Have you ever come home without your pants?

Larianne

So, walking home from the gym today I see a pair of jeans stuffed in between railings at the front garden of a house.

Ever come home without your pants?

Me, I've always come home with my pants. And shoes. That's another one you see.

paulmclaughlin

Trousers.

Seachmall

Now that I think about it I've never come home without my pants.


I should start keeping my dignity in there, maybe I wouldn't lose it on so many nights out.

some random drunk

Do you mean pants referring to underwear or pants referring to trousers?

Either way I've never managed to lose mine on a night out.

Mr. CooL ICE

I have often come home without someone else's pants

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Not always.

I have come home with ladies pants on occasions.

Snifftastic!

Larianne

some random drunk wrote: »

Do you mean pants referring to underwear or pants referring to trousers?

That's for you to decide. :pac:

mattjack

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Not always.

I have come home with ladies pants on occasions.

Snifftastic!

Still robbing off the clothes lines ?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

mattjack wrote: »

Still robbing off the clothes lines ?

Yes but moved onto old folk homes clothes lines.

dodderangler

Pants???


..........'Merica!

Banjo String

Yes absolutely.

True story. Completely sober in a phone box in Sydney calling home to my parents, short story, what I thought was a fart, was in fact the beginning of the runs.

Cue me walking like John Wayne to a nearby hotel, straight to the jacks to clean myself up, flushed pants down loo and headed for a pharmacy.

Wish it was a sex filled tale, but sadly the truth will have to do.

some random drunk

One morning I was walking to work and there was a small pile of clothes on the side of the street, including a pair of shoes and socks. A banana was placed on top. Would love to know what exactly had gone on the night before.

newmug

I often wondered about the shoes one myself, you'd see a stray shoe here and there of a Sunday morning. Well one night, I found out all about it! I was balubas drunk, waiting for a taxi. So I sat down on a street bench, and fell asleep. I woke up to three little scobes untying my laces, they had one shoe off already. When I woke up they legged it, but one shouted back that they were going to tie the laces together and throw my shoes over the power lines! Little feckers!

Poor Uncle Tom

Larianne wrote: »

Ever come home without your pants?

Yes, actually,

Swapped my jeans for a skirt one night after lots of alcohol and stuff. I had to walk to her place in the morning wearing the skirt and ask her mother if I could have my jeans back please, I went home with a different girl........:o

Jeeeeez, what memories you drag up.....

AnonoBoy

SamHall wrote: »

Yes absolutely.

True story. Completely sober in a phone box in Sydney calling home to my parents, short story, what I thought was a fart, was in fact the beginning of the runs.

Cue me walking like John Wayne to a nearby hotel, straight to the jacks to clean myself up, flushed pants down loo and headed for a pharmacy.

Wish it was a sex filled tale, but sadly the truth will have to do.

Any time I see a pair of trousers or jeans abandoned on the roadside I automatically assume it's a faeces-related story.

Suppose that's just a reflection of my life really.

some random drunk

With regards to the shoes, Spike Jonze made a short film on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2hTt2FxIYw

orestes

I've always managed to keep my pants, but I lost a good pair of boots once.

Passed out at a house party once and woke up with them stolen right off my feet while I was unconscious. Considering that it was a pair of these things I was pretty p1ssed off, but begrudgingly impressed with whoever managed to get them off my feet without waking me up.

bobin fudge

exactly the footwear i would imagine most forummers to wear :pac:

Captain Chaos

mattjack wrote: »

Still robbing off the clothes lines ?

It's no fun if they are clean.:D

Scruffles

hell yeah,clothing is overrated.
used to go out with as little on as possible,and if was unable to get past the staff in a clotheless state theyd pretty much all nearly come off when outside, clothing is torture of the senses.

Still robbing off the clothes lines ?

that explains everything,praetorian must be a siamese cat,they are the biggest clothes line kleptos around.:cool:

Pants???


..........'Merica!

fuck yeah!

Wacker The Attacker

I've cum at home without my pants.

minidazzler

A few times