls dont fart!

    Are you insinuating that the OP's mate was NOT with a "pretty girl"???
    :pac:


    I was going to say that that could be seen as sh1t stirring but..............


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