If you could ask 3 questions ...

TheNap

If you could ask any 3 questions that we still dont have answers for and be given the answers what would your questions be ?

Sky King

Are you REALLY the head of the Kwick e mart?

castletownman

I'd post my three but they are the exact same as yours!

RikkFlair

Is there an afterlife?
Do aliens exist?
Is Pat Kenny really made of wood?

Lawrence1895

Will Alan Mattews still be Shels manager at the end of the year?

Will the prize for smokes drop for a change?

Are there really aliens behind the Bermuda Triangle?

MadsL

Lars1916 wrote: »

Will the prize for smokes drop for a change?

Not sure how you smoke, but if there is a prize involved, you may be doing it wrong.

3 questions eh?

Why? Oh Why? Oh Why?

Gorilla Rising

1.) Is there such thing as a soul and can it exist independently from our bodies?

That's all!

Drakares

What are the winning numbers for the euromillions tonight?

Should I buy coke and Hookers with my euromillions winnings before I pickup the money?

How long can I keep buying daily amounts of coke and hookers before I die?

Sergeant

Who left that enormous floater in the U of one of the toilets in work this morning?

Why would you do such a thing?

What the hell were you eating/drinking yesterday?

coolhull

How could Fianna Fail possibly be making a comeback in the polls ?
Is Leo Varadkar as stupid as he pretends to be?
When, if ever, are we going to see a referendum on the Senate?

not yet

Why,where and when.............

NothingMan

Why haven't I gotten my period yet?

uch

How do Jacobs get the Figs into the Fig Rolls

iDave

Why would anyone in the world...ever watch NFL?

When will Katherine Jenkins realise I'm the super sexy stud shes been looking for?

Why havent the good people of Waterford not exported the blaa yet?

HondaSami

Jaysus something has gone wrong when i have to mention who took maddie.

vitani

1) How do we cure cancer?
2) How do we eliminate world poverty?
3) What changes do we need to make to our governing system so that it can run effectively and benefit the vast majority of people?

Or, AH answer: How do I get George Clooney to marry me?

HondaSami

vitani wrote: »

1)

Or, AH answer: How do I get George Clooney to marry me?

If you are male you have some chance, female no chance in hell.

ArnoldJRimmer

Is there Life on Mars?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Who let the dogs out?

BillyMitchel

Why are my balls so itchy?

Why did she leave me for that gimp?


*Thinking of it now, maybe the itchy balls had something to do with it.

Balmed Out

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Cant think of two more that I really want to know...

Wacker The Attacker

Why do stars suddenly appear everytime you are near?

Why was Ryan Tubridy paid €723,000 in 2011?

Why is rugby so f**kin' stupid?

sbsquarepants

Is it raining out?
How's work?
Would you like a cup of tea?

--Kaiser--

HondaSami wrote: »

Jaysus something has gone wrong when i have to mention who took maddie.

How about who gives a ****? Many children get kidnapped everyday, what makes this one child so special?

DB Cooper 23

Balmed Out wrote: »

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is that an African or European swallow?

Lapin

Where is As Seirbheas and why do all the empty buses go there?

Will farmers ever stop moaning about the weather no matter what the weather is like?

Why do Dublin people always walk out of courthouses with jackets over their heads?

DB Cooper 23

1) What really happened on the Marie Celeste?
2) Who really was my DB Cooper? (My namesake)
3) Is there intelligent life on other planets?

djfitzerjnr

Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

Chucken

Balmed Out wrote: »

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Cant think of two more that I really want to know...

The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

Mr Benevolent

RikkFlair wrote: »

Is there an afterlife?
Do aliens exist?
Is Pat Kenny really made of wood?

No, Yes, Yes.

Micky Dolenz

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

How about who gives a ****? Many children get kidnapped everyday, what makes this one child so special?

The media.

Gorilla Rising

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

How about who gives a ****? Many children get kidnapped everyday, what makes this one child so special?

We don't know their names or the circumstances surrounding their abductions - they're not high profile cases (for whatever reason).

Madeline's is also shrouded in mystery and intrigue at every turn.

It's more about the case than the child.

Michael Weston

Lars1916 wrote: »

Will Alan Mattews still be Shels manager at the end of the year?

Will the prize for smokes drop for a change?

Are there really aliens behind the Bermuda Triangle?

Actually increasing by ten cent monday

Weathering

Why isn't there an unlike option on boards?

Why am I not asleep?

Why do I find turtles hot?

HondaSami

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

How about who gives a ****? Many children get kidnapped everyday, what makes this one child so special?

Lots of people care. Many children get kidnapped but not in the same circumstances as maddie. All children are special.

I was referring to the lack of maddie jokes tbh.

9959

1. Where's the remote?

2. How much are you worth (in the pocket AFTER tax)?

3. Do you think we'll have a summer this year?

Fresh Pots

First one would definitely be why are my internet speeds so slow!

irish son

what's me gmail password?

What percentage of threads in the conspiracy forum are actually correct.. That should mess with their heads for the next few years trying to work it out.

--Kaiser--

Deleted User wrote: »

What percentage of threads in the conspiracy forum are actually correct.. That should mess with their heads for the next few years trying to work it out.

I would say close to zero

9959

Deleted User wrote: »

What percentage of threads in the conspiracy forum are actually correct.. That should mess with their heads for the next few years trying to work it out.

I've worked it out, it's 66.6%, wow, isn't that amazing.
Was talking to that Jim Corr one night in town, nice guy, misunderstood, I think there's a conspiracy afoot to blacken his good name, or so he told me before hastily departing for home in a flying saucer.

stefan idiot jones

1, Why are there ginger people in the world ?
2, What will we do with them all ?
3, Will there be any repercussions ?

Wibbs

DB Cooper 23 wrote: »

1) What really happened on the Marie Celeste?

Ship was carrying explosive chemicals. Storm brewed up, captain and crew fearing for their lives take to one of the longboats attached to the ship to ride out the storm until it passed. Towline breaks, they're lost, ship drifts on abandoned. Sorted. My paypal account is..

TheBody

DB Cooper 23 wrote: »

1) What really happened on the Marie Celeste?
2) Who really was my DB Cooper? (My namesake)
3) Is there intelligent life on THIS planet?

FYP

Lawrence1895

djfitzerjnr wrote: »

Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

Put a square pizza into a round box, and the delivery guy might nibble on the parts, that are hanging outside the box :eek:

onionhead

Where did we come?

Is there an after life?

What is the future for the human race?

DarkJager

Why didn't Justin Biebers dad just wipe him off the curtains rather than allowing him to be inflicted on the world?

ruthloss

HondaSami wrote: »

If you are male you have some chance, female no chance in hell.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Say it isn't so.:(

Lawrence1895

DarkJager wrote: »

Why didn't Justin Biebers dad just wipe him off the curtains rather than allowing him to be inflicted on the world?

He didn't have curtains, just blinds? :pac:

donegal_road

fortune wookiee wrote: »

1.) Is there such thing as a soul and can it exist independently from our bodies?

That's all!

Here is where you find that out

lahalane

1. Where is the nearest planet to Earth with life on it?

2. What is the biggest creature on Earth that has yet to be discovered?

3. Who is 'You're so Vain' really about?

HondaSami

lahalane wrote: »

3. Who is 'You're so Vain' really about?

Always thought it was about Warren Beatty