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If you could ask 3 questions ...

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  • 28-03-2013 4:14pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 786 ✭✭✭


    If you could ask any 3 questions that we still dont have answers for and be given the answers what would your questions be ?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,115 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I'd post my three but they are the exact same as yours!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    Lars1916 wrote: »
    Will the prize for smokes drop for a change?

    Not sure how you smoke, but if there is a prize involved, you may be doing it wrong.

    3 questions eh?

    Why? Oh Why? Oh Why?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭Gorilla Rising


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    Jaysus something has gone wrong when i have to mention who took maddie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,824 ✭✭✭vitani


    1) How do we cure cancer?
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    vitani wrote: »
    1)

    Or, AH answer: How do I get George Clooney to marry me?

    If you are male you have some chance, female no chance in hell.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,714 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    Cant think of two more that I really want to know...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Jaysus something has gone wrong when i have to mention who took maddie.

    How about who gives a ****? Many children get kidnapped everyday, what makes this one child so special?


  • Registered Users Posts: 47 DB Cooper 23


    Balmed Out wrote: »
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    Is that an African or European swallow?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Balmed Out wrote: »
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    Cant think of two more that I really want to know...

    The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    RikkFlair wrote: »
    Is there an afterlife?
    Do aliens exist?
    Is Pat Kenny really made of wood?

    No, Yes, Yes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    How about who gives a ****? Many children get kidnapped everyday, what makes this one child so special?


    The media.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭Gorilla Rising


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    How about who gives a ****? Many children get kidnapped everyday, what makes this one child so special?


    We don't know their names or the circumstances surrounding their abductions - they're not high profile cases (for whatever reason).

    Madeline's is also shrouded in mystery and intrigue at every turn.

    It's more about the case than the child.


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